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Nordic Ghost Yeti | Haaland at City
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“I wonder if people have noticed I look like that creature from Monsters Inc”Caption this:
League 2 Nordic Movement.
Ord som beskriver det norske landslaget temmelig godt, når det virkelig gjelder.
You are right, he is not the normal Pep player. If you look at everyday at the office work he is probably making them worse as a team. He scores goals but nothing else, plus the team effort is to reach him. But the he has that x-factor Pep wanted to finally win CL.
At least give @Camy89 a namecheck“I wonder if people have noticed I look like that creature from Monsters Inc”
Now a lot of the City fans have started turning on him he might well decide to leave in the summer and join Real Madrid, I cant see Pep being to upset or trying to stop him if he wants to leave since he isnt really a Pep signing anyway.
City might have won if Haaland had been playing tonight.
He might not done a lot but I was still relieved when Guardiola took him out, he's very young still so this type of games are bound to happen.
I would have subbed Bernardo who was having a very poor game, while keeping Hallaand. I dunno if Kev was having some problem, because I'll also keep him at least to have someone of his calibre in the penalties.
He ghosted but taking him off before ET is weird for sure, surely you want someone with his physical gifts against tired defender? Dude barely broke a sweat the whole match.
Had a decent game
Bedrageri
Nordisk spøkelse yeti
Why stop there? He was terrific!
He looks like most of the lip filler yummy mummys on the school run.Caption this:
He's one of these players who'll score a hatful of goals by the time he retires, but no one is going to be watching YouTube videos of this guy in 20 years time.
No style, no panache, no real skill to speak of, just good at finishing off chances that are put on a plate for him.
No style, no panache, no real skill to speak of, just good at finishing off chances that are put on a plate for him.
One of the ugliest footballers. Although, I can't talk because I am a minging cnut myself and don't have his bank balance to make the ladies blind.
Nah he looks like super Boo“I wonder if people have noticed I look like that creature from Monsters Inc”
Wouldn't go that far, but decent is fair.
His movement/positioning is of course why he gets more chances than most people get in the same teams. Even when playing for Norway, he has a goal involvement every 81. min.
Haaland is the living example that goals are not the only thing you need in a striker. Sure, if you see the game thru statictics only, that might work for some people, but he is having more and more games like these every year.
Yeah, he is the last player I would call down to earth
He is cnut on the pitch, and attention seeking pyjama merchant off the pitch, feck him. Very overrated and deserves the criticism because he is not that good at football as people made him out to be.
Found out. Teams learned how to defend him. Totally unsuited to Pep style. Similar to Rashford he needs space to run into. Against packed defenses he is next to useless.
???
Madrid are getting Mbappe, and have Vini Jr.
Wonderful!
Overrated shite. Niall Quinn on roids.
Overrated shite. Niall Quinn on roids.
Worst best player in the world.
Worst player to ever go pro.
Not his biggest fan, far from it, but I wish him luck.
Lukaaland
Jeg foretrækker bløffmaker.
Haha! Så sant som det er sagt
Enig i det. Mer riktig beskrivelse og dessuten et morsommere ord
Mutant from Fallout
probably score a hat trick in his next match
probably score a hat trick in his next match
Indeed, but you can’t help but think that City doesn’t really play to his strengths. The fact that he manages to score so many goals despite that fact is impressive statistically, but there’s no « magic ».they did the treble with him last season ffs
He's just having a poor season, that's all
But that’s more a Man City problem with their robotic brand of football than a Haaland problem I think
Romelu Haalandu.
Just a reminder that a few months ago football genius Micah Richards said Haaland was better than the following strikers:
Drogba
Rooney
Cole
Shearer
Cantona
Kane
Torres
RVN
He wasn't even joking either. Was comparing each one by one and picked Haaland every time!
Drogba
Rooney
Cole
Shearer
Cantona
Kane
Torres
RVN
He wasn't even joking either. Was comparing each one by one and picked Haaland every time!
His limitations were on display for sure, I wonder if he feels bored by being so little involved.
A lot more criticism is coming his way. Will be interesting to see how he deals with it
A lot more criticism is coming his way. Will be interesting to see how he deals with it