Premier League Gameweek 3

[No Idea For Nickname]

5Live commentator just saidWest Ham and us are only PL side who are pointless - not wrong! we look totally pointless!

Oh crap, I have WHU as my GW3 choice in Last man standing!
Oh dear, oh dear...
Anyway, we will win on Monday,
can Liverpool be last then?

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

They bought a third choice keeper for under 1 mil. That's it.

Can we offer them Jones or Bailly or Maguire or McTominay, or all of the above for the price of £100m each or discount price of £300m for all.

Damn, should stop drinking...

 

[Cassidy]

Who was then?

Considering the player himself said he made sure his move was arranged before Ten Hag could come in and speak to him then we know it wasn’t Ten Hag

 

[mitchmouse]

The owner is not spending now is he. Looks like Brendan wants to keep players, but they will be sold.

I'd take Vardy off their hands

 

[mitchmouse]

Good result for Southampton (1st away win since February)

isn't that when we last won away too?

 

[Irrational.]

Yes! Take that Frank you cnut.

Yep, typical they go to shit after hammering us.

 

[Ace_Ventura]

Demarai Gray once again proving why he's a better player than Jadon Sancho. Also helps his transfer and wages are a fraction of Sancho's.

 

[alexanderplatz]

Yep, typical they go to shit after hammering us.

just back from the game and Fulham really put it to them for most of the half. Brentford really felt the pressure but then nicked a goal to get back in it. If anything it makes it even more embarrassing that United couldn’t be bothered to put a shift in last week. We’re one of the laziest teams in the league and make teams look good

 

[Walters_19_MuFc]

Considering the player himself said he made sure his move was arranged before Ten Hag could come in and speak to him then we know it wasn’t Ten Hag

You're about half an hour too late but cheers anyhow.

As was said, if ten Hag knew this, then he should have been pushing hard to get a ball-playing keeper, given how important it is to his system.

 

[Damien]

isn't that when we last won away too?

Yep.

Away games since last PL away win

Southampton - 0 (20th August 2022)
Brighton and Hove Albion - 0 (7th August 2022)
Manchester City - 0 (7th August 2022)
Chelsea - 0 (6th August 2022)
Arsenal - 0 (5th August 2022)
Tottenham Hotspur - 1 (22nd May 2022)
Brentford - 2 (15th May 2022)
Leeds United - 1 (22nd May 2022)
Newcastle United - 1 (22nd May 2022)
Liverpool - 1 (17th May 2022)
Leicester City - 2 (15th May 2022)
West Ham United - 2 (8th May 2022)
Everton - 3 (8th May 2022)
Aston Villa - 3 (7th May 2022)
Crystal Palace - 3 (30th April 2022)
Wolverhampton Wanderers - 6 (13th March 2022)
Manchester United - 7 (20th February 2022)

 

[FujiVice]

They bought a third choice keeper for under 1 mil. That's it.

While selling their first choice keeper. Its a bad summer.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Arsenal ahead.

 

[Zoo]

Jaysus

 

[Ayoba]

Fantastic from Jesus! What a signing so far

 

[Hakara]

Damn Jesus

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

Good lord, I take back what I said about Jesus.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Jesus is one hell of a signing for Arsenal.

 

[CloneMC16]

Jesus has been unreal for Arsenal. Great buy.

 

[laughtersassassin]

feck me Jesus is a beast

 

[Martial'sEmergingSmile]

Jesus still playing like prime R9.

 

[RedDevilCanuck]

Jesus wow.

 

[avgp_1]

Jesus best signing so far

 

[amolbhatia50k]

Incredible play by Jesus

 

[Greyfog]

Just Wow!

 

[rajds89]

Jesus had purple patches for city over the years, this is nothing more than one of them. Let’s see how good he and this new and improved arsenal are when they come up against someone half decent.

 

[Man of Leisure]

I swear Jesus wasn’t this good at City

 

[Cascarino]

That was great play. They’ve started brightly

 

[Reapersoul20]

Jesus will start season well and end up being shite. I have full faith in Jesus ending up shite.

 

[Guy Incognito]

I swear Jesus wasn’t this good at City

His link up play was good but him and Sterling weren't as deadly as Aguero at finishing chances.

 

[PoTMS]

Feck me, when did Arsenal become good? Looks like we will have to go it alone as the official banter club this season.

 

[jeff_goldblum]

Arsenal fans giving it the "Ole"-s on passes 8 minutes into a game

 

[Irrational.]

They’ve just stumbled upon a winning combination with the return of Saliba. Feckin Lego Pep.

 

[TheReligion]

Absolutely amazing Partey is still being selected

 

[IrishRedDevil]

Jesus will start season well and end up being shite. I have full faith in Jesus ending up shite.

You keep beating that drum lad. He’s a quality player.

 

[The Firestarter]

Jesus best signing so far

Nailed for it

 

[Castia]

Arsenal…fecking hell.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

.. and another.

 

[Leftback99]

Arsenal making it look easy. Shows what good recruitment can do.

 

[Guy Incognito]

My god he's good.

 

[avgp_1]

Too easy