Film The Redcafe Movie review thread

Edgar Allan Pillow

Ero-Sennin
Joined
Dec 7, 2010
Messages
41,449
Location
┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty:

An average film. About a guy who was fun in youth, but forced to do a 9-6 job to earn money and dreams of his younger years. Finally goes off on a 'just do it' adventure....and then returns back to his boring life!!! The visuals are stunning, subtle humour in some scenes, but overall the movie lacks substance. Comes across as a dream out of touch with reality. Quiet, light hearted time pass movie.

Rating: 6/10
 

SteveJ

all-round nice guy, aka Uncle Joe Kardashian
Scout
Joined
Oct 22, 2010
Messages
62,851
The Conjuring

It didn't scare me...which is surprising. Not bad though.

Rating: 6/10
 

Goooose

New Member
Joined
Sep 5, 2009
Messages
9,790
Location
Couldn't care less.
Jaap said:
Cabin In The Woods - Five friends go to a remote cabin in the woods. Bad things happen. If you think you know this story, think again. Still can't get my head around it how this turned out. If you're in some freaky sheet, then do watch it. NOW.
Click to expand...

I hated it. Thinks it's cleverer than it actually is.
 

Grinner

Not fat gutted. Hirsuteness of shoulders TBD.
Staff
Joined
May 5, 2003
Messages
72,287
Location
I love free dirt and rocks!
Supports
Arsenal
I watched that Sugarman docu last night and was underwhelmed until the concert. Very uplifting and he seems like a hell of a bloke. Really good story and well told.
 

JP77

Full Member
Joined
Mar 18, 2012
Messages
6,451
Location
Eboue's Nightmares
Harry Potter on ITV right now. They're all bloody brilliant, the major downside is that cnut Ron Weasley. What a wanker. Everything about him screams 'TWAT!'. Why does he have to get Hermione? Why couldn't they just kill the nob.
 

Jippy

Sleeps with tramps, bangs jacuzzis, dirty shoes
Staff
Joined
Nov 19, 2009
Messages
57,467
Location
Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams
I saw the Ron Weasley actor at the Grove, a posh hotel in Hertfordshire. He was with a bunch of early 20s folk but was hiding in the corner in a hoodie with the hood up, like he thought if anyone saw him they would immediately rush over to bask in his amazingness. Came across as a tool who got lucky.
 

Nobby style

Full Member
Joined
Jul 24, 2009
Messages
6,278
Location
Tooting Colombia to Tooting Bec and back again
The Idiots - Lars Von Trier (1998)

Watched this again after over ten years thinking I might not like it so much, but once again thought it was brilliant. Just shows that you can strip away nearly all the crap phony Hollywood production bollocks that covers up for shit themes and writing and screenplays and art in general and still make a very moving transcendental film and not compromise yourself, even if Von Trier is still slightly taking the piss out of himself. Some good frontal cock shots for those who are butt hurt by Mr. Censorship. Definitely along with Festen one of the more pioneering films along the naturalistic Dogme lines to come along at the turn of the century.

9 cocks up
 

Grinner

Not fat gutted. Hirsuteness of shoulders TBD.
Staff
Joined
May 5, 2003
Messages
72,287
Location
I love free dirt and rocks!
Supports
Arsenal
Wibble said:
Don Jon A modern version of Don Juan set in New Jersey. Largely focusing on porn and wanking. Not terrible with a few laughs but with a suprisingly sweet ending (if a tad unbelievable). I'm not sure the demographic this was aiming for as it seems to be a chick flick aimed at blokes. Worth a watch if you want a few laughs on a Friday night at home with a "DVD".7/10
Click to expand...


The ending was rubbish...it just ended. No way that character would bang Julianne Moore either.
 

Amar__

Geriatric lover and empath
Joined
Sep 2, 2010
Messages
24,174
Location
Sarajevo
Supports
MK Dons
The Words - liked it, mostly beacause of the acting, altough I am still not sure about the end, but it's probably left for audience to interpret it the way they want it. Btw, the whole movie could also be interpreted as his story too, so it's a bit ironic.

