RAWK goes into Meltdown 2010/2011

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RonaldoVII

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RAWK said:
Carroll was the most sought after English striker when we signed him and Henderson was probably at the top of the English prospect transfer lists of the big clubs aswell.

No difference between Rooney - Carrol and Henderson - Rio IMO.
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Comparing our signings of Rooney and Rio to theirs of Carroll and Henderson and saying there's no difference :houllier:

Someone else is saying we made a last ditch attempt to sign Henderson but he chose Liverpool. They really aren't taking Jones' decision well.
 

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The fact we at no stage made any bid whatsoever for Henderson whilst they are to this day still trying to bid for a player whos told them where to go lays any comparison to bed right there, when did Jordan Henderson become top of the wanted list of all the big clubs by the way? weren't Liverpool the only club to bid for him, like ever? where as Jones had us, Chelsea and Arsenal all vying for his services and some other midtable clubs like spurs and cough to...hehe.

As for this bit:

No difference between Rooney - Carrol and Henderson - Rio IMO.
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:lol: Yeah other than quality no difference at all.

Being rejected by Jones and Young in favour of us really has hit them hard.
 

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You just wait until they make their move for galactic superstar Stewart downing, itll all be how Downing is twice the player Young is, we let United have Young as we didn't want him anyway, Downing > Any United winger etc etc, you know exactly whats coming.

You just wait, and thats before we even get to the Xavi-esk Charlie Adam!
 

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Fair play the only player that has actually stepped up is Chris Smalling.

He is young and 3 years ago he was plaing in the non league for Maidstone FC and now he is representing his country and playing for a great premier league team.
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Wait.. I think I'm doing this wrong!
 

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Just wait 'til they claim that Smalling's agent wouldn't let him sign for them. :D
 

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A poem for Fernando Torres --
gregorio @ RAWK said:
Are we the privileged few,
Who stood and sang and bounced for you?

Will kids' and grandkids' eyes light up
As we tell of your glories witnessed
From the Kop?

Shall bitterness and anger still prevail,
In years to come,
As we recall the biting pain of January betrayal?

Will memories of your sacred jersey
Drift away
Like so much flotsam on the Mersey?

Are we the privileged few,
Who’ll crack a watery smile as lads proclaim
Fernando who?
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Fernando Torres: The Kid, The Enigma
 

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Will memories of your sacred jersey
Drift away
Like so much flotsam on the Mersey?
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Oh, the humanity! *sobs*
Must be a new song titled Jersey on the Mersey.
 

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Only RAWK could make some twit changing clubs seem like a Rupert Brooke poem.
 

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Love the responses!
Well done for Gregorio,
For Bumping a thread,
One so shit,
It should be dead,

Your poem was weak,
It lacked real taste,
Because it's about a player,
Who was really a waste,

We saw his best days,
We defo saw his worst,
He was a sulking moaning twat,
Who put his career in a hurst,

So do us a favour,
Forget Fernando who,
Please lock this thread,
Mods, it's over to you.
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Just had a peak in... a good number of them appear to have realised Henderson ain't all that.
 

SteveJ

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Blimey...

Ooooooooh Fernando
You're the player that
We can't stand-o

I was your greatest fan-do
When it said you were a Red
On your armband-o
Ah, bollocks - just p*ss off, Judas-o
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Allforone said:
You just wait until they make their move for galactic superstar Stewart downing, itll all be how Downing is twice the player Young is, we let United have Young as we didn't want him anyway, Downing > Any United winger etc etc, you know exactly whats coming.

You just wait, and thats before we even get to the Xavi-esk Charlie Adam!
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They let us sign Young so they could "illiminate" us from the market before Downing became available :smirk:
 

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We saw his best days,
We defo saw his worst,
He was a sulking moaning twat,
Who put his career in a hurst
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Are they trying to say "hearse" there, or are they saying "Nando" metaphorically penetrated Geoff Hurst?
 

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It rhymes, you can't deny that. The metre is all fecked up and it's a load of drivel (mainly to cater for the rhyming) but it rhymes. You'd get a gold star for that at the nursery.
 

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There was a forum called RAWK
That had all the taste and sophistication of a sweaty sock.
Eric they screamed
Come back when you've won 18
Now they can suck a fat United cock.
 

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Don't lie. I won't hold it against you. 99% of your fans probably didn't know who Phil Jones was before you put a bid in for him.
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Scholsey's up against some clueless idiots over there :lol:
 

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I think their transfer dictionary thread in their transfer forum is worth a look. Had a few laughs at this one

'Liverpool in negotiation with Ronaldo'

= Pepe Ronaldo, a 15 year old fullback of Brazilian origin who was raised on the Russian tundra by wolves.
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There is no silver lining for Deludedpool as far as the Jones transfer is concerned, but god bless the Rawkludeds for making some up anyway for our added satisfaction.

King Kenny Dagluded is a mastermind, you just have to look at the numbers. £6m more, one player less than Sir Alex. That's an absolute victory if I ever saw one.
 

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SFraser said:
There was a forum called RAWK
That had all the taste and sophistication of a sweaty sock.
Eric they screamed
Come back when you've won 18
Now they can suck a fat United cock.
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There once was a forum called RAWK,
whose main attribute was they could talk
and moan about Jones,
but lets make no bones,
we made the chicken pluckers squawk
 

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RAWK said:
I think you will find that if we play Gerrard, Adam and Lucas (hereinafter GAL) across the middle, we will pen the opposing team in its own half. Most teams at least. You need Xavi, Busquets and Iniesta to pen a top team in its own half, but you can pen most EPL teams with just GAL.
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From their Charlie Adam thread.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm trembling at the thought of facing GAL.
 
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