Ronaldo (37) Slaps Phone Out of Child’s (14) Hand | Charged after 5 months of deliberation
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
If he gets suspended we finish 6th?
i did once. Felt good
That sports psychologist Ralf brought in is a charlatan.
Too much adrenaline to stop himself knocking a phone out of a child's hand, but not quite enough to work sufficiently hard to make any sort of impact against one of the worst sides in the league. It's a fine line he has to tread.
city and liverpool fans are enjoying a great rivalry and watching some fantastic football. Meanwhile, we are talking about Ronaldo breaking a kids phone
Yes, but so does a postman. Delivering is an art form and it's a fine line between madness and greatness
Too much adrenaline to stop himself knocking a phone out of a child's hand, but not quite enough to work sufficiently hard to make any sort of impact against one of the worst sides in the league. It's a fine line he has to tread.
...and cheering for every City goal
Gylfi Sigurdsson probably paid him to destroy the evidence.
Boo fecking hoo. This thread is the most entertaining of the day, by a margin.
you laugh but it’s a well known phenomenon. most paramedics have to head to a local special needs school to work out some adrenaline after a hectic nightshift before they’re able to sleep.
Too much adrenaline to stop himself knocking a phone out of a child's hand, but not quite enough to work sufficiently hard to make any sort of impact against one of the worst sides in the league. It's a fine line he has to tread.
I've got to be honest if it was my 14 year old child and a man in his late 30's slapped him in frustration I'd be fuming.
I know its only his hand but it was stupidity beyond belief. This will be end of him in England as the FA will no doubt have to throw the book at him.
I know its only his hand but it was stupidity beyond belief. This will be end of him in England as the FA will no doubt have to throw the book at him.
Good point, this season would have been a lot less depressing in terms of post match discussion if soneone assaulted a kid every time we lost. It's a great diversion. And true to form Ronaldo goes top drawyer and assaults an autistic kid.
Rumour has it my postman turned down a dessert on his first day. You just can’t buy that professionalism.
Bit random but I have a completely true story on the subject of special needs and slaps.
A friend of mine was once in a butterfly farm (there’s probably a special word for them but can’t remember) when a special needs school visited. You could stand in a big room and the butterflies would land all over you. Unfortunately one of the kids slapped a butterfly and the rest of them thought that was the beginning of a game. Absolute carnage ensued.
This season isn’t done until Rashford is caught stealing a school kid’s lunchbox.
i guess you misunderstood my post. I didn’t mean to indicate that it’s not worth talking about - it’s wrong by all means. What i meant is that it’s a shame what the club has come to
This has absolutely done me in, bravo.
@rimaldo is recycling a joke that has been made twenty times in this thread already. It was hilarious when others did it but they were ignored, then suddenly the great shithead says it and everyone starts sucking him off like he skeets an immortality potion from his twelve inch cock.
I hope Ronaldo smacks the phone out of his hand the next time he sees him, and then buys him a new one that has a caps lock.
fecking rimaldo, he's the biggest problem with the club. All of the players obviously don't see the point in working hard because they know that at the end of the year the funniest poster vote will be rigged yet again.
Somebody needs to smack rimaldo's phone right out of his claw
Edit - Anybody got Ronaldo's number?
Edit - Anybody got Ronaldo's number?
The title is top notch, fair play
Bittersweet symphony this life.
Awesome. I was entertained enough at the mere idea of a butterfly farm. But a butterfly farm massacre!!!
I fully got you, but feck it. Its funny
fair enoughI fully got you, but feck it. Its funny
Honestly, just when I thought this thread couldn't get any better.
i’ll probably win funniest post with that one tbf.
i’ve already sellotaped my phone to my hand in case i wander into a sulking footballer whilst going about my daily business.
Quite funny to see that as a defence when the broken phone is clearly visible in the video
I literally broke my foot and hobbled less than that.
This is a proper tune and Michael Fry is so funny.
Heard it 20 times now, thanks for posting.
Oh my god. That's a horrific and hilarious image
And the kid was epileptic as well?
I think we're already done
.yeah, and wheelchair bound and he had his phone out to call an ambulance for his unresponsive mum before ronaldo came and slapped the phone out of his hand.
Surprised no one has gone digging into this kid's social media history to find a video of him slapping phones out of his friend's hands.