You got to be fecking kidding me?! Is this happening again?! Bayern have sold us another fragile piece of shit then. Have we not learned anything from last time around we did business with them and had that curly haired Canadian sent over, fixed up with freaking chewing gums barely holding his broken ligaments and bones together. I'm still having trouble sleeping just thinking of all that money AND time we spent on that transfer. That was like two summers of constant head ache from sitting up all nights waiting for some news to be delivered - while we should have been aiming to get someone like YAYA TOURÈ for example!!!!!!!!! AARRRGHH!!!
Do I even need to go on about that last contract he pushed for with City? It's like Bayern are sending us trojan horses here programed to cause as much damage on as many levels as they possibly can!
So now we're going to put our hopes to Scwheini making some sort superman come back in late autumn? I can't wait to see that. This is a man who had trouble taking on more than 60 minutes of game time when fully fit (?) at any given time during this season - as a supposed professional footballer
!!! He's been a wreck and we really need to get this man a medical age test right now. I mean, if I had woken up from a coma and, you know, the first thing I see is Schweini the way he looks for Man United today, I would have thought I'd woken up in the year 2040 and about to watch some football legends reunion match. Darren Fletcher was out for like 2 years and never at any point looked out of shape. Schweinsteiger gets the flue and he ages 5 years??? Now that's unique!
Could Bayern have planned this shit from the start with manipulating birth certificates going back 55 years just for this one deal, or something - it's those kind of conspiracy theories that starts going around your head when you get freaked out the way things are going for us.
NOW GET HIM FIXED UP AND LINED UP NEXT WEEK OR DETERMINE THE CONTRACT. In normal cases you won't have any use of a player suffering from that sort of injury before this time next year!! We're so fecked.