[Organic Potatoes]

The highlight vids with the empty stadium were kinda eerie.

 

[bucky]

Very good performance.

 

[onemanarmy]

With exception to the one opportunity LASK had, (where the player skied it) they've not been in the game at all. Classy, impressive performance from a United side resting 3/4 players, similar performance Sunday please .

Martial, Matic, Wan-Bissaka, Lindelof, De Gea all rested and 0-5. Not a bad day at the office.

 

[sp_107]

We should play in front of no fans more often.

Man City every week?

 

[Annihilate Now!]

5 goals, 5 goal scorers

Good night's work. Professional performance from the lads as well.

And 4 of them were absolute crackers too

 

[#07]

You can never be unhappy when you win 5-0. So many good performances. Great night.

 

[Offside]

We’ve been brilliant recently

 

[ChaddyP]

Ole and united back to our best.

 

[RedTiger]

How do you have zero messages?

Because he is the overlord of the caf and rules don't mean shit to him.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Bring on Spurs

Next season you mean

 

[Fully Fledged]

Happy to see all these goals! Professional performance.

Sorry to hear LASK lost so much money due to this closed stadium shite because of that virus. A shame for them and their fans.

Otherwise, good game from the lads.

We should give them a preseason match some time to make up for this match.

 

[Olly Gunnar Solskjær]

''The most dangerous scoreline in football is being 5-0 up'' - Ryan Giggs

The man knows what he's talking about.

 

[siw2007]

Job done, didn’t think we were particularly amazing but we had a lot more quality on the day, they weren’t great either and we were clinical.

Bruno was again the heartbeat of everything we did well, though I gave Ighalo man of the match with a key contribution.

Don’t know how much longer we can go on playing football but if we are playing next week then we have a deadwood game.

 

[AndyMUFC]

So easy. Well played. This behind closed doors lark isnt' really sustainable, is it?

 

[cosimas]

Let's play without a crowd every time."

Works for City

Classic. Slightly weird to laugh about this in the current climate, but you have to get your laughs where you can right now.

Great performance, may be our last game of the season / for a long time, but proud of the lads again.

To be honest, I'm still on a high from the derby, and this is a cheeky little half I've taken to keep me on it.

edited for quotes fecking up

 

[Catt]

Good win but when will we play again?

 

[Inigo Montoya]

We should give them a preseason match some time to make up for this match.

That would be a wonderful gesture

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Good win but when will we play again?

In thunder lightning wind and rain

 

[RedPed]

For a fanless game, that was eminently watchable. And way too easy for United. LASK have terrorised other teams up to now and we made them look very ordinary.

How many people are laughing at Ighalo now???? He would've done a job at Spurs/Arse/Chelse.

 

[tjb]

Maybe the season ends, we keep all the players we need fit, Liverpool never win the league, City get banned so we enter the UCL. We sell Pogba, Lingard, the players on loan and Jones. We sign Grealish, ST and DM. Train on the system as the Euros will be cancelled and come back at the start of next season with the team to dominate the league and go unbeaten and win the treble.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

For a fanless game, that was eminently watchable. And way too easy for United. LASK have terrorised other teams up to now and we made them look very ordinary.

How many people are laughing at Ighalo now???? He would've done a job at Spurs/Arse/Chelse.

He’s a hell of lot better than Origi and Batshit aui

 

[Chinchy98]

Good performance. Keep it up lads, LASK were a level below but you can only beat what is infront of you

 

[Jake]

Had £20 on 4-0 to return £820 but pereira had to score last kick.

stupid Andreas!!!

 

[Tom Cato]

LASK beat Sporting 3-0 in the Europa League campaign this season. They beat PSV 4-1 at home. Beat out AZ Alkmaar, and allowed 3 goals the entire EL campaign.

They're not a GREAT team, but a reasonably good European side. But my god did we make them seem completely pedestrian. 11 shots on goal, 22 shot attempts.

 

[stu_1992]

Shame about the lack of crowd, because the football was great. Especially in the second half. Ighalo's goal was a thing of beauty. The control, the strike! Excellent!

Fantastic work by Mata and Fred for his goal. Mata started and finished the move but the pass from Fred was absolutely perfect.

The last one I want to mention was Greenwoods. Not half bad scoring from such a tight angle as that. The guy is a great natural finisher. I know the keeper did leave a bigger gap than you'd want, but Greenwood still did very well.

The other 2 goals were impressive too tbf, but I thought the first 3 should be highlighted especially.

 

[Charlie Foley]

In thunder lightning wind and rain

November?

 

[Tom Cato]

Had £20 on 4-0 to return £820 but pereira had to score last kick.

stupid Andreas!!!

4-0 at x41 odds?

 

[mu4c_20le]

How do you have zero messages?

You are talking to a bot.

 

[Paul the Wolf]

Comfortable easy win. Could hear what some of the players were saying which was a novelty.

Ighalo MoM , Bruno very good, Bailly good match, looks better with each match.

Another enjoyable win , carry on with the good work.

 

[Antisocial]

Pleased we got that away goal.

 

[Gator Nate]

We just hung 5 on the team that won the Austrian Bundesliga's regular season by 6 points. And kept a clean sheet. In their house. Sort of. I mean, it was kinda like sneaking in while everyone's gone to work and cleaning them out. A 5-0 smash-n-grab?

That was fun. Rested more players, the defense wasn't pushed hardly at all. 5 freaking goals... 5 different scorers... Put the U23's in front of Romero for the return leg.

 

[MikeKing]

Amazing night. If anyone should keep doing their thing while we're all quarantined in our home, it's the entertainers.

 

[Dve]

And I predicted this would be a difficult game. Feck me.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Pleased we got that away goal.

Gives us a chance at home!

I fancy us to go through

 

[Jake]

I put 4-0 this morning at 40/1

oh well

 

[RedDevilRoshi]

Well that was fun

Good all round performance and result to match. So many positives and not many negatives from that. Play the kids in the 2nd leg (that’s if it unlikely goes ahead of course).

On a side note, football with no fans is so soulless.

 

[Godfather]

Entertaining match. Hope it won't be the last this season

 

[UpWithRivers]

Lask orders

 

[Foxbatt]

I thought we were poor most of the game apart from Bruno and Ighalo. There were so many miss passes and players making stupid mistakes. Against better teams we cannot afford to make those kind of mistakes. Ighalo was very good and so was Bailly and Maguire though Bailly lost his head and went sliding in and the opposing player sold him a dummy and shot goal wards. He should have hit the target at least. I thought Mata was very poor though he scored a good goal. Even Brandon was miss passing and James was his usual self in making terrible decisions. Now that he has scored a goal I hope he tries to create goals for others instead of trying to do it all by himself.
Yes the result is very good but we need to play a lot better to beat Spurs.

 

[T-R-A-W]

Had £20 on 4-0 to return £820 but pereira had to score last kick.

stupid Andreas!!!

Had a fiver on 5-0. Andreas is a hero and I won't hear any of you speak ill of him ever again.