He was poor as he has been since he returned from injury, I wonder if he is fully fit. The key test will be next season to his true level, whether he can recreate 2022/23 again, or this is closer to his level at the elite level.
Nordic Ghost Yeti | Haaland at City
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Down to earth? He's an arrogant cnut and when he's not scoring, he's shite.
Really bad player
Was he on the pitch for penalties?
Straight to the point. No messing around
Romeling Haakaku
He's giving League Two a bad rep.
Keane was being generous with the league 2 remark.
Aye, gotta stick up for him on that one. I’d be pulling my hair out at how often they look at the box, get around the box, look up again, and decide “nope, too risky, let’s recycle the ball”.
Poor again. Very odd player. Scores record breaking amounts but is otherwise crap.
I said years ago that he didn’t seem like a Guardiola player at all, but I guess they just wanted to show that they could get him.
I said years ago that he didn’t seem like a Guardiola player at all, but I guess they just wanted to show that they could get him.
He's quietly had a poor season and doesn't suit Pep ball at all. There's a good chance Pep will look to replace him with a more technical forward in the summer.
Can't see him lasting at City if Pep is sticking around.
Yeah, he was crap tonight.
Just realised he was subbed off before extra time. That's how much of a ghost he is.
He was doing his best Hojlund impersonation tonight
You actually wouldn't be surprised to see Pep/City throw him away in the summer and rule the experiment over. No other club in the world you could say that for.
Waiting for a tap-in all season, lost his unbelievable drive from years prior.
Or so it looks to me.
Or so it looks to me.
But you did not realize he was limping.
He’s been shite since Keane’s comment. Might have got to him you know!
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Or frustrating for a centre midfielder to not have a centre forward to show for the ball as he’s too busy trying to run in behind.
Straight to the point. No messing around
I mean 12 goals in 4 months is still better than any of our players this season in total
He was shite before that, hence the comment.
Flat track bully? 
Keane has ended Haaland's career.
Again.
They're tearing him apart on bluemoon at the moment.
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I'm starting to believe the people who said that Haaland wasn't the right striker for Pep's system and that he'd never be utilized properly were on to something.
Unless he's getting on the end of passes or crosses inside of 6 yards the brutal honesty is he doesn't offer much to Pep's system.
It feels ridiculous to say that about a guy who has already scored 31 goals this season, but, well, there it is.
Unless he's getting on the end of passes or crosses inside of 6 yards the brutal honesty is he doesn't offer much to Pep's system.
It feels ridiculous to say that about a guy who has already scored 31 goals this season, but, well, there it is.
He is what he is, its the sort of performance you expect from him in this kind of game.
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I need to go to the toilet.
How do you say fraud in Norwegian?
He's excellent in the games City would win anyway, thats whats most funny. He's very rarely made the difference in the games where City find it a bit more of a challenge.
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