Ronaldo wants to move from Real...

Isn't Fat Ron going to have leg surgery or something? Post-World Cup plus injury problems, don't like scenario.
 
I'd much rather Torres than fat Ronaldo. He was the best striker in the World a long time ago, he hasn't been for a long long time.
 
Cal? said:
I'd much rather Torres than fat Ronaldo. He was the best striker in the World a long time ago, he hasn't been for a long long time.

And Torres never has been.

Ronaldo would be a relatively cheap, good buy.
 
No, no, no people. This is not about whether he can do it for us or whether Torres would be better or anything else for that matter. This is just wishful thinking on the part of an old, longtime fan of El Fatso relishing the idea of seeing the McDonalds mascot in United colours for just the once.
 
He's out for at least a month with leg surgery, not that I care.

If he were to ridiculously waddle into OT in a red shirt, my concern would not be the transfer fee nor the wages.

How the feck is Glazer going to make his loan payments and feed both Rooney andFat Ronaldo?
 
TwoRonnies.jpg
 
Read the article in the Sun online and they provided feck all evidence:

Ronny clashes with Real (knee op in Brazil not Spain + not favoured by new manager becuase of his interest in Ruud)

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Ron wants out!

Now where shall we send him? Oh yeah! United are short of a striker, let's send him there. Ironic don't you think guys! Add to that United sells the Sun.
 
i am afraid tinky ronnie will roll down the hill when the speakers at

the stadium blare out "teletubbies say eh-oh"!
 
I think United should buy him just to make the 'papers happy. They'd have a mountain of potential headlines:

"Good evening, it's wonderful to be with you, isn't it Ronnnie?"
(after United sign fat Ron)

"And it's goodnight from me, and it's goodnight from him"
(after both score to knock Chelski off their perch)

"But First, The News"
(after fat Ron scores and the other gets red-carded)
 
Ronaldo used in Real Madrid swap? Written by Nicholas Savage , 17.07 14h18


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Reports in the Spanish press (El Mundo) today are suggesting that Real Madrid have offered Ronaldo in exchange for Ruud Van Nistelrooy who looks certain to depart Old Trafford.

Whilst Man Utd have made no comment on the rumours, Ronaldo has spoken fondly of the Red Devils on several occasions, especially when talking about the standing ovation that the Manchester Utd supporters gave him after he scored a hat trick against them in the Champions League.

If the rumours are true - even if Man Utd choose not to accept the offer - then Ronaldo is surely in the look out for a new club as it would appear his days at Real Madrid could be numbered.
 
of course torres would be better for us, but torres will probably be three times as expensive, if not more. ronaldo + 3-4 million for ruud would be an ok deal....though i'm probably blinded by the fact that i think ronaldo's been the best striker i've ever seen....just hope he can bounce back from his injury. His world cup goals were class, but it's safe to say the movement is shot.
 
Please not Big Ron, plus he's just having Knee surgery...wouldn't be the best move!!
 
suresh said:
Not saying he will actually join, Justin. Just relishing the idea.
Wouldnt want him at the club. A step backwards. Before the world cup i thought he's getting fit, maybe Ronaldo will have a couple of great years. But now no. He's shown he still hasnt remembered how to run, he's still too fat, and way too lazy. Imagine the contrast with him and Rooney playing together.
 
amolbhatia100 said:
Wouldnt want him at the club. A step backwards. Before the world cup i thought he's getting fit, maybe Ronaldo will have a couple of great years. But now no. He's shown he still hasnt remembered how to run, he's still too fat, and way too lazy. Imagine the contrast with him and Rooney playing together.

He stands 6 foot and weighed 95 kg during the World Cup..roughly 16-18 kg's overweight. It wont take more than couple of months to lose them.
 
amolbhatia100 said:
Before the world cup i thought he's getting fit
He did trim down before the World Cup, but then he just swelled up again for whatever reason.
 
vijay said:
He stands 6 foot and weighed 95 kg during the World Cup..roughly 16-18 kg's overweight. It wont take more than couple of months to lose them.
Easy to lose. Not so easy to keep off of him though.

A fit and motivated Ronaldo would benefit any side. Can't see him giving enough of a shit though.
 
Fat, shite, overweight, injury prone and not motivated.
Yet he scores more goals than Ruud, Adriano, Owen, Rooney, Scheva in the World cup and as many as Henry or Torres.
Yet he is top scorer for Real every season since he has joined them. If he plays next season alongside RVN at Madrid, he will still get more goals than him.

Imagine if SAF got him motivated and he loses some weight.
Also, we'll recover his wages for the next 2 years on shirt sales alone. What do we stand to lose ?
 
vijay said:
He stands 6 foot and weighed 95 kg during the World Cup..roughly 16-18 kg's overweight. It wont take more than couple of months to lose them.
I'm sorry. Cant see him doing the business. Would have preferred to keep Ruud than get Ronaldo.
 
mik-all said:
He´s still top class! Not the fittest baller around but that can be changed.
On of the best finishers there is. Not sure he will quite do it for us though.
:lol: :lol:
He's overweight, unfit and a shadow of the player he was.
He looks a good finisher because of the great passes he gets, my mum could convert some of those passes, and she's 86!
He's just looking for a final fat pay cheque.
Wouldn't touch him with a bargepole!