Are you going to start a company called Drip Dentists?
Samir Nasri
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Are you going to be one of my nurses?
Great thread. 
I'm pretty sure they actually have a business manager or team behind them who do all the legal/finance stuff and these sisters are the actual doctors and/or image of the company because sex sells. It's how most of these porn-star-looking-owned-businesses work, the women are there to sell while in secret the actual brains are a certain manager or management team who do the paperwork.
Wasnt his girlfriend also the one that had a twitter meltdown when Nasri wasn't picked for the worldcup?
What a meltdown! Nasri's actually gone up in my estimation. He's living his life.
Absolument!
The FFF apparently even filed a lawsuit against her, never heard how that turned out
Oh dear........ and then I remembered I don't like Nasri and laughed at him for being an idiot.
It's one of the sisters that does all that stuff, apparently.
http://butthatsnoneofmybusiness.com...ossin-them-bawwwwdies-in-derick-g-photoshoot/
That'd be a dream come true
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Being investigated by Spanish anti-doping.
Glad I'm not the only one that thought this was dodgy for other reasons too.
Nasri's girlfriend is awesome.
That chick in the pic??Nasri's girlfriend is awesome.
The one above? Nope, that's the doctor.
Got to give them credit for originality if it is. Could have gone with a boring "massage parlour" but nope, they went for "IV Vitamin Therapy."
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/38463120
Samir Nasri: Sevilla midfielder investigated after treatment tweets
Sevilla midfielder Samir Nasri is being investigated by the Spanish Anti-Doping Agency (AEPSAD) over treatment he received at a Los Angeles clinic.
The Drip Doctors clinic posted a tweet saying the on-loan Manchester City star had been given an immunity IV drip.
It triggered a series of embarrassing tweets, which were subsequently deleted, leading to the Frenchman claiming his account had been hacked.
The drip given to Nasri, 29, may break World Anti-Doping Agency (Wada) rules.
The immunity IV drip involves one litre of hydration and is designed to "combat superbugs and common viruses", according to the Drip Doctors website.
Wada place a 50ml limit on IV infusions for active athletes in six-hour periods unless it was "received in the course of hospital admissions, surgical procedures or clinical investigations".
A statement from AEPSAD said it had "commenced an investigation into treatment used by football player Samir Nasri".
It added: "AEPSAD wants to gather all the information and check what happened. We must be very prudent at the moment. We can't prejudge the player."
Former Arsenal player Nasri, who has 41 France caps, joined Manchester City in 2011 but left in August for a season-long loan with the Spanish side, who are third in La Liga.
Samir Nasri: Sevilla midfielder investigated after treatment tweets
Sevilla midfielder Samir Nasri is being investigated by the Spanish Anti-Doping Agency (AEPSAD) over treatment he received at a Los Angeles clinic.
The Drip Doctors clinic posted a tweet saying the on-loan Manchester City star had been given an immunity IV drip.
It triggered a series of embarrassing tweets, which were subsequently deleted, leading to the Frenchman claiming his account had been hacked.
The drip given to Nasri, 29, may break World Anti-Doping Agency (Wada) rules.
The immunity IV drip involves one litre of hydration and is designed to "combat superbugs and common viruses", according to the Drip Doctors website.
Wada place a 50ml limit on IV infusions for active athletes in six-hour periods unless it was "received in the course of hospital admissions, surgical procedures or clinical investigations".
A statement from AEPSAD said it had "commenced an investigation into treatment used by football player Samir Nasri".
It added: "AEPSAD wants to gather all the information and check what happened. We must be very prudent at the moment. We can't prejudge the player."
Former Arsenal player Nasri, who has 41 France caps, joined Manchester City in 2011 but left in August for a season-long loan with the Spanish side, who are third in La Liga.
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World Anti-Doping Agency rules state there is a 50 millilitre infusion limit per six-hour period for active athletes. A request by Sevilla for a retroactive therapeutic use exemption (TUE) for Nasri was refused in February 2017 by Uefa, whose decision was later upheld by the Court of Arbitration for Sport.
Example of being able to dope to a certain level.
He's been suspended for 6 months.
Example of being able to dope to a certain level.
He's been suspended for 6 months.
He's clearly hiding his drugs under that hat.
Imagine taking a banned substance, then posing for a picture in the place you took the drugs, then posting it to social media for the world to see and admitting you took the banned substance?
Only Sami Nasri could be this stupid, and a select few people I know from Salford....
Only Sami Nasri could be this stupid, and a select few people I know from Salford....
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Is he still capable of making it drip at this level?
What a ridiculous signing.
This story still brings me a lot of joy. Only Nasri. Good luck with him Hammers
Most obvious West Ham signing ever.
West Ham gonna West Ham.
Hacked again????!
Looks delighted with the move.
There's a thread somewhere about players you forgot existed, he would be my vote.
It's so stereotypical that it's almost parodical
If you've got horrendous injury problems, are way past it, have a load of baggage or had a good potential but never fulfilled it and are now in your 30s just sit tight and wait for the call from West Ham. It's like they never learn.
feck sake now I gotta see this lesbian on TV again.
Knowing West Ham he's probably on 500,000 a week and will get injured within the next fortnight.
Bit of an overkill , isnt it ? I mean they already have Anderson , Yarmolenko, Lanzini,Snodgrass, Antonio for that 3 positions behind the striker .
It's really not a terrible signing like people are making out.
The worst case scenario is that he's awful but his contract will be up in 6 months. Best case scenario, he finds his old form and elevates the team.
It's been a long time since, but he was a talented player at Arsenal and his early City days.
The worst case scenario is that he's awful but his contract will be up in 6 months. Best case scenario, he finds his old form and elevates the team.
It's been a long time since, but he was a talented player at Arsenal and his early City days.
Someone guessed this few months ago in the other thread, such an obvious signing.
80k a week apparently which is ridiculous when he hasn't played in a year. Guy should be going cap in hand to clubs.
Such a punchable face.