Dr. Dwayne
Self proclaimed tagline king.
fishfingers? there might just be something there i can work with you know.....
fishfingers? there might just be something there i can work with you know.....
fishfingers? there might just be something there i can work with you know.....
lol:fishfingers15 - you know the kid you went to school with? he'd be about 15. always said he got loads of action and lost his virginity at 7 to a swedish supermodel whilst he was holidaying there with his family? fishfinger had a sheltered upbringing. home by half 5 for din dins and tucked up in bed by 7 so he was bright and ready for his studies the next day. for a while his two friends tolerated his wild, fabricated tales of sex with the two twins who lived next door to him yet no one ever saw or the extreme amount of vag he regularly got on nights out despite spending all his spare time doing homework or watching soaps with his mum. this was until they both got girlfriends and spoke of the intimate moments they shared with them. over the next few weeks he gleaned various bits of information from them and slowly built up a library of things he could do to be more convincing with his stories. one such juicy bit of information lead him to tesco's. he brought a month’s supply of fresh fish and every night and for an hour before school he'd stroke it with one of his hands and prod into its body with his fingers. this helped him win over his doubters and made his story of fingering one of the teachers behind the bike sheds more creditable. he may be on the caf now yes. but you can guarantee he's thinking of more elaborate stories to convince people he's a stud yet always wondering just why it is girls don't like him.
well someone's got to love her. the fact she looks like me only with longer hair and smaller breasts means she doesn't exactly get the attention from the boys. well not ones willing to sleep with her anyway. that's where me and her differ.Good stuff, Rimmo - you sister loving human being you.
my uncle only lets me out of the cage every so often then it's soon time to get back in there and present myself through the bars againWhy aren't you on more often rimaldo?
it's about the same i guess.So you have more fun in there than on here?
your uncle lets me watch though, he has promised me a cage someday too, i cant wait for that moment!my uncle only lets me out of the cage every so often then it's soon time to get back in there and present myself through the bars again
lies. you're almost never fully spent.that's me spent for the day. will add more soon.
I'm not surprised! Considering it is common knowledge that after each post you make you have a congratulatory wank, i'm surprised you haven't passed out.that's me spent for the day. will add more soon.
you just had to make me reply and attempt one more didn't you? it's red raw for crying out loud!I'm not surprised! Considering it is common knowledge that after each post you make you have a congratulatory wank, i'm surprised you haven't passed out.
I would love to be verbally abused.if anyone else wants one register your interest and i'll see what i can do at a later date. perhaps this evening, probably tomorrow.
decotron - a 35 year old american man with not much of a life. he sits on the internet all day long debating transformers and his personal belief that the newly made films let down the original cartoon. he lives in his mother's basement which of course, is transformer themed. duvet sets, posters, memorabilia, the lot. over the years and many cardboard boxes and spare parts from washing machines later he has built himself his own transformers costume. he is decotron. he wears it every day and never leave his computer chair, even though the cardboard is sodden with body fluids. he only ever leaves his chair when he believes he has found new evidence in the press that locates the all spark. he sits reading the first letter of every line of every story until he can get some kind of conceivable location to go and search for the all spark, that is unless he isn’t grounded by his mother or still has chores around the house that need doing. over the years he has perfected the sound of the transformation used in the films. unfortunately the women don’t seem to be as turned on by it as he does.
Thats my Grandson for you!!Some imaginitive mind you have Rimmers.
Brilliant stuff mate.