No I always hated him goading Gray into who's your best 11 Andy why I'm I not in it? What the feck shut up it's not even funny stop pretending to take the hump you are a presenter. So self indulgent and got way to big for his boots. I loved how Keane put him in his place.
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I bet that Redknapp smashed it
Yeah, hes had a full-on lizard-people meltdown. Yesterday I thought this entire thread was an April Fool, given how ludicrous some of the links were.
Some screen names here are appropriate.
He hardly ever voiced opinions ON camera. Real colours have shown through in recent years and both their behaviour at Sky behind-the-scenes spilled out into the public domain.
I've never known anyone use so many rhetorical questions. He's either done this piece of crap in one draft, or has some kind of split personality and 'Evil' Keyes is constantly looking to 'Smiler' Keyes for answers.
Spot on.
What you're saying is he's a less attractive Gollum?
Exactly. Pundits all have their biases and special interest concerns.
"He didn't apply the same harsh judgements on Joe Hart when the England 'keeper was throwing a few in a couple of weeks later. You can't be honest with two paymasters." is spot on. Found the article quite revealing and knowing what we know about Ferguson caring strongly about what the press said it is entirely plausible he could have made his feelings known to Neville/blatantly manipulated him.
"If we applied the 'Wilkins Law' then we wouldn't have anyone left to work with!" Something else that Keys is correct about. He will be bitter until his last breath about how he got canned from Sky but that was an interesting article which I would like to thank you for drawing my attention to.
SAF getting his message across to a gentleman of the press
Can't believe I had some sympathy for him when he was sacked. Thought it was a stitch-up. This guy is a right bellend.
It was a stitch up. They used his hand hair as thread.
Dark forces though
Is he an Arsenal fan?
Could be a typo as well, o is just next to p on most keyboards.
Could be a typo as well, o is just next to p on most keyboards.
I think he's a Coventry fan
Same. Although I still kind of have some sympathy for Andy Gray, rightly or wrongly.
I still like Andy. Still the best co commentator I've ever heard.
He really was. You can't say what he said in this day and age but looking past that he was great at his job.
His voice and enthusiasm added a real sense of excitement and he had real experience in knowing when and when not to talk, something that pretty much every co-commentator right now is failing miserably at.
He was good at the old "banter" thing, love or loathe the word. Just idle, harmless jokes to keep things light.
Compare all that to Owen and it makes you miserable. Monotonous drivel, wittering on and on.
The current crop of co commentators are an abomination. Hargreaves, Owen, higgenbotham and co.
How did Owen manage to get a job doing commentary. He's such a dull and boring man
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He's 59 and she's 27. 
imagine being the kind of woman that would let richard keys ram his hairy palms up inside you
I miss Keys and Gray. They are both a bit of a laughing stock now. Shame. Always hoped for a come back.
cheating on your wife of 34 years with a 27 year old girl, who is your 31 year old daughter's friend, during your wife's cancer treatment. Thats disgusting
It was just banter
Never ceases to amaze me how much people are willing to throw away just for a meaningless shag.
Cant imagine this is the first time he's cheated on his wife.
LAD
I want them both back in English football, always loved Andy Gray's, "That boy exercised some demons" whilst RvN was screaming on the floor after a penalty vs Arsenal.
I want them both back in English football, always loved Andy Gray's, "That boy exercised some demons" whilst RvN was screaming on the floor after a penalty vs Arsenal.
Yes, sheer poetry! Keats must be so jealous
Mancini was sacked after De Gea's second season in which he performed excellently so that makes no fecking sense.
I'm more surprised about why that 27-year old chick would want to sleep with Keys. Yes money I know, but Richard Keys? 
If his hands are that hairy then what must the rest of him be like? It must be like shagging something out of Planet of the Apes.I'm more surprised about why that 27-year old chick would want to sleep with Keys. Yes money I know, but Richard Keys?
I bet she's covered in Blue Stratos.
A lot of people judging Keys for something most of us have done at one time or another.
Yeah I can't even get a text back, yet pensioners are having it off with 27 year olds.I'm more surprised about why that 27-year old chick would want to sleep with Keys. Yes money I know, but Richard Keys?
Good God, imagine his pilow talk. Poor girl.
This. Absolutely this.