Phil Jones | 2013/14 Performances

[paceme]

It's a jones day today! The sun is shining and I'm feeling jones!

 

[Pexbo]

To the tune of "Lord of the Ring's: Two Towers" Soundtrack:


Verse 1:

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Verse 2:

Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones

Chorus:
Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones

Verse 3:
Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones

Verse 4:
Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones

Chorus x 7

Verse 5

Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones

Verse 6
Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones Phil Jones

Chorus x 7

Chorus x 1: Fade to silent.

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THE DROP!

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[Solius]

Kenwyne Jones.

Wait, what?

 

[Stretch]

Phil 'The Phil Jones' Jones.

 

[Pexbo]

Kenwyne Jones.

Wait, what?

 

[Revan]

Wow.

This is how it feels to be Phil Jones...

Finally a photo when he actually looks normal.

 

[NotoriousISSY]

Looks like the El-Hadji Diouf kid with more hair.

 

[Raoul]

Maradona Good, Pele Better, George Best, Phil Jones.

 

[charleysurf]

I can only assume you meant like this...

Real Human Being...

Ah man, that made my day!

 

[londonredmaniac]

Indiana Phil Jones.

 

[Solius]

 

[Pexbo]

What's Richard Bacon doing there?

And Ronaldo far left?

 

[Decotron]

You just know Hectic is tempted to turn this into a photoshop classic...

Hint hint........no pressure !

 

[JakeC]

ronaldo?

 

[Rowem]

 

[Annihilate Now!]

He is Jones! (Jones) Always believes he's Phil Joooones

Never once thought he's Giroud, or Ronaldinihoooooo

Always believes that

He's Phil Jones (Jones!)

Plays at the back when he gurns

Something we've all learned

He's no midfielder (always believe it!)

 

[Pexbo]

 

[sdb4884]

You guys are mad :-)

 

[Revan]

He is even more Jones than Mike Phelan

 

[The Don]

How many Phil Joneses does it take to change a light bulb?

feck light bulbs because Phil Jones.

 

[Brocky]

Not Carrick, or Schooolles...
You better believe it's Phil Jones!

 

[Ryan's Beard]

Phil "The Phil Jones" Jones.

 

[Pexbo]

Phil "The Phil "The Phil Jones" Jones" Jones

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

I bet Phil Jones reproduces his own offspring. Can't taint those magic genes.

 

[100]

Is there no pictures with multiple players where he's making one of those faces? It'd make a great faceswap.

 

[gooDevil]

I bet Phil Jones reproduces his own offspring. Can't taint those magic genes.

I'm getting an image, Phil Jones budding his offspring, a dozen little heads growing from his skin...Olly?

 

[NotoriousISSY]

A truly Phil Jones moment.

 

[The Don]

Is there no pictures with multiple players where he's making one of those faces? It'd make a great faceswap.

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[Man Utd Mrs]

Maradona Good, Pele Better, George Best, Phil Jones.

Best one of all.

 

[Pexbo]

Jones, Jones wherever you may be,
You're Phil Jones in your own country,
But you wouldn't be Jones,
If your mum and dad,
Didn't have sex 21 years back.

 

[The Don]

Jones, Jones wherever you may be,
You're Phil Jones in your own country,
But you wouldn't be Jones,
If your mum and dad,
Didn't have sex 21 years back.

That's lovely Pexbo, but completely inaccurate. Phil Jones created himself.

 

[Brightonian]

Jones, Jones wherever you may be,
You're Phil Jones in your own country,
But you wouldn't be Jones,
If your mum and dad,
Didn't have sex 21 years back.

Didn't happen. It was the midichlorians.

 

[100]

Spoiler

 

[NotoriousISSY]

Spoiler

The Rio, Carrick, Buttner and Rooney ones are a serious mindfeck.

 

[Pexbo]

That's lovely Pexbo, but completely inaccurate. Phil Jones created himself.

Jones, Jones reproduces singularly,
Splits his cells like an anemone.
But so would you,
if you had that face,
Creating your own special, super race.

 

[The Don]

The Rio, Carrick, Buttner and Rooney ones are a serious mindfeck.

I'll take that as a compliment.

 

[Brightonian]

What worries me is how poorly Jones' face fits on his own face.

 

[The Don]

Jones, Jones reproduces singularly,
Splits his cells like an anemone.
But so would you,
if you had that face,
Creating your own special, super race.

That's so much more Jones, than the first one.

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

Jill Phones

 

[The Don]

Thanks to Olly, the Phil Jones of the photoshop world:

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