Was Tuchel trying to do some kind of German folk dance on the sideline?
Pre-season friendly Manchester United - Borussia Dortmund
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15 minutes played and not a single fancy move by Dembele, what a fraud.
Johnstone 
Norwegian commentator:
"Woodward is not present since he is busy with the Paul Pogba deal, which most likely will be unveiled in time for the United - City match."
They don't know anything ITK I think, but oh, so sweet words
"Woodward is not present since he is busy with the Paul Pogba deal, which most likely will be unveiled in time for the United - City match."
They don't know anything ITK I think, but oh, so sweet words
The linesman clearly lifted his leg showing that it was a foul throw, we do that a lot, it's the players that don't know the rulesoffside from throw in? really ?
Both these teams are shite.
Are Dortmund more advanced in their pre-season schedule, hence their sharpness or does José just want us to sit off teams??
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I done Memphis first goal - sounds like he's off to a flyer
Sokratis is pretty fast.
Looked to me like the ref called it a foul throw to cover up for the linesman
ah shite
Poor goalkeeping really. Should've pushed that away.
That's why you'll never be a United keeper Johnstone.
I was so excited for this, and it's virtually unwatchable
Feck you Dortmund.
Poor from Sam.
Bollocks
They've played 4 matches so far
Dortmund score a lucky goal after a double save by johnstone.
Johnstone is pony.
Keeper awful there
1-0 down
Not sure how we didn't get that clear. Hope we chase the game a bit now.
Cock up by Sam there. Should be holding onto that !!
...not great
Johnstone
There you go.
Johnstone was rubbish there.
It's their 5th game.
Shit defending
Johnstone has looked nervy to me
Keeping fault or bumpy pitch?
Well Johnstone, that was pathetic.
This is their fifth game.
Do you see the keeper that we have. What a moron.
Shit keeping.
What did the dopey cretin do?
was it ? if so my bad.. I didn't follow the action
Johnstone handled that free kick like he was Joe Hart.