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golden_blunder

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Garth: hello Andy we're live on SKY..i have one question to ask you
Andy: why United played so badly?
Garth: well no..
Andy: why i looked so good on telly?
Garth: actually no..
Andy: for my autograph?
Garth: no...
Andy: oh.. you want me to rim you, dont you?
Garth: yes, rim me.
 

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golden_blunder said:

Garth: hello Andy we're live on SKY..i have one question to ask you
Andy: why United played so badly?
Garth: well no..
Andy: why i looked so good on telly?
Garth: actually no..
Andy: for my autograph?
Garth: no...
Andy: oh.. you want me to rim you, dont you?
Garth: yes, rim me.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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Noodle: Wibs?
Wibble: Noods?
Noodle: Just how long does this "mod initiation" rites last?
Wibble: Uhhh.. not too long now. You're doing well.
Noodle: Yeah, but... surely I've been accepted by now.
Wibble: Unngghh... patience... Noods... ungggghh... patience... ahhhhh!


Brief pause


Noodle: Wibs?
Wibble: Yeah Noods?
Noodle: You're not leaving, are you?
Wibble: Why?
Noodle: Wibs, that's Geebs and Weastie waiting for their turn next!
Wibble: And?
Noodle: They're very rough... and they don't exactly wait to to take turns!
Wibble: Oh...


A very brief pause


Noodle: Geebs?
Golden: Huhgh...huughh... hngghhh..
Noodle: Weastie?
Weaste: Take that, you bitch... and that... and this too... wahey!
Noodle: Oh, come on guys! It's starting to hurt...
Golden: Huarhh... hngghh... hnggghh... kreegah!
Weaste: That's right, bitch. Feel the pain. Screeeammmmm!
Noodle: Sigh! At least I'm still able to talkmpghhhh...
Wibble: Hello again, Noods.



Yet another brief moment


Noodle: Feck, that hurt. At least no-one's around to rim me this time.
Wibble: Baaaa!
Noodle: 'Kinell, Wibs. You've got that sheepish look on your face again.
Wibble: I am a sheep...
Noodle: I suppose you want to rim me now?
Wibble: Yes.
 

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Wibbs?
Weaste.
Do you think this plump melon would fit up my arse?
Only one way to find out.
AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Well, that was a bit of a squeeze...
You're kidding...I thought that was the melon
Oh no.
Feck
Rim me while I'm doing it
YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!
 

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I think that this thread is now the equivalent of the 4th series of Coupling i.e. living on past glories.

Time to send it to the classics methinks.
 

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Plechazunga said:
Wibbs?
Weaste.
Do you think this plump melon would fit up my arse?
Only one way to find out.
AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Well, that was a bit of a squeeze...
You're kidding...I thought that was the melon
Oh no.
Feck
Rim me while I'm doing it
YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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I think you will find that series 4 was far far shitter than any other. Like the last part of this thread.
 

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golden_blunder said:

Garth: hello Andy we're live on SKY..i have one question to ask you
Andy: why United played so badly?
Garth: well no..
Andy: why i looked so good on telly?
Garth: actually no..
Andy: for my autograph?
Garth: no...
Andy: oh.. you want me to rim you, dont you?
Garth: yes, rim me.
:lol: :lol:
 

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SmashedHombre said:


Noods: Wibbs. Smashed wants his tag changed. He says-
Wibbs: Not now Noodle.
Noods: But-
Wibble: I said not now. I'm preparing
Noods: Preparing for what?
Wibbs: Its time for the Mods play time. We've invited KK
Noods: Shouldn't we be doing work or something? I mean being mods and all
Wibbs: Oh Noodle. So young, so naive. So...unbroken.
Noods: Erm...Unbroken?
Wibbs: Shush now Noods. The others will be here soon.

Short Pause

Geebs: Wibbs. Noods.
Wibbs: Geebs.
Noods: Geebs.
Geebs: KK is bringing the bast.
Noods: Bast...?
Wibbs: Shhhh now Noodle. Don't worry my feathered friend. You'll see. Come, suckle at my teat.
Noods: But Wibbs...you're a chicken.
Wibbs: I see...in that case Rim me.
Noods: Yes.

