Florida Man
Cartoon expert and crap superhero
How do you explain the phenomenon of Florida Man?
https://www.reddit.com/r/FloridaMan/
Everything I've read about Florida suggests it's a hellhole. Packed full of tourists combined with rednecks combined with humidity and hurricanes.
Of course that'll probably be entirely wrong but still.
Honestly I don't really want to visit the US at the minute, I don't believe that it isn't in some way exactly how it's currently portrayed and that's enough to put me off, even if the chances of it being like that are minute to say the least. I've wanted to go for years and go from coast to coast but I just really can't think of it, or the people positively at the minute.
Sad I know and I'm willing to hold my hands up and admit I wouldn't know unless I went but that's the power of what's going on over there at the minute. Trump truly sickens me to my core and I don't want any part of something he controls.
It was a joke considering my location status being what it is. In fairness, Florida is crazy. It's history is crazy. But don't let the media determine your reality. Trump is an embarrassment to the nation and many people feel this way, Floridians included. Living here is one thing, but don't be put off from visiting (Cocoa Beach is wank, though) because of an asshat running the country. As far as idiots living here, just remember that this is Earth and idiots are everywhere. Alternatively, some people here are put off by places like Spain or Germany because they're afraid to be ran over by a van or blown up. Also look at it this way — I was in DC just over two weeks ago and observed countless foreigners going about their business with no problem. Even Saudi women fully covered head-to-toe were out with their kids taking photos of the White House.