Grinner said:
The ending was rubbish...it just ended. No way that character would bang Julianne Moore either.
Click to expand...
I agree with the bold part, but I don't know what did you expect from the end, there was no real story anway, only decent end would be if he masturbated 20 times in a row and died.
 

Dirty Schwein

Has a 'Best of Britney Spears' album
Joined
Feb 6, 2012
Messages
32,241
Location
Miracle World
Supports
Luton Town
Khurafat
As I'm in Malaysia I thought I'd try out some malay horror films. I bought 3 and only this one had English subs. The film was decent. Good storyline, decent acting, a good twist and the protagonist did things that most people would do if put in his situation but the problem was that most of the scare tactics were just cliched and predictable. A decent attempt but suffered from uninspiring moments 6/10
 

Donut

Full Member
Joined
Apr 13, 2004
Messages
4,867
The Wolf of Wall Street

Was fun and didn't drag, even though it's 3 hours long. But I don't think it's one of Scorsese's best.

8/10
 

Wibble

In Gadus Speramus
Staff
Joined
Jun 15, 2000
Messages
89,234
Location
Centreback
This Is The End Unfunny and got sillier and sillier as it went on. More Seth Rogan rubbish basically. Avoid. 2/10
 

Dirty Schwein

Has a 'Best of Britney Spears' album
Joined
Feb 6, 2012
Messages
32,241
Location
Miracle World
Supports
Luton Town
Jangan Pandang Belakang
Another malay horror film and this one was pretty good. Again some dodgy acting and some strange effects thrown in but overall it was quite inventive and built suspense well in places. I was quite spooked by it as it showed many signs of demons that a ghost Hunter was telling me about a few days prior 7.5/10
 

Loon

:lol:
Joined
Aug 17, 2011
Messages
9,222
Location
No-Mark
The French Connection

An oldie I watch every few years. A great action flick with a documentary style still influential today.
 

Archie Leach

Gooner
Joined
Mar 28, 2012
Messages
9,031
Location
Hollywood Upstairs Medical College
Supports
Arsenal
Nobby style said:
I can't run fast enough to get away from anything with Seth Rogan in it, or the whole Judd Apatow crowd for that matter.

Check that, I did like Girls which Judd I guess had a hand in.
Click to expand...
He wrote the final episode of Girls second season which pretty much undid all the good work the show had done.

Freaks and Geeks was quality though.
 

Silva

Full Member
Joined
Apr 2, 2010
Messages
30,756
Location
Smoke crack like Isaac Asimov
Archie Leach said:
He wrote the final episode of Girls second season which pretty much undid all the good work the show had done.

Freaks and Geeks was quality though.
Click to expand...
He was still the not quite as good as everyone else character in Freaks and Geeks. The lanky 12 year old and Linda Cardenelli were the standouts (for me anyway). Plus the good writing made Freaks and Geeaks what it was, which had nothing to do with Rogan.
 

Dirty Schwein

Has a 'Best of Britney Spears' album
Joined
Feb 6, 2012
Messages
32,241
Location
Miracle World
Supports
Luton Town
The Cotton Club
The film looked amazing, the soundtrack was brilliant, the acting was pretty good but the story was a Damn mess and for me, story is the most crucial element in a film. If they had sorted that out, this film could have been a classic as all the other elements for a great film were in place 5.5/10
 

Jippy

Sleeps with tramps, bangs jacuzzis, dirty shoes
Staff
Joined
Nov 19, 2009
Messages
57,467
Location
Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams
Lockout
Guy Pearce trying to undo all of the good movie work he has done in one of the most cliche-riddled action films of all time. Zero originality and to be honest it's not worth elaborating on. Just don't waste two hours like I did.

2/10
 
You must log in or register to reply here.