Longer pause

KK: I've got the bast.
Noods: Wibbs? Whats the bast for?
Wibble: Lubricant Noodle. Lubricant. You see it would hurt you without it.
Noods: Hurt me...? What exactly is mod play time Wibbs?
Wibble: Well you see, I'm going to anally fornicate you whilst you rim Geebs and KK covers us all in bast and baby oil before inviting Weaste to in turn anally fornicate me.
Noods: But Wibbs...
Wibbs: Yes Noods?
Noods: Don't you think all that anal action and bast will get a bit...messy....
Wibbs: Yes Noods, thats the idea.
Noods: But KK is wearing my favourite thomas the tank engine underwear.
Wibbs: Don't worry Noods. You won't be needing any underwear for a long time. We're going to be having many mod playtimes, it excuses us from doing the important things, like changing Smashed's tagline.

Really Short Pause

Noods: So wibbs....
Wibbs: Yes
Noods: Well basically a mod play time with KK is really...
Wibbs: Yes...
Noods: You means its a...
Wibbs: Yes, thats it...
Noods: A City Chicky Gang Bang?
Wibbs: Yes. Now bend over.
Noods: Yes! City Chicky Gang Bang i love yooooooouu....
...
 

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Diarra: Colin, please stop. I won't make stupid comments about Fergie again.
Plech: Too late, you spastic. I'm going to give it to you good.
Diarra: Hey, you can't call me spastic anymore! I'm telling DA2.
Plech: Shut up, you smelly Paki!
Diarra: That's not allowed either Colin.
Plech: Don't call me Colin, nigger!
Diarra: That's racist, Colin.
Plech: Refer to me as Colin again and I'll jihad your muslim arse.
Diarra: You can't talk about muslims either.
Plech: Oh shut up, you hypocritical gutless mod!
Diarra: Oh Colin. Thats so sexy.
Plech: You like that huh?
Diarra: Yes... and can you shift that leg just a little bit, you're crushing me.



Pause


Diarra: Colin?
Plech: What did I say about you calling me that.
Diarra: Come on. That's your name and it's lovely.
Plech: Shut up, Yatta. Now what did you want.
Diarra: Just wanted to compliment you on your lovely ponytail..
Plech: I DON'T HAVE A PONYTAIL!! That's it, bend over, you spastic. I'm doing you again..
Diarra: Oh Colin.....



Time passes



Diarra: Col... Plech?
Plech: Yeah?
Diarra: You do have a lovely big nose, you know.
Plech: Thanks. It's hereditary. My ancestors are from the middle east.
Diarra: Yes, yes. Good. Could you...erm... you know..
Plech: What?
Diarra: Rim me?
Plech: Yes, you spastic... yes!
 

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Suresh said:


Diarra: Colin, please stop. I won't make stupid comments about Fergie again.
Plech: Too late, you spastic. I'm going to give it to you good.
Diarra: Hey, you can't call me spastic anymore! I'm telling DA2.
Plech: Shut up, you smelly Paki!
Diarra: That's not allowed either Colin.
Plech: Don't call me Colin, nigger!
Diarra: That's racist, Colin.
Plech: Refer to me as Colin again and I'll jihad your muslim arse.
Diarra: You can't talk about muslims either.
Plech: Oh shut up, you hypocritical gutless mod!
Diarra: Oh Colin. Thats so sexy.
Plech: You like that huh?
Diarra: Yes... and can you shift that leg just a little bit, you're crushing me.



Pause


Diarra: Colin?
Plech: What did I say about you calling me that.
Diarra: Come on. That's your name and it's lovely.
Plech: Shut up, Yatta. Now what did you want.
Diarra: Just wanted to compliment you on your lovely ponytail..
Plech: I DON'T HAVE A PONYTAIL!! That's it, bend over, you spastic. I'm doing you again..
Diarra: Oh Colin.....



Time passes



Diarra: Col... Plech?
Plech: Yeah?
Diarra: You do have a lovely big nose, you know.
Plech: Thanks. It's hereditary. My ancestors are from the middle east.
Diarra: Yes, yes. Good. Could you...erm... you know..
Plech: What?
Diarra: Rim me?
Plech: Yes, you spastic... yes!
I don't see the fecking picture!