Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter. What utterly terrible films. They’re great!
Terrible but eminently watchable films
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All the transformers movies, as well as pacific rim. There's a part of me that will never not enjoy watching giant robots fight each other, or giant robots fighting giant monsters, no matter how poor every other thing in the movies are.
Commando.
Big trouble in little China.
Twins.
Double Impact
Rambo
Universal Soldier
Stop or my mom will shoot
the last die hard movie
all the lethal weapons films
generally shit stories, but good to watch.
Big trouble in little China.
Twins.
Double Impact
Rambo
Universal Soldier
Stop or my mom will shoot
the last die hard movie
all the lethal weapons films
generally shit stories, but good to watch.
Oh no you didn't!
It is a great movie, Carpenter's best outside of The Thing, with They Live! as a third.
Giving serious thought to giving you an infraction for that
Streets of fire
48 hours
48 hours
2012. Ridiculous number of near misses and some weak acting but I find it watchable if it's on.
Jason X
The Adam Sandler version of The Longest Yard
The Adam Sandler version of The Longest Yard
Under Siege!!
Resident Evil. Crap but good, just like zombie films should be.
Braveheart, the older I got the more I realized how Shite of a portrayal it is
Napoleon Dynamite.
People tell me it's great in it's own right. Personally, I think everything that makes it pretty awful in turn make it very watchable. The acting throughout is awful, and the plot comes across as a variety of sketches rather than a linear story. I've watched it about 10 times though, and it's always funny, even though I wouldn't say it is a good film.
People tell me it's great in it's own right. Personally, I think everything that makes it pretty awful in turn make it very watchable. The acting throughout is awful, and the plot comes across as a variety of sketches rather than a linear story. I've watched it about 10 times though, and it's always funny, even though I wouldn't say it is a good film.
Transformers dark of the moon.
I've watched it twice. I don't like transformers. 2nd half is a war movie
I've watched it twice. I don't like transformers. 2nd half is a war movie
Night at the museum collection. Fantastic hungover Sunday movie choice.
The Saw franchise (although the first one is a decent film, tbf).
Alien vs Predator.
The first one I enjoyed, but Requiem was garbage.
The first one I enjoyed, but Requiem was garbage.
Interviewer:What's your prediction for the fight?
Clubber Lang: My prediction?
Interviewer: Yes, your prediction.
[Clubber looks into camera]
Clubber Lang: Pain!
Clubber Lang: My prediction?
Interviewer: Yes, your prediction.
[Clubber looks into camera]
Clubber Lang: Pain!
I think if you changed the title to Cheesy rather than terrible the replies would make more sense.
On that note, The Warriors.
On that note, The Warriors.
Me too. Second one is god awful and the first one is goofy but fun though.
Been talk of a 3rd one for years...but apparently it takes ages to write the scripts as they like to be factually correct in terms of myths, legends, etc...
Just fecking make the cnut...
Terrible, yes, eminently watchable? Only if you get off on hypermasculinity drenched in quasi-fascism.
I'm told that both Boondock Saints movies are actually terrible but I think they're the best movies of all time.
Good shout.
Conan the Destroyer
Judge Dredd (1995)
Dark Star (early Carpenter's flick)
Judge Dredd (1995)
Dark Star (early Carpenter's flick)
As much as I dislike Con Air...The Boondocks Saints is the most vile, worthless piece of juvenile crap ever to get a cinematic release. What did you like about that movie?
Rush Hour.
Friday After Next.
Head of State.
Friday After Next.
Head of State.
I'm not sure really. Something I could enjoy with minimal (or zero) brain activity I guess. The terrible Irish accents are fascinating.
Glen or Glenda (but only when drunk).
Krull
Time Masters
Troll Hunter
The Gods Must be Crazy
Highlander
Krull
Time Masters
Troll Hunter
The Gods Must be Crazy
Highlander
Worth sitting through three hours of dross purely for this near the end
The only thing I remember from AVP was when they're trying to convince the main woman to stay and the dialogue is something along the lines of
"What if we show you pictures of our kids?"
"Nope, still leaving"
"Well what if we show you pictures of other peoples' kids"
I sat there for ages trying to work out if they'd actually said it.
Oh and Fast and Furious. The first one is brilliant on it's own. The second one is very good. The third was one of the worst films I've ever seen in my life and it remained terrible from then on, just getting more and more ridiculous culminating in the planet wide runway for the end sequence in 6.
Yes!That was in the first 3rd of the film and I remember thinking these reviews are going to be right, aren't they? Things aren't looking good. Once the Predators landed and the Aliens birthed I really enjoyed the film from then on. I thought the main woman was decent, and I liked Lance Henriksen in it (nice call back) but every other human you were just waiting for them to die to be honest.
Die Hard (although less watchable each viewing)
Executive Decision
Under Siege 2
Executive Decision
Under Siege 2
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No, they are all shite and unwatchable.
Hard To Kill. "Gonna take you to the bank senator....the blood bank"
Worst films ever made. Ever.
owt with Jason Statham, particular enjoyed the remake of Death Race
Somebody ban this lunatic!
From Dusk Till Dawn
It's really not aged well.
The Police academy series (perhaps not 5-7)
Anything with Jim Belushi in.
Anything from the 80s that has Chicago/Survivor in the soundtrack to be used in a montage.
Van Damme movies.
Steven Segal before he got massively fat movies.
The Leprechaun series, even the one in da hood, brap brap.
Most of the British films Danny Dyer stared in before becoming Peggy Mitchell.
Jason Stathams angry potato films.
Anything with Jim Belushi in.
Anything from the 80s that has Chicago/Survivor in the soundtrack to be used in a montage.
Van Damme movies.
Steven Segal before he got massively fat movies.
The Leprechaun series, even the one in da hood, brap brap.
Most of the British films Danny Dyer stared in before becoming Peggy Mitchell.
Jason Stathams angry potato films.