Premier League Gameweek 1

[Valencia Shin Crosses]

Who?

Malo Gusto

 

[Dazzmondo]

I’ve actually been quite impressed with him today he clearly needs to score goals as that’s his job but he’s worked the line well, made the runs, created space and really should have two goals. Time will tell but looks like he could be a good invesment.
Guessing he is 2nd string really behind Nkuku.

I think they'll play Nkunku as more of a 10 behind Jackson. Nkunku's not really a traditional number 9

 

[saivet]

Their midfield will be great with Caicedo but who will score the goals? They lack strikers similar to us.

I think they're probably in worse position goalscorer wise.

 

[The Mitcher]

Malo Gusto

Why should United fans feel like we should have signed him, according to that poster?

 

[TsuWave]

them butterfly tatts should be a felony

 

[Chip]

Thiago Silva turns 39 in a month. Impressive level for his age.

 

[Scholes the maestro]

Mudryk injury time winner incoming!

 

[Ayoba]

Both are mid
The only impressive performance has been Arsenal, rest look meh

I think Newcastle looked better than arsenal

 

[Murder on Zidane's Floor]

Mucho Gusto

I prefer Hello Fresh

 

[prateik]

How is that a foul? Gusto just sat down.

 

[Dazzmondo]

Eyy he’s been awful!

No he hasn't. He's been very good

 

[Ayoba]

Just tuning in, Darwin still playing like a donkey. And why don't Chelsea have a sponsor?

 

[Awla]

T. Silva is the best transfer Chelsea has done in recent years.

 

[El-Manos]

Gallagher’s been very good today. Maybe all he needed was a quality manager.

Are we watching the same game ?

 

[Spark]

Both are mid
The only impressive performance has been Arsenal, rest look meh

Arsenal 1st half. Forest played well 2nd.

 

[prateik]

This is Taylor's heel turn.

 

[Ayoba]

Where's Martin Tyler?

 

[The Mitcher]

Where's Martin Tyler?

Mate, he retired. How did you not hear about that?

 

[The Firestarter]

Where's Martin Tyler?

In the away end

 

[red.knight]

Chelsea have the makings of a good side. Gonna be last year for Klopp, no evolution, no revolution.

 

[Semper Fudge]

Where's Martin Tyler?

Put out to pasture.

 

[CloneMC16]

Where's Martin Tyler?

Retired/sacked.

 

[Lay]

Low quality game

 

[prateik]

Jackson got booked there
Taylor is back.

 

[MDFC Manager]

Low quality game

Yes correct.

 

[TrustInJanuzaj]

No he hasn't. He's been very good

I’ve counted at least 5 times he been robbed of the ball in his own half. That’s shocking sorry. He’s been slightly better as the game has gone on but that’s because Chelsea have largely had more control. If you want a good performance look no further than his midfield partner Enzo who has been fantastic. Gallagaher is cack.

 

[arnie_ni]

How's that not a fk ffs

 

[Telsim]

The way yellows are being handed out, I fear for Bruno and Antony.

 

[Reapersoul20]

jesus klopp is a gaping mangina

 

[hobbers]

Loving all these bookings for being whingey arseholes

Won’t be loving it so much when Bruno gets his 15th dissent yellow of the season in October

 

[The Firestarter]

Klopps theatrics got old 5 years ago

 

[Catt]

Klopp yawning.

 

[Anustart89]

Commentators still oblivious to card waving being penalised with yellow cards.

 

[Superunknown]

Where's Martin Tyler?

Have you seen Toy Story 2 where Jessie gets left at the side of the road by her previous owner?

 

[Murder on Zidane's Floor]

Malo Gusto

Dad is the inventor of meal subscription service.

 

[Nick7]

Jackson got booked there
Taylor is back.

Everyone is getting booked for asking for other players to get booked

 

[Oldyella]

I think Newcastle looked better than arsenal

Yeah, they were playing a decent side too.

 

[Murder on Zidane's Floor]

Where's Martin Tyler?

Have you seen No Country for Old Men?

 

[Greyfog]

2 shyte teams. Same top 4 as last season

 

[jinnyjinnyjinny]

Emotionally challenged Jurgen Klopp.