The Berbatov is So Lazy that........thread

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Berba is so lazy that he doesn't bother running to score a goal, he just puts a ball through and let's someone else do the hard work...
 

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Berbatov is so lazy that he doesn't have a RedCafe account to read what the fans think about him.

Or doesn't he!?
 

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Berbatov is so lazy he phones his mum to ask her what time it is
 

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That's not Dimitar Berbatov on the field. It's his lesser-known brother, Sergey Berbatov. The real Dimitar Berbatov is better than Pelé and Maradona put together, but is too lazy to get out onto the field.

Why else does Sergey Berbatov look so pissed?
 

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Berbatov is so lazy the planet blows up because of the firepower of 3 hataks ? A dozen hataks couldn't even dent an ori ship and our 304 destroyed the same ori ship with 2-3 shots with our uber asgard beams.
 

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Berbatov is so lazy...that instead of pressing CTRL-ALT-DELETE to reboot, he just buys a new PC.
 

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Berba's so lazy that when he's thirsty, he just tilts his head up to the sky and waits for it to rain...
 

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Berbatov is so lazy...watching a national geographic documentary on tree sloths inspires him to get up and do something.
 

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Berbatov is so lazy the planet blows up because of the firepower of 3 hataks ? A dozen hataks couldn't even dent an ori ship and our 304 destroyed the same ori ship with 2-3 shots with our uber asgard beams.
I think he's stuck on repeat. I hope you're all proud of yourselves.

Someone go find Robin Williams circa Good Will Hunting. Be quick! He's the only one who can save Mockers now.
 

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Berbatov is so lazy, that instead of practising with the lads he plays fifa 10 in the locker room.
 

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*********'s so lazy that he's a fecking liability and should be sold off sharpish.
 

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Berbatovs so lazy he was diagnosed with being in a persistent vegetative state.
 

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To be frank alot of the original ones were shit too.

Berbatov is so lazy he used nail clippers to cut his hair.