Think this was one of his worst games ever for us goal or not
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Apart from the goal, he was pretty wank as usual. That moment when he tripped over the ball, the utter muppet 
At least that moment gave me a good laugh.
The ball is his ennemyAnother shite game except for that goal. That's only the difference. Otherwise, same shite as usual.
Not that we're brilliant or i'm blaming him for 2 dropped points but this guy just doesn't belong to this level(or the level we want to be). Simples.
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Awful footballer.
Great career stats though.
Great career stats though.
I remember when he started getting compared to Heskey and some people thought it was ridiculous.
Lukaku might be the better goal scorer but Heskey is simply the better footballer.
Lukaku might be the better goal scorer but Heskey is simply the better footballer.
My name is Romelu Lukaku and I'm the fastest donkey alive. To the outside world, I'm an ordinary football player, but secretly, with the help of my friends at the gym, I fight calories and bulk with other meta-donkeys like me. I hunted the man who killed my first touch, but in doing so, I slipped on the ball and injured myself. And I am the only one fast enough to stop myself. I am...
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Touch of a rapist.
He had a go at Dalot for putting in a ball into the channel for him to run on - the only thing he's feckin good at.
Looked like he was playing with a pair of Timberlands.
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That touch almost makes you forget he actually scored a goal. Decent finish for that too... but his touch seems worse than ever
Did his first touch just got him injured?
As shameful as it sounds, before his injury I found myself saying to myself that I’d have no problem if he was unable to play for a few games. So shit.
Also, another game with a game-changing miss.
If he doesn't shit the bed after 3 minutes after the keeper's mistake, totally different game.
If he doesn't shit the bed after 3 minutes after the keeper's mistake, totally different game.
That was painful to watch. Absolutely hopeless, his touch, his passing, his runs, an absolute complete clusterfeck of a performance. An embarrassing player at the moment.
Someone needs to have a word, a bodybuilders physique isn’t optimal for top level football. Can’t control a football, can’t control his eating but is deemed good enough by management to lead the line for Manchester United
Yeah...
From what I've seen of him so far at Utd and what I remember of Heskey, I honestly think Heskey was a much better player.
Crying
My name is Romelu Lukaku and I'm the fastest donkey alive. To the outside world, I'm an ordinary football player, but secretly, with the help of my friends at the gym, I fight calories and bulk with other meta-donkeys like me. I hunted the man who killed my first touch, but in doing so, I slipped on the ball and injured myself. And I am the only one fast enough to stop myself. I am...StormzyLukaku!
In such a desperate day, this makes me laugh so hard. Thanks mate.
My name is Romelu Lukaku and I'm the fastest donkey alive. To the outside world, I'm an ordinary football player, but secretly, with the help of my friends at the gym, I fight calories and bulk with other meta-donkeys like me. I hunted the man who killed my first touch, but in doing so, I slipped on the ball and injured myself. And I am the only one fast enough to stop myself. I am...StormzyLukaku!
It did make me laugh when he almost injured himself with his bad touch. Embarrassing
What can you do? And this guy is one of the favourites. Takes Rash off instead of him.
What can you do? And this guy is one of the favourites. Takes Rash off instead of him.
If someone at the club encouraged him down this bulking path they need to be sacked off as well. His technique was already highly erratic at a leaner weight.
Thanks for this lad, Jose. Really, thanks.
And a nicer guy to boot. Never seen him pointing and such at his team mates if he fecked up. That really winds me up.
They will be playing that GIF of him getting dispossessed by the ball itself over in rawk for centuries.
There are conference players with a better first touch than him, and that's not even exaggeration. We'd be no worse off if he never played for us again.
Can't blame them to be fair. We'd have done the same if he was their player
True. Like The SliptmCan't blame them to be fair. We'd have done the same if he was their player
Spat out my coffee and have posted in a few group chats already. Good job sir.
My name is Romelu Lukaku and I'm the fastest donkey alive. To the outside world, I'm an ordinary football player, but secretly, with the help of my friends at the gym, I fight calories and bulk with other meta-donkeys like me. I hunted the man who killed my first touch, but in doing so, I slipped on the ball and injured myself. And I am the only one fast enough to stop myself. I am...StormzyLukaku!
It's okay because he always has good interviews!
There is nobody around him
I can't believe how bad is he, not even your average striker. Doesn't do anything well anymore, it's not looking good.
Wasn't someone in this thread saying he was an improvement on Ibrahimovic the other day?
Fecking Ibrahimovic
Fecking Ibrahimovic
Ibra on one leg is better than Lukaku at the moment in time.
Apart from goal, genuinely the worst I’ve seen him.
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