Nothing is funnier to a British person than the chance to say "Cock".
Premier League Gameweek 2
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Neither do iI don't get the joke
One of the most popular footballers at Euro 96 was a German, even his poor Mum asked why the English chanted his name
Koch is pronaunced Koh? Right? Or my German is in the bin
Koch sounds like cock, basically. Hence Koch (cock) tried to pull out.I don't get the joke
Hard enough being a Championship standard defender, now his name is getting taken the piss out of as well.
You can listen to a sample of the ch sound here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voiceless_velar_fricative
It is very Klingon.
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This is what Carragher and them were referring to? Men are so embarrassing at timesApologies for the explanation
Those were some great players and also Kuntz.One of the most popular footballers at Euro 96 was a German, even his poor Mum asked why the English chanted his name
Thought as much, only cocks are pundits and commentators, very unprofesional from them not to be bothered with proper pronaunciation of pesky foreign names.
Are they still calling Kante "Conte"?
Bielsa is excellent coach.
They still call Jose Mourinho, "Hose", more than a decade after he came to England.
Which incidentally is the German word for pants.
So Koch is pronounced Ko-ha-aha?
You are kidding? Surely you are. They cant be that daft.
Waste of time Fulham are, I’m still fuming Brentford messed things up.
6 goals in 2 games now for Leeds. Don't think they'll struggle to score which is often a huge problem for promoted teams.
Fulham and West Brom look screwed.
Can’t believe Odoi still starts for Fulham. Awful player last time they were in the league and he’s no better now.
In other news the sky is blue
Most thought Rodrigo would displace Bamford easily but the luck so far is with Bamford. Keeping his place for now
*shakes fist*
Don't put in Klich they said.
Leeds will finish in the top half
4-1 Leeds
Costa makes it four.
Too easy.
Patrick Bamford show!
This leeds are here to have a good time ain't they.
I doubt Fulham would stay up in the Eredivisie. They're a mountain of cack.
Didn't Fulham say that they were too good for Ryan Sessegnon?
Relegate Fulham already.
Does anyone have the stats for pens over recent years? Last year and the start of this, small sample size and all, there seems to be a massive increase in number of pens awarded.
VAR an obvious factor but lack of discipline and awful decision making abounds.
VAR an obvious factor but lack of discipline and awful decision making abounds.
Something tells me West Brom and Fulham are going to provide absolutely nothing to the league, as usual.
Going to be a long season for the Baggies and Fulham.
Fulham and West Brom were absolute worst case scenarios in coming up. Both offer absolutely nothing.
I get that Fulham don't want to spend large sums of money like last time but they've really got to get some players in. Parker won't last very long if they keep getting smashed each week.
How many goals are being scored? Amazing.