Manchester United are at risk of insulting supporters in the January transfer window
Man United were shambolic in their Carabao Cup defeat to Man City and supporters should be concerned by who was in the directors' box.
Marcel Bout, the head of global scouting, was sat in his usual seat in a packed directors' box on Tuesday night. Matthew Judge, the head of corporate development tasked with negotiating transfers, was next to
Ed Woodward.
Amid the
Manchester club dignitaries and guests, there was no space for a
Manchester United director of football. United were close to establishing that role. Ten months ago.
Bout should perhaps be in the Netherlands or elsewhere, atoning for his appraisal of Matthijs de Ligt and hit-rate with Louis van Gaal. Judge is supposedly 'at the coalface', touching base with agents and gauging whether the personality of transfer targets is aligned with United's criteria. Woodward is no longer involved in recruitment.
The United manager is a problem but not the biggest problem. They are aimless and oblivious, about as strategic as Donald Trump in his quest for approval ratings. Trump is at least more quick-fire.
United are a football club devoid of an authoritative football figure. Sources have pointed out Real Madrid and Tottenham Hotspur do not have a technical director. True, though they have multiple European Cup winners as figureheads. United had one and eventually undermined Jose Mourinho at every turn.
Robin van Persie rattled Ole Gunnar Solskjaer but had a point. United have morphed from Sir Alex Ferguson's final season of 'if you cannot find [Van Persie] you will not play' to if you do not play well you will play. Ferguson was flush with anger during Manchester City's stroll.
Be it the Coolmore dispute or the anointment of David Moyes, Ferguson is partly culpable for the United AD (after dominance). Enough time has passed for the club to have mopped up the mess, only they are still run by financial figures accused of being more interested in cash than cups. The Glazers may have been delighted with a replay against Wolves.
Woodward might skip next week's visit to Anfield, the graveyard of Mourinho's last stand. If Real Madrid were humiliated by Barcelona and Atletico Madrid in the same month, Zinedine Zidane would not bother driving into their Valdebebas training ground the morning after.
The United deal-makers sold Solskjaer short in the summer with their inexplicable one-at-a-time strategy. They took their time with deals for Daniel James, Aaron Wan-Bissaka and Harry Maguire, then ran out of time. David Gill's legacy was finalising deals for Nani and Anderson on the same day in 2007.
David Gill finalised deals for Nani and Anderson on the same day
United's unhurried approach in the summer contributed to Solskjaer selecting Phil Jones and resorting to Jesse Lingard. The latter was more unforgivable in that Lingard was picked at Arsenal on New Year's Day on the strength of what he had done than what he was doing. Solskjaer recalled him against City via the same argument.
How United have the gall to resist doing business this month unless the right player is available is an insult to supporters who clicked through the Old Trafford turnstiles to discover Lingard had been improbably recalled. The use of 'Jonah' to describe Jones in Solskjaer's post-match press conference was another soundbite from a manager who struggles to chime with matchgoers these days.
If United had a director of football, a technical director, a head of football, whatever you want to call them, they might have the gumption to give Lingard a dosage of reality. His alliance with Mino Raiola, an agent who last week said he wouldn't 'bring anyone else' to United, has made Lingard's position abundantly clear.
Lingard should perhaps be told he will not be considered for selection, is free to negotiate terms with his next club and informed of the asking price so he can relay it to interested clubs. Lingard can go this month or in the summer. There is only so long you can trade off having your artwork on the walls of the academy building whilst underperforming for upwards of 18 months.
Jones is the nadir of the brainless contract strategy at United. This time last year, he had approached the last six months of his contract and United had the option of an additional year. Even his representatives' eyebrows raised when Judge called to broach the subject of an entirely new, four-and-a-half year contract.
"It's a signal for the players that we believe in them," Solskjaer explained on that morning at Carrington when fresh press releases were handed out headlined 'Jones signs new deal'. "It's a signal for the supporters that we plan ahead. And Phil has been here for so long.
"He's won the Premier League, he's won trophies, he knows what it takes. He's been here so long so it's one of them things, he knows what it takes for us to move up the table."
Phil Jones struggled against City
Jones is a survivor from the last title-winning United squad, only he started 13 Premier League matches in 2012-13. He was an unused substitute in the 2016 FA Cup and 2017 Europa League final triumphs and injured for that year's League Cup final. He got cramp chasing Riyad Mahrez's shadow last night.
Andreas Pereira, neither a playmaker nor a midfielder, has come to symbolise Solskjaer's softness. The indulgence of Paul Pogba is an insult to United's ethos, though Woodward was responsible for empowering the player over the manager. Victor Lindelof has succumbed to complacency in the wake of a new contract doled out on the basis of spurious speculation Barcelona wanted him.
As of October, United claimed they were still on the lookout for a director of football but conscious he or she would be 'annihilated' if installed, since supporters would view them as 'coming over the hill on a white steed to save the day'. United need saving and the seat is still vacant.