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Look what he/she tweeted on the 24th
Still ain’t buying it. Even that Xsimon guy who’s now widely accepted as a bullshitter had a good run a few summers back where he predicted a couple transfers correctly before inevitably coming unstuck and proved to be just another guy on Twitter with no clue. It’s not that hard to make stuff up with all the links and rumours surrounding United, you throw enough shit at the wall some will eventually stick and the stuff that doesn’t gets conveniently deleted.
 

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Still ain’t buying it. Even that Xsimon guy who’s now widely accepted as a bullshitter had a good run a few summers back where he predicted a couple transfers correctly before inevitably coming unstuck and proved to be just another guy on Twitter with no clue. It’s not that hard to make stuff up with all the links and rumours surrounding United, you throw enough shit at the wall some will eventually stick and the stuff that doesn’t gets conveniently deleted.
Precisely. The phrase "throw enough shit and some of it will stick" comes to mind.
 

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After NOS reporting that DvdB is signing soon we can expect them all to pile on in 3.. 2...1...
 

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Please excuse my ignorance but I would really like to the inference here
Cologne is in Germany, Dortmund is in Germany. Sancho is in Dortmund.

No idea why they think it’s actually related. Surely yer man would fly direct to Dortmund rather than Cologne even if they’re fairly close to each other.
 

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Cologne is in Germany, Dortmund is in Germany. Sancho is in Dortmund.

No idea why they think it’s actually related. Surely yer man would fly direct to Dortmund rather than Cologne even if they’re fairly close to each other.
It’s an obvious ploy to throw us off track. Plus I hear Cologne is nice.
 

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Cologne is in Germany, Dortmund is in Germany. Sancho is in Dortmund.

No idea why they think it’s actually related. Surely yer man would fly direct to Dortmund rather than Cologne even if they’re fairly close to each other.
Okay Thanks. Hopefully it is connected
 

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Cologne is in Germany, Dortmund is in Germany. Sancho is in Dortmund.

No idea why they think it’s actually related. Surely yer man would fly direct to Dortmund rather than Cologne even if they’re fairly close to each other.
Apparently Sancho flys to Cologue when he flights back to Dortmund as Dortmund Airport is very small (apparently)

Think the are excited because the private jet we use flew from baggin Hill which is the airport United flight from in London to Amsterdam then onto Cologne.

It's all obviously just a coincidence but muppets will be muppets.
 

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So the Muppeteers twitter is claiming that the plane carrying Matt Judge to Amsterdam earlier is now headed to Cologne...
 

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Apparently Sancho flys to Cologue when he flights back to Dortmund as Dortmund Airport is very small (apparently)

Think the are excited because the private jet we use flew from baggin Hill which is the airport United flight from in London to Amsterdam then onto Cologne.

It's all obviously just a coincidence but muppets will be muppets.
You gotta love their dedication though.

At least they are trying to grab their own scoop as it were, rather than retweeting one another like the so called Journo’s.

Did you see them today after the reliable Dutch fella posted a deal was done for VDB they all jump on the bandwagon. :rolleyes:
 

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Bayern did say they're expecting a bid for him from another club in the next few days, maybe Judge has gone to Cologne to sign up Sancho then going to Munich to bid for Thiago.
You gotta love their dedication though.

At least they are trying to grab their own scoop as it were, rather than retweeting one another like the so called Journo’s.

Did you see them today after the reliable Dutch fella posted a deal was done for VDB they all jump on the bandwagon. :rolleyes:
They are trying but pretty confident there is absolutely nothing in the plane going from Amsterdam on to Cologne
 

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Another one that claims to be 'ITK' bites the dust. This time its RedDevilPogba who claimed van de Beek/Grealish was contingent on Pogba leaving.

Funny he never had another bite of the cheery with van de Beek, as he claims he works for Adidas and them being the outfitter of van de Beek, he should've known this transfer before anyone else.
 

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since he actually has been right a few times recently.
 

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Updefendermenco, Thiago, De Beek & Sancho..

For 3 weeks up until Friday we we’re linked to nothing. United have woken up then?
 

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Updefendermenco, Thiago, De Beek & Sancho..

For 3 weeks up until Friday we we’re linked to nothing. United have woken up then?
Take the last three provided we can still get the first one next summer as well with that clause
 

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He has 308k followers. Some of the reliable journalist don't have that many followers
 

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He has 308k followers. Some of the reliable journalist don't have that many followers
That's one of the greatest mysteries. How on earth did this chancer get so many followers and still gets listened to?
 

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That's one of the greatest mysteries. How on earth did this chancer get so many followers and still gets listened to?
Nobody follows him because they believe him, they follow him for a laugh. Everybody knows indykaila is a parody account.
 

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I'm sure Kaila has told people himself that he's a bullshitter in the past.
 

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I'm sure Kaila has told people himself that he's a bullshitter in the past.
Bit of a weird one that around half eight he said he would Tweet major United news at half ten. Then at half ten he posts that Utd had contacted Real to loan Bale in the last hour.

So that supposedly happened an hour after he Tweeted he would be posting big news at 10.30!

This is just basic detail. The guy isn’t even trying.
 
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