You: State your intentions.
Stranger: what
You: Your objective Sergant, have you forgotten your mission already?
Stranger: I dont have an objective
You: Your aim solider. You know, the same thing you do when you whip your cock out and piss.
Stranger: what?!
You: Intentions, objectives, aims, your mission private. Do you remember.
Stranger: I remember
You: Drop down and give me 50.
Stranger: 50 what
You: That's a 100 corperal, I want 100.
Stranger: okay im starting
You: Luitenant, stand to attention
Stranger: why am I so many different names?
You: Shut your hole brigadier, give me 20 laps.
Stranger: running?
You: God damn you, you insignificant manifested sperm. 20 swimming laps.
Stranger: theres a swimming pool here?
You: Invisible laps Commander, pretend there is a swimming pool here.
Stranger: that is just stupid
You: Oh, so all training is stupid unless it's real? Well, feck me, the Major thinks he can call the shots now. The next shot goes into your head, you dickless wretch.
You: Next time you get to thinking Air Commodore, run as fast as you can, headfirst into a solid object.
Stranger: this is not how the army is like
You: Office Cadet, this is neither the time or place, for unbelievable retardery.
Stranger: I take offence to that charge, sir
You: Finally, a bit of discipline, I thought I was going to have to batter you with a terry's chocolate orange inside a sock, again.
Stranger: again?
You: Yeah, again, you stupid forgetful little shit bear.
You: Squadron Leader.
Stranger: im not feeling very motivated
You: Would you like some words of comfort, Admiral?
Stranger: well it would make a nice change
You: Okay, fair enough.
You: You are a shit monkey. If I saw you on the battlefield, I would strip you naked, although that's the image you portray anyway, a naked manchild at war. We would call a momentary truce with the enemy, while we collectively laugh at the pathetic, demented person, that is yourself. Birds would flock, from fields far away to shit on you, some would not, for fear of killing you, General.
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