Raphael Varane | Signed for United!

[Rolaholic]

Seeing Real fans claiming it must be done already if Cortegana's saying an agreement is about to be reached.

You have to figure that an official announcement wouldn't take nearly as long as it did for Sancho seeing as he's already back from holiday and has had a medical done.

 

[charlenefan]

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Apparently Perez has challenged Woody to a game of Street Fighter II.

Good choice. Tekken 2 as a back up option.

 

[Rolaholic]

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Must still be trying to pull a cheeky Ramos then...

 

[RedDevilRoshi]

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Good, save the chess match for the pitch

Everyone seems to be reporting the same figures now, thankfully nowhere near what Madrid were reportedly asking at the start

No arm wrestling, no chess.

Always good to rule these things out when negotiating.

I’m just thankful that this poster wasn’t part of the negotiations:

Yes Madrid and Perez wants the money but We'll make Untied bleed and bleed every penny or no deal!! Mark my words.

Yes!!! We know United have got money to spend, if they're not ready to go the extra mile on Varane then go buy Ben fecking White, at least he's an Euro finalist that's good at keeping the bench warm or better still wait on the next Duncan Edwards recanation to come out of injury, which I'm sure he'll make another comic face at the sight of conceeding a foolish goal.

The Choice is yours, Cough up the Money or no deal!!

 

[Paxi]

£38.5m would be a decent deal..

It would be a great deal IMO.

 

[roseguy64]

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Good, save the chess match for the pitch

Everyone seems to be reporting the same figures now, thankfully nowhere near what Madrid were reportedly asking at the start

@RUCK4444

 

[UnitedSofa]

Must still be trying to pull a cheeky Ramos then...

That makes no sense?

Why would he be pulling "a Ramos" if he doesn't want more money.

If he doesn't want more money why would he need to negotiate a new contract? Just renew it on the same terms, no negotiation needed.

I'm confident that this is all but done.

 

[JB08]

I’m just thankful that this poster wasn’t part of the negotiations:

Begs belief.

 

[Suv666]

Sancho and Varane in one window. Unreal

 

[Rolaholic]

That makes no sense?

Why would he be pulling "a Ramos" if he doesn't want more money.

If he doesn't want more money why would he need to negotiate a new contract? Just renew it on the same terms, no negotiation needed.

I'm confident that this is all but done.

Was just mocking the incessant Ramos comparisons that have been made every page of this thread is all

 

[JPRouve]

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Where is your apology? You've been besmirching Varane's good name for months.

 

[Blood Mage]

An unbelievable signing really, you have to give Ole and Murtough credit. This is the most excited I've been about a transfer since RVP.

 

[lenny_1248]

Varane wins CL with United
People on redcafe: "He just uses United for new contract from Real".

 

[UnitedSofa]

Was just mocking the incessant Ramos comparisons that have been made every page of this thread is all

Oh I see

I genuinely was like, how is this possible haha!

 

[Kramer]

Sancho and Varane in one window. Unreal

I know right! The biggest weaknesses in the team before this window were RW and a pacy and commanding CB.

If you had to pick 2 players in world football to fill those positions, even the biggest muppets on the caf couldn’t do better than Sancho and Varane. Unreal!

Hope it goes through quickly and we can bring in one more quality addition to the midfield. Really like this new approach of ‘Quality’ over ‘Quantity’. And picking players who really seem to want to be at United.

 

[Adnan]

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[Berbasbullet]

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If Marca are reporting that then it’s looking very good.

 

[SATA]

I feel so good reading the latest tweets. Everyone who is reliable is on the same page that this is almost done and we can expect to seal the deal by the end of this week

The Caf should really quote those posters who boringly kept referencing to Sergio Ramos Part 2 ever since news broke out that Varane wants United and we want him. They don’t deserve to enjoy Varane as much as we the believers do

 

[Tom Van Persie]

Everyone is starting to report it.

 

[Random Task]

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So it's official then?

 

[charlenefan]

Where is your apology? You've been besmirching Varane's good name for months.

WTF are you on about? I've said nothing of the sort?

 

[charlenefan]

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[Adnan]

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[Superunknown]

This is all a little surreal. I've not been following this one too closely so haven't got my hopes up. But, it's just starting to hit now.

 

[Withnail]

I feel so good reading the latest tweets. Everyone who is reliable is on the same page that this is almost done and we can expect to seal the deal by the end of this week

The Caf should really quote those posters who boringly kept referencing to Sergio Ramos Part 2 ever since news broke out that Varane wants United and we want him. They don’t deserve to enjoy Varane as much as we the believers do

Can't tell if you missed the joke or we're so far into parody this is also a joke.

 

[SalfordRed18]

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Seems a done dealio to me.

 

[izec]

Party time

 

[Tom Van Persie]

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[Compton22]

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Hold me

 

[izec]

Send Varane to speak to Camavinga and we have a double announcement

 

[MrSingh2002]

First time I believed this was happening...

 

[Withnail]

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Madrid putting it out that €50m was the price they wanted all along is surely a good sign.

 

[JPRouve]

WTF are you on about? I've said nothing of the sort?

You definitely questioned his honesty when you said that if Madrid offered him more money, he would forget about a new challenge.

Yeah until he's offered more money then a challenge can wait

So basically if Real offer him more money (not less) he stays with them then

 

[tenpoless]

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Ooo the good classy club Real Madrid. As if anyone is going to believe that. "Our first team CB with plenty of experience wants to experience another league, lets give him what he wants shall we?"

 

[FrankDrebin]

Right, which journo is going to pour cold water on this breaking news ?

 

[SATA]

Can't tell if you missed the joke or we're so far into parody this is also a joke.

I’m not missing the sarcasm posts but the real ones when the deal is being dragged and negotiated or when a negative tweet is posted

 

[RkkMan]

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Sources close to Varane assure negotiations between Madrid and Utd are intensifying. The Frenchman will leave

 

[charlenefan]

You definitely questioned his honesty when you said that if Madrid offered him more money, he would forget about a new challenge.

That wasn't me, my account was hacked

 

[Withnail]

I’m not missing the sarcasm posts but the real ones when the deal is being dragged and negotiated or when a negative tweet is posted

Were there serious ones? I assumed they were all piss-takes and 90% were @ivaldo