Now that head transplants are feasible, which players would you have swap heads/bodies?

[horsechoker]

The future is here

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Now that bodies and heads can be swapped, which head-body combination would you create?

E.g. Paul Scholes' head on McTominay's body

 

[top1whoisman]

Fellaini’s head to every squad member.

 

[duffer]

Jorginho's head on Adama Traore's body.

 

[El Zoido]

Messi’s head on Andy Carroll’s body.

 

[horsechoker]

Messi’s head on Andy Carroll’s body.

Messi would lose his low centre of gravity that made him a great dribbler

 

[tomaldinho1]

Fulfil Jose's wish of putting his head on Shaw's body

 

[DatIrishFella]

Jaysus. Imagine Scholes brain with McTominay's frame. He'd be king of fecking football world.

 

[PSV]

It's all fun and games until City acquires the 11 best heads. Then they will just continually hot-swap bodies as they wear down.

They will be... ahead forever.

 

[horsechoker]

It's all fun and games until City acquires the 11 best heads. Then they will just continually hot-swap bodies as they wear down.

They will be... ahead forever.

Pep would be off his head

 

[johnnyteutonic]

Remember that the donor has to be young and brain-dead...

 

[Florida Man]

Balotelli on Adama Traore’s body

 

[horsechoker]

Remember that the donor has to be young and brain-dead...

In before someone responds to this with any one of our players

 

[SilentWitness]

Ashley Young and Philipp Lahm.

 

[diarm]

Bergkamps head on Rashfords body.

 

[Red Royal]

Maguires head on any of our squad would help

 

[djembatheking]

Phil Jones head, Akinfenwas body. Unstoppable.

 

[horsechoker]

Some uncomfortable posts in here.

I suggest some of you watch Get Out

 

[Mike Smalling]

Titus Brambles head on Modrics body.

 

[a_devil_inside]

Vidic’s heads on any of our players. Might actually win some 50/50 chances then.

 

[rimaldo]

gary neville’s head on phil neville’s body.

 

[golden_blunder]

The future is here

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Now that bodies and heads can be swapped, which head-body combination would you create?

E.g. Paul Scholes' head on McTominay's body

Jesus. I find the whole idea of head transplants horrific. Your memories are gone, and you look like a different person IF they are transplanting because you have got face cancer / brain cancer or something

 

[JPRouve]

In before someone responds to this with any one of our players

Antony is about to make billions.

 

[SuperiorXI]

Alan Brazil's head on Peter Crouch's body

 

[Berbasbullet]

You’re taking shit Karl, play a record!

 

[altodevil]

Messi's head on Messi's 19 year old body

 

[dazjoe]

Ryan Giggs's head on Rhodri's body. Would it still be cheating?

 

[Juicy Juiced]

Messi on CR body, and viceversa. Their fans would combust.

 

[ROFLUTION]

Rafaels head on Fabios body

 

[ROFLUTION]

Dirk Kuyts face on Jan Koller's body would be next level too

 

[SuperiorXI]

Tigers head on Klopps body

Oh, no change there then

 

[FrankDrebin]

Fellaini's head on Warwick Davis's body.

 

[Red the Bear]

Body horror wasn't on my cafe wish list for today.

 

[horsechoker]

Tigers head on Klopps body

Oh, no change there then

Does he want to take up golf?

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Body horror wasn't on my cafe wish list for today.

Some of these suggestions will give us all nightmares.

 

[CallyRed]

Harry Maguire and Xherdan Shaqiri

 

[André Dominguez]

This could take sex change surgeries to a whole new level.

 

[Oranges038]

Luka Modric's head onto Gail Platt's body.

 

[horsechoker]

This could take sex change surgeries to a whole new level.

Rich models never have to retire with an ever lasting supply of young bodies

 

[Hughes35]

Lee Trudels head on Adama Traore is what we all need to see.

 

[Fortitude]

This would've been a massive photoshop thread back in the day, full of lols for the next two years.