He did specify competent to be fair.
Premier League Gameweek 2
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Also, Everton’s away kit reminds me of a Flake wrapper.
Commentators on BT Sport are clueless.
Sexist
I'm surprised you aren't linked with Emmanuel Dennis.
They're equally shit.
Chelsea couldn't find all the free space against Everton because our transition is far too slow.. All it takes is a couple of players moving forward quickly and no sideways/backwards passes. Easy :0)
Villa do look better with Watkins starting.
Ings bid incoming
Yeah thought he would be a great signing for them before he moved to Forest.
Kamara, Caicedo, Bissouma, Palhinha, Onana. All players that could have done a job for us.
Need to do something as otherwise they are relying on a kid and if DCL can eventually stay fit.
Good question. Have they spent anything this summer?
Well it's either him or Martin Braithwaite
Everton manages to make a woeful Villa team look good
Our back 5 is decent but they’re not going to be able to withhold teams when the midfield is so poor and they have no striker to alleviate pressure up the pitch. I don’t rate Rondon at all but at least he’s capable of doing that.
It's the great players become great manager syndrome. He talks a good game.
You've got the new midfield signing on the bench havent you?
Gordon and Davies in one midfield is an absolute black hole of shite, inexorably sucking everything around into it.
Yeah but he’s clearly not match fit which is why Davies came on for Doucoure.
Tarkowski (free, Burnley)
Vinagre (loan, Sporting Lisbon)
McNeil (£20m, Burnley)
Coady(loan, Wolverhampton Wanderers)
Onana (£33m, Lille)
Huh, I assumed he was injured/suspended. I know he's shit and has Benitez stink on him, but yeah, it's criminal not to play the only available bloke in the squad capable of even doing an impression of a striker.
What a borefest this is and don't expect it to get better in the second half
That could have been a good chance.
Mings 
Just realized Gordon is up top. Flipping hell.
I guess time will tell on Onana but the rest look painfully average.
The only game worse than this so far was the other Everton match.
Villa are really struggling on corners.
Should be scoring that
Even the crowd is fecking dead. Wtf is going on ?
Tarkowski and Coady are excellent signings on loans/frees. Vinagre is squad depth and McNeil is for potential as much as it is for his current ability. The McNeil one is the only ? Mark for me so far.
What a shit game this is. I’ll give everyone the benefit of doubt and blame the heat.
We better be all over Jacob Ramsey in a few years but Villa will want £100m+ and he'll go to City.
I have a hard time to see how this Everton team will survive this season.
Excruciating heat apparently .
Dwight McNeil not good?
We need to give Iwobi and Patterson more space to run with the ball. Only two that look decent today.
only if the subjects are the Tory party or the Chelsea Pig
Having Iwobi in the middle is just asking for trouble