and for the title of most disliked player on this forum
actually, Maguire might have taken that title for now
Neymar
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
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actually, Maguire might have taken that title for now
God, if this were somehow true, I just give up
Our name being used again in the market for leverage on a new contract or to force him out of the club by drumming up interest.
Messi potentially going to Barca again is what Neymar has in his head as the ideal scenario for him to return home with him.
I doubt we will be able to sign anyone in the summer, we will be taking 4th round offers for the club until the end of the window the way the Glazers are going.
All this to extract more dividends from the club and not spend anything in the summer.
Please change the thread title.. Opened the thread thinking some new news from his dad
No. If he’s on a sensible contract and is available for 30 matches of a 50 Match season, I’d love to have him.
He’s far harder working than people suggest. He’s still amongst the best players on the planet and good management could see a really impactful few seasons.
The lad is criminally underrated.
That’s just not true.
I swear there was a policy against megathreads on here at one point. Never understand why people bump an old thread and not just start a new one.
For the money he would cost he would have to be the main focal point though. His injury record plus the fact he's a prima donna doesn't bode well. Can't see us bringing in Neymar + another forward.
Averages 28 games a season at PSG. Another sicknote that has wasted his best years.
He might have been a good signing when this thread started in 2015 but not now!
He might have been a good signing when this thread started in 2015 but not now!
Guy gets an awful lot of flack for having such an excellent relationship with his sister. More siblings should aspire to it IMO.
Would love to see this happen.
A true footballing genius, his ability his galaxies ahead of anyone in our squad. Last of his kind too.
would show up some of the players that are considered “creative” at United currently
A true footballing genius, his ability his galaxies ahead of anyone in our squad. Last of his kind too.
would show up some of the players that are considered “creative” at United currently
He's past it unfortunately but oh my what a treat he'd be if he could roll back the years. The sort of player who'd make more United fans actually pay to watch/stream our games.
What's his sister got to do got to do with it?
It would be just like the Glazers to buy the most punchable face in football to placate the easily placated among our fanbase.
They are "Hills have eyes" close to each other
Perfect for us then
The Neymar's sister "joke" is the creepiest consistently unfunny joke on the internet. Please stop.
We got the space when Phil Jones is finally gone!It's oN!
Just imagine how good our physio room front 3 would be with him and Martial in the squad.
Fully agreed, it's funny to see people wanting Felix but thrn their nose up at NEYMAR!
I'd love him here but would still absolutely sign another quality forward due to his injury problems. People have this perceived notion of Neymar as being soft, but he is a fighter and has magic in him. I think he'd shut a fair few people up after a few weeks.
I do highly doubt there is any truth to this but I would prefer him to Kane. He is far superior a football talent and playmaker. Kane scares me as he looks so undynamic and that will only get worse as he gets older.
I thought if Qatar bought us that we were supposed be sending our rejects to PSG...
Speaking of, anyone know what happened to Fontaine (the OP)? He was quite the entertainer...
TBF 20 goals and 14 assists in 36 games aren't that bad. There again his salary is eye watering
He was. Difficult personality though.
Don't see this making financial sense with him being 31 and on comical wages, but football-wise, adding him and a young faster/physical #9 and having those 2 options up front sounds pretty great.
No as I want Rashford as our LW with Garnacho and Sancho as backups. We really have other priorities.
edit: oh and I'd prefer Kane over him any day. Really don't understand people wanting an injury prone, diving, diva player over someone who has been scoring tons of goals in the league, is a real team player and leader.
edit: oh and I'd prefer Kane over him any day. Really don't understand people wanting an injury prone, diving, diva player over someone who has been scoring tons of goals in the league, is a real team player and leader.
I can there will be no transfer fee or a loan with a view to buy
what the heck is going on this seems so random ha.
Some coup for Redcafe getting Neymar's sister to sign up as a member.
It's the typical "link every player to United" journalism we experience every silly season.
I bet some website will be desperate enough to do a "Haaland to United SHOCK TRANSFER"
As much as I love watching Neymar, I really have no clue how he’d work in this squad unless we really are cleaning house. Even then, he plays the positions of two of our best players already.
Footmercato is one of the most laughable outlets out there. People are so easy to manipulate.
If it’s a case of PSG basically giving him away to get the wages of their books, then it’s a definite yes. Playing him as a false nine with likes of Rashford/Garnacho and even Antony around him would be great to watch. Crucially, it would mean we had transfer funds for a Caicedo, CB and a GK to finally play the way we want to play.
If it’s a case of paying a big transfer fee, then it’s a non-goer. But if it’s a token fee, even on a big contract, absolutely yes.
If it’s a case of paying a big transfer fee, then it’s a non-goer. But if it’s a token fee, even on a big contract, absolutely yes.
There’s no way ETH would sign Neymar. He does nothing off the ball, is often injured and doesn’t have the character of the sort of player we need.
His wage would be astronomical as well.
His wage would be astronomical as well.
I think while he is still a great player and better than anything we have but he is 31, has started his decline and injury prone. On top of that, the wages would be huge.
Interms of pure talent, he is probably the second most talented out there (behind Messi) but due to multitude of reasons, it has not translated into success on the pitch.
Interms of pure talent, he is probably the second most talented out there (behind Messi) but due to multitude of reasons, it has not translated into success on the pitch.
Completely agree.
He's also an elite cnut.
Perfect for united so.
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