...He scores??????!!!!!The Berbatov is So Lazy that........thread
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
...He scores??????!!!!!No because then he'd have to go through the effort of celebrating. If only he took a leaf out of happy Antonio's book he'd realise that you can actually refuse to celebrate scoring a goal.... copying Valencia is the key to Berba becoming a 30 goal a season man!
The best describition ive heard of him is "Dimitar Berbatov is the reason that pockets arent on football shorts"
Berbatov is so lazy, he threatened his own family, so that they'd come and live with him and he wouldn't have to travel so far to see them.
Berbatov is so lazy that when he's sky diving, he doesn't pull his parachute strings, he just lets Vidic catch him.
Berbatov is so lazy that when he's a Jack in the Box he doesn't bother popping out. He takes his own sweet time in the box.
Berbatov is so lazy that he doesn't bother catching a cold.
Berbatov is so lazy he took a shit in the urinal.
Berbatov is so lazy that he changed his name from Diniyar Bilyaletdinov to Dimitar Berbatov, aka, Berba.
Berbatov is so lazy he purposely tries not to score because he would have to walk back to the centre circle.
Berbatov is so lazy that he doesn't tweet more than 14 characters.
Berbatov is so lazy that he plays Football Manager on Holiday Mode
Berbatov is so lazy he uses the hoover to give his woman love marks.
Far too many unfunny ones in here. To continue the trend, I'm gonna add another one:
Berbatov is so lazy that he has his pizzas delivered to his bog.
Berbatov is so lazy that he has his pizzas delivered to his bog.
Berbatov is so lazy....that his wife has to give him piggyback rides to the toilet cause the weight of dragging his balls around the house is exhausting.
Berbatov is so lazy he has breakfast before he goes to bed.
Berbatov is so lazy.
Actually thats an Oreck
Berbatov is so lazy he uses the hoover to give his woman love marks.
Berba . . . . . OUT!!!!!!!!!
Well, yes. And a "hoover" means two things: it either means the brand Hoover, or it's a term used for referring to any generic vaccuum cleaner (regardless of brand). That means the brand Hoover was so successfull in Britain it became the household-name for the device.
So the reply is: yes, it is an Oreck. It is also a hoover. It is however not a Hoover. Mind the small, but vital difference. I feel you and I have a really deep and educating discussion. It totally adds to the value of living. I can only hope you are reaping the grand rewards of learning here. That said, I am sure I have produced some typos here and there - I'm skilled at that.
Berbatov is unfortunately so lazy he will not bother reading this.
Berbatov is so lazy that he doesn't change his socks, he waits for the last pair to disintegrate. But being so lazy, his very first pair still haven't worn through.
Berbatov is so lazy he married a pregnant woman.
Vidic? At least you would imagine there would be a keeper. That's not lazy, that's dumb.