Of course he's good at headless high-speed running.
Premier League Gameweek 5
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Chelsea score but offshore
Hopefully next time for them it's in the stadium
fecking hell sake.
I didn’t know sterling had that in him
How can goal line technology be pretty goddamn good instantaneously, yet VAR... just dreadful still
Wow. Great take by Sterling there. Can’t believe that stayed out
Jackson,
This match is better watched with the benny hill song playing in the background.
This match is better watched with the benny hill song playing in the background.
Jackson close
Colwill playing ultra attacking here and doesn't know what to do when he gets near that area.
Jackson is just like Mudryk - substandard. Just that he cost much less.
Chelsea are even worse than United!!
Chelsea need a proper #9 and a #10 to be competitive. I don't know if Nkuku and Chukwuemeka are just that.
Jackson summed up the whole Todd Boehly era with that one shot.Jackson,
This match is better watched with the benny hill song playing in the background.
That I don't agree with. They never look like scoring but never look like conceding either. Their central midfield is better.
We aren’t worse than the 12th best team last year that hasn’t improved.
Mudryk off again. Still waiting for him “to cook” Chelsea fans..
They should be miles better based on the amount of money they have spent over the past two seasons.
It's embarrassing that they are as poor as they are.
I expect them to win this game on the end, but my word it's always a hard watch with Chelsea, they really haven't been playing any cohesive football at all.
His greatest effort has been the 10 mins or so he played against you on his debut.
And it took all of two dribbles for people to claim he was class and ‘should have gotten him!’
Chelsea looks like they will lead the xg chart this season even ahead of Brighton, liverpool arsenal and Manchester city. They will definitely continue to be in the top 4. But untill they get nkunku or someone that can put the ball in the back of the net, it will mean nothing. It will vindicate the manager, but not the chelsea board or their recruitment team.
Chelsea look a midtable side. Would be shocked if they are anywhere near top 4 at the end of the season
I agree with the embarrassing part and the boring part, but they're still better as a unit than us at the moment.
It will be very entertaining to read @Amadaeus 's ever more bizarre contortions as Pochettino's slide down continues.
Also funny how Thiago Silva wastes at least 10-15 seconds to release the ball every time he gets the ball. That must be a total of a few minutes every match. And it never gets criticised.
Saying that while Chelsea so far have .68 xG against Bournemouth.
That's a brilliant off-balance save by the goalie.
Because VAR still has a useless referee watching those screens unfortunatelyHow can goal line technology be pretty goddamn good instantaneously, yet VAR... just dreadful still
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My God Chelsea are God awful. It’s like watching…us.
Chelsea should have kept Solanke, he would be perfect for their current team. As he also cannot score a goal to save his life.
Where you see that? Haven't seen an xg for this game yet. Typically the official ones are made after game. With all the chances they have, I doubt that they have .68 xg.
Is that Justin fella the son of Patrick? Barca legend
Despite the lack of points?
Should they draw here, they are still a point behind us.
Should they win this game you can't say they've thoroughly deserved it, they've been second best for periods of this game.
That's funny. Why have the emojis etc disabled on here.
Surely didn't type that with a staight face
I just don't understand what Chelsea are good at. They have individually decent players but they're so boring and useless in front of goal.
Yes, they could've won at least a couple of matches more with a little bit of luck, including the one against Liverpool