Premier League Gameweek 32/33 + Carabao Cup Final

[McGrathsipan]

Martin Keown's first words after kick-off: Mouthwatering, isn't it?

FFS.

It really isn't.

Two plastic clubs.

It's like one direction and Justin Bieber up for a hall of fame award in music. Empty

 

[One Night Only]

Martin Keown always tries to sound 10x more intelligent than he actually is. Bet he's scribbled down some big words to use throughout the day.

 

[GlasgowCeltic]

Always enjoy Keown's amazement and confusion at the idea of wingbacks

 

[kidbob]

Ziyech plays like the fat version of Hazard.

 

[Zoo]

Fernandinho is a grade A twat

 

[MayosNoun]

How is a stamp on the face not even looked at?

 

[Guy Incognito]

Dirty Fernandinho.

 

[charlenefan]

How the feck did Fernandinho get away with that?

 

[BusbyMalone]

I fecking hate Fernandinho. Don't rate him, and he's also an absolute wanker.

 

[Withnail]

How is a stamp on the face not even looked at?

Ref was right there and he didn't actually touch him.

 

[kidbob]

Where is the hell is VAR for that?

 

[Shane88]

If Mount does a Son there Fernandinho is off.

 

[ha_rooney]

Fernandinho again getting away with dirty play

 

[Dante]

Tuchel and Guardiola must be the two most possession obsessed managers in Europe. This game is going to collapse in on itself.

 

[kidbob]

Like that might be the worst decision by VAR all season not to look at that. Fernandinho must have information on the refs.

 

[MayosNoun]

If that’s Alonso we are 1 up.

 

[Withnail]

Ah Chilwell had all the time in the world there

 

[Pow]

Come on Chilwell do better

 

[MayosNoun]

What a cross by Reece James

 

[Kentonio]

Oh Chilwell..

 

[Judas]

Chelsea wasting chances, think we know how this ends!

 

[LoneStar]

Such a borefest so far. Need a goal to open up

 

[Superunknown]

I feel like Fernandinho crossed that border a while ago between between a dirty cnut and a dirty but useful enough cnut. He's getting worse by the day. Must be something they're putting into his weetabix.

 

[GlasgowCeltic]

Keown absolutely desperate for people to know hes done some background reading on Ziyech

 

[LoneStar]

If Mount does a Son there Fernandinho is off.

Mount doesn't want to be a terrible dad like Ole.

 

[Withnail]

City don't really seem to be up for this at all

 

[tyunited]

Chelsea moving the ball around very well need to take advantage

 

[DWelbz19]

Chelsea are suffocating City so far. Only 35% possession for City.

 

[MayosNoun]

This game is absolutely made for Pulisic

 

[Gringo]

This game is absolutely made for Pulisic

That feels like the missing piece of the attack here for sure.

 

[FrankDrebin]

Keown "Ziyech is a footballer"

 

[MayosNoun]

Dias is a magnet to everything. What a signing he has been.

 

[charlenefan]

Werner would do my head in if he played for us

 

[Wayne's World]

Chelsea have been very good so far.

 

[Withnail]

Ah ffs who said that about Keown the other other day?

"They were trying to get Werner in there, weren't they?"

 

[Judas]

Chelsea need to make this silent domination count with you know doing an actual goal or two, because City will simply do them in the second half.

 

[Withnail]

Chelsea need to make this silent domination count with you know doing an actual goal or two, because City will simply do them in the second half.

Yeah they really need to score soon. City haven't turned up yet.

 

[marktan]

This game is absolutely made for Pulisic

Yeah bad move putting Ziyech in there imo, he's not doing much. Pulisic's dribbling would cause City all kinds of problem.

 

[MayosNoun]

Werner would do my head in if he played for us

If it wasn’t for his effort, pressing and constant running into channels, he would be infuriating. He puts defenders under so much pressure and more often than not causes defensive errors which is why he’s won a lot of penalties. If he could regain confidence in front of goal we’d be laughing.

 

[Amarsdd]

Does Reece James have eyeliners on? He looks like an Egyptian queen.