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Newcastle United 1:0 Manchester United

Post-match discussion


Sat, 02 December 2023

sullydnl

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Scoreline flattered us. Comprehensively outplayed by a better team.
 

Yanited__

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Tough watch. Second best to everything. No risk taking, just sat back for 90 minutes. It wasn't 4 or 5-0 but felt like a 4 or 5-0 game.
 

TheNewEra

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As soon as we face a top 8 side away just don't bother at this rate, forfeit the game.

Piss poor.
 

Superunknown

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The most one-sided 1-0 you'll ever seen. We were diabolical. Again. Just an all-round disgusting performance.
 

OldSchoolManc

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Sell Rashford as soon as is humanly possible. Along with Martial as a buy one get one free
 

rpitchfo

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1-0, better team won. We didn’t look hopeless, but never looked threatening in the least. Really weird one.
 

Livewire1974

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Pure dogshit. Awful attitude. So many shite players that need to be shown the door. Manager also.
 

Zoo

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These players should be ashamed of themselves.
 

Telsim

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Their squad is depleted. A good manager would be getting a result here.
Nothing much more to say really. We are just an awful side. Comprehensively outplayed by Newcastle B team twice.
 

TwoSheds

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Shaw is the only one in the whole team who can actually ball.
 

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Getting out worked and run cannot be forgiven. Rashford the poster child, cannot play him for a while. Dark days.
 
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Seen this game loads this season, but if they’re relegation fodder we usually manage to bundle ourselves a goal at some point. These lot are just better than us and it told.
 

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Maguire and Shaw have been good. Mainoo did ok. Others were just pathetic except subs.
 

King Eric 7

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It's the hope that kills you. Not the hope that we'll win, but that we will put in a decent performance and look like a team.

Lots of changes needed, it can't come soon enough.
 

Winrar

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Could've easily been a 4-5 nil game another day. Second best at everything.
 

Woodzy

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We are a team of individuals, and most of them individually also happen to be shit at football.
 

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Disgraceful performance really

McTominay, Martial, Rashford, Onana can all feck off.
 

Man of the Match

Harry Maguire image Harry Maguire 67% of 236 votes

Runners-up

Player Ratings

4.6 Total Average Rating

Highest Rated Player

Lowest Rated Player

Compiled from 258 ratings.

Score Predictions

54,108,33
  • Man Utd win
  • Newcastle win
  • Draw

Detailed Results

  • 14% Newcastle 3:1 Man Utd
  • 12% Newcastle 1:2 Man Utd
  • 11% Newcastle 2:0 Man Utd
  • 10% Newcastle 2:2 Man Utd
  • 9% Newcastle 2:1 Man Utd
  • 7% Newcastle 1:1 Man Utd
  • 7% Newcastle 4:0 Man Utd
  • 6% Newcastle 3:0 Man Utd
  • 5% Newcastle 1:3 Man Utd
  • 4% Newcastle 4:1 Man Utd
  • 3% Newcastle 0:2 Man Utd
  • 3% Newcastle 0:1 Man Utd
  • 3% Newcastle 0:3 Man Utd
  • 2% Newcastle 2:3 Man Utd
  • 2% Newcastle 3:2 Man Utd
  • 1% Newcastle 1:0 Man Utd
  • 1% Newcastle 6:0 Man Utd
  • 1% Newcastle 9:0 Man Utd
  • 1% Newcastle 5:1 Man Utd
Compiled from 195 predictions.
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Match Stats

  1. Newcastle
  2. Man Utd
Possession
58% 42%
Shots
22 8
Shots on Target
4 1
Corners
7 3
Fouls
6 13

Referee

Robert Jones