@Steve.
RAWK Goes Into Meltdown (2011/2012)
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
@Steve.
He's right.
Leeds won the last "first division championship" in 1992.
Man Utd won the first premiership in 1993.
I love the He's right. A He that doesn't exist.
Leeds won the last "first division championship" in 1992.
Man Utd won the first premiership in 1993.
I love the He's right. A He that doesn't exist.
It really is, the amount of times i've read about a supposed conversation with a united fan from liverpool fans.It's amazing how many of them have apparently had conversations like that with United supporters
Its almost as if they make it up.
x 10.000!Now I have a new fanfic favourite!
Old favourite --
Fan Fiction Friday: Optimus Prime and Princess Leia in "Love Beyond Circuits, Love Beyond Flesh" - Topless Robot
ETA:
at Steve & absolutely losing it at --Yep, Evra deserves abuse for being racially abused...
(witty comment which everyone at)
at)And 'actually racist', that's a new one.
Let's turn away from the bigoted idiocy for a moment and indulge in the pure idiocy of Liverpool fanfic --
The story of Manchester United vs Liverpoolhitnrock@RAWK said:
That whole thread is unbelievable.
ETA: More to come! "The dialogue can be much better, so I will update with new (real) conversations from time to time." \o/
that thread puts the "my black mate said..." quotes into an interesting context.
Outwitted by a fictional United supporter of his own creation...
(witty comment which everyone
Somewhere in Liverpool tonight, a grown man is talking to a sock with a face drawn on it.
Wow, this guy gets to drink imaginary beers with an imaginary United supporting friend and has an imaginary home with an imaginary wife. Plus a real account on RAWK. This guy truly has it all, doesn't he.
Yes, he had to get to an imaginary meeting with an imaginary Everton supporter straight afterwards.
And losing the argument.
Personally I'm looking forward to the much better (real) new dialogue, although I don't think it's humanly possible to top his current effort.
"Me: (In depth tactical analysis).
Him: (In response to my tactical commentary) I don’t know about that"
What I glean from that incomprehensible story is that whatever happens, United will always be at the top. Nice to see they're coming to accept that in a round about way.Andy @ Allerton said:
I like the fact that even in a fictionalised version of his life, the pillock still manages to feck up getting laid.
Stay rational to stay on RAWK.
Why would you give your wife a tactical analysis of a football game instead of having sex with her? Why?
In an ideal world I'd like to discuss football tactics with my wife while copulating
Wait I don't understand, this is just a conversation that he's literally made up right?
Outwitted by a fictional United supporter of his own creation...
That's sensational.Even if it's totally true, which is highly unlikely, he's equating one unknowledgable fan to all united fans.
Not sure I'd consider Best to be a 'striker' at any rate.
Not sure I'd consider Best to be a 'striker' at any rate.
When I read the question the name that came into my head was Denis Law. I always associated Best more as an off the front player or winger rather than a striker.
A@A in talking absolute bollocks-shocker. I bet he makes a post, then comes over here to have a wank when he see that he gets a mention
Yep, in modern terms he'd probably be a wing forward or in a Messi type role. I've only seen highlights but I don't think he really had a great game in the '68 final either. John Aston on the other hand was taking them apart. I really must watch it in its entirety one day.
A@A said:
What a comparison!
Yes you must!
And that's what's struck me on both my viewings too... Aston was running past them for fun.
Was also great to see whenever Eusebio woke up for a 15 sec spell of brilliance the odd couple of times as well.
It's incredible how they feel the need to create these stories about "fans who clearly aren't fans".
That fictional exchange must have taken the guy an age to construct and for what?
I do like the fact he's created a story to highlight another group of supporters' lack of footballing knowledge whilst dropping a bollock on the fact Leeds have never won the Premiership. Ironic.
That fictional exchange must have taken the guy an age to construct and for what?
I do like the fact he's created a story to highlight another group of supporters' lack of footballing knowledge whilst dropping a bollock on the fact Leeds have never won the Premiership. Ironic.
Dennis law didn't play in the Final . He was having knee surgery.
Tom Hanks had chuck. The scousers have stanley the sock.
Sorry, but did that fictional United supporter justoutwit the scouse gimp who made him up in the first place? This is really unbelievable stuff.
I presume today vindicated Suarez and proved Evra is the true villain.
Today, the scousers further embarrassed themselves in full view of the world. Good job, boys.
Have King Kenny made Slur alex drink 'til his nose turns red now? Tactically outsmarted by the King himself, Slur didnt realise the genious plan to allow themselves to be outplayed during the entire game, only to wait for Evra to mess up which now means that Suarez was right all along. #Justice
If Carroll was 'amazing' today and even 'MOTM' as they said, then they truly must have very low expectations of him by now.