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Everton 1:0 Manchester United

Post-match discussion


Sat, 09 April 2022

I thought we can't possibly play worse than first half. Then came that second half.

Everton are genuinely shit and they won today. Says all about our level of shittiness.
 
That was disgraceful.

I can accept a lot of things, but a United team not even trying to score a goal when behind is a fecking outrage.

The commentators talking about us being in a top 4 race? What a joke
 
Run 15 players out the door and start again. This is the club's only chance to do it otherwise we'll end up like Leeds in the 2000's
 
Just not good enough. Whatever else you say about it, that's the truth.

City, Liverpool, when they start a game there's a gulf in class. The opposition manager would be thinking: 'I wish I could have De Bruyne, I wish I could have Salah.' How many players do we have that other managers would really, really want?

Whatever else you say that's the real problem. We're just not good enough.
 
Surprised? Nope. Increase 5 year plan to 10. Really need 10 or 11 players - horrendous previous management signed absolutely dogshit players.

Paying for years and years of poorly run from above and poorly managed teams.
 
Predictable shit. All you need to do to beat United is put in 50% of a shift. Everton managed that and comfortable win.
 
Me smelleth a thrown match. Not a chance in hell we actually tried to win that game.
 
Done with the season now. Couldn't care less if we lost every remaining game.

We have the absolute dumbest group of players ever.

ETH prob change his mind after seeing what he has to work with and I genuinely wouldn't blame him. Years of mediocrity ahead.
 
Points against bottom 4 teams:

Everton - 1-1, 0-1 (1 pt)
Burnley - 3-1, 1-1 (4 pts)
Watford - 1-4, 0-0 (1 pt)
Norwich - 1-0 (3 pts)

8 out of 21 points against the worst teams in the league.
 
Not one of these players give a shit.

Start from scratch with a fresh bunch who actually want to fight.
 
Don't see anything better happening next season. No manager is going to be able to do anything when the players seem unable to perform the very basics of football properly. Seriously fed up right now.
 
Every time I think this bunch of players couldn't be any more useless and gutless, they manage to surprise me. At least they're exceptional at something.
 
I just want to enjoy one United game. Is that too much to fecking ask for?
According to some yes. You shouldn’t watch United for enjoyment you should enjoy it being a chore. Get called plastic for daring to expect better than we’re getting by some on here.
 
Unlucky today, couldn't have asked for more from the lads.
I think we you consider that we're not out here paying League/CL winning wages, being on course to finish in the top half of the table is a great season.
 
Such a weak nothing performance. They're dragging the shirt through the mud and couldn't give a toss. Worst United team I have ever seen.
 
No passion. No pride. No commitment. No desire. And there will be those talking about managers.
 
Useless twats, the lot of them, an absolute embarrassing mess of a side. Tear up every one of their contracts and have them banned from Manchester.
 
The game went pretty much exactly as I thought it would

We're playing at exhibition pace, any team that wants to beat us will do at the moment
Could be a very ugly end to the season
 
Absolutely racked off. Can't even get a draw against that lot. Disgrace
 
I would accept a mid table finish next season if we get rid of 10 players
 
Enjoyable game of football. The shitness on show was a great watch. You dont see this level of dogshitness in other games.
 
Play the kids till the end of the season. Will show better fight than this lot.
 
We are so useless you just gotta laugh really. When you think we can’t sink any lower, you can always bet on United to deliver. Absolutely nothing to like about this team.
 
I'm done with watching them for the season. Start with a clean sheet next season. Hope the away fans gave the players dogs abuse. They deserve it. They need to name an new manager as soon as possible. The club is in flux.
 

Player Ratings

3.6 Total Average Rating

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Score Predictions

102,27,37
  • Man Utd win
  • Everton win
  • Draw

Detailed Results

  • 20% Everton 1:2 Man Utd
  • 18% Everton 0:2 Man Utd
  • 17% Everton 1:1 Man Utd
  • 10% Everton 1:3 Man Utd
  • 7% Everton 2:1 Man Utd
  • 6% Everton 0:3 Man Utd
  • 3% Everton 2:2 Man Utd
  • 3% Everton 0:1 Man Utd
  • 3% Everton 2:0 Man Utd
  • 2% Everton 1:4 Man Utd
  • 2% Everton 0:0 Man Utd
  • 2% Everton 3:1 Man Utd
  • 1% Everton 5:0 Man Utd
  • 1% Everton 3:0 Man Utd
  • 1% Everton 3:2 Man Utd
  • 1% Everton 1:0 Man Utd
  • 1% Everton 2:5 Man Utd
  • 1% Everton 0:4 Man Utd
  • 1% Everton 0:5 Man Utd
  • 1% Everton 3:3 Man Utd
Compiled from 166 predictions.
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Match Stats

  1. Everton
  2. Man Utd
Possession
32% 68%
Shots
7 12
Shots on Target
3 4
Corners
5 7
Fouls
4 10

Referee

Jonathan Moss