Firstly, I want to say that i am not an ITK, so please dont shoot me if I am wrong about stuff. I have it on good authority from a friend of mine, who has a friend, who has a second cousin working in the gift shop at Old Trafford. It is rumoured that AWB was seen there yesterday buying some shin pads and he said to the guy in the gift shop that he is signing for us. Again please take this with a pinch of salt.
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The good old January pre-season in the middle of the season
it's just amazing isn't it, he asks about preseason tour and his source very specifically says 'not tour, but preseason training' and explain what he will do in preseason training.
So according to Spoofex we want David Brooks.
Basically means in reality we arent in for him. Pity.
Basically means in reality we arent in for him. Pity.
He'll be good, but rather wait to see if we can get Sancho.
Thats pretty lame.
For what it’s worth I believe you.
God speed my friend.
I can corroborate this; my sisters best friends brother is dating a guy who works with the guy who sold awb the shin pads. Apparently she said, that her friend said that he'd told her that the bloke had told him that his mate had spoken to awb. Have it on good authority.
While the guy is clearly guessing, it wouldn’t surprise me one bit if we were in for him. Fits with our pro brexit recruitment strategy.
The fact that you said you're not an ITK has me convinced that you're telling the truth.
I like that Spoofex got himself a seperate sim card to carry on ITK conversations with himself.
He also said the same about RoShaun Williams, until someone told him he was sold in January
this guy is great Is this legit from him? Or are you taking the piss?!
Don't worry, he asked his source about this
Dan James needs a fellow Welsh player to help him settle at the club, maybe. Would help with the language barrier as well.
He posted it.
Is this legit from him? Or are you taking the piss?!
That is sad, yet absolutely brilliant. He’s becoming the best entertainment in this window
Sure. And I think he's a great prospect. Unfortunately I reckon spoofex is such a bullshitter that the opposite of what he posts is likely the truth.
I have this suspicion that as the simmer transfer window closes, DBCooper is going to come out and announce that he was Spoofex all along in an ultimate feck you to the Reddit crowd.
I for one will be applauding loudly.
I for one will be applauding loudly.
That would be inception.
I want all updates posted here regardless if they’re bullshit or not. I’m hungry for rumours.
Guy that works for PES game says De Ligt is going to United. They're aware of this due to United being a licensed team this year.
Kermit the Frog says De Ligt is coming to United.
A Saudi Zookeeper had Bruno as a guest and now affirms he will be joining us through Instagram likes.
#Glazersout
But the updates are not rumours, they're fiction.
It's like watching Star Wars to get clued in about the latest developments in astrophysics.
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I need fed.
It's getting hard to sort the proper BS ITK merchants from you redcafe BS merchants.
Can we stick to the "proper" BS merchants please?
Can we stick to the "proper" BS merchants please?
Driving home from Preston yesterday and somebody in a white range rover had the number plated C3LSO - I can't remember the exact plated, but it definitely said Celso... Even though it was a woman with blonde hair driving it, it must mean he's currently in England
Unlucky you being in Preston!
You mean we're not going to be dueling with light sabers in 5 years???????
Lo Celso to Preston.
Yesterday I saw someone driving around in Manchester with the number plate D3L1GT
It was a fat guy though so I don’t think it was MDL
It was a fat guy though so I don’t think it was MDL
Damn, you are good man.
Maybe my age is catching up with me but has any of this got any substance? Or just complete horseshite? Anyway I'm off to watch countdown I recorded earlier
One lad seems to know some stuff
The others are kids trolling us for their summer school project or something
No nonsense from spoofex today? Need you guys to keep me up to date! De Ligt is still coming right? RIGHT?!
Of course.
Probably De Ligt’s fat dad driving his son’s car
Ahh it was that lovely chap.
I can feel a netflix original in the air
Saw a guy driving through Chorlton-cum-Hardy today with the number plate
G10v4nn1 V4n Br0nkh0r5t
Looked a foreign football type.
G10v4nn1 V4n Br0nkh0r5t
Looked a foreign football type.
Just to point out... I actually did see the C3LSO number plate
I just did a veichle check on it and it comes up as a grey merc, so could have been one of them rather than the range. It was that type of car anyway
So the papers are now reporting what I said weeks ago - Dalot can go
That’s Dalot for you pal