Music The worst song you've heard this week

[Scrumpet]

I need a thread to rant at all the especially shit pop music that I am subjected to. Here is the first entry.


"Oh I know, let's write a song that names all different places around the world, that's never been done before and it'll make everyone feel included. Then let's auto-tune the shit out of it so that whoever hears it has to wonder for a second if it's supposed to be ironic before they decide 'no, it's just an utterly shit song'"

I don't really mind if no one joins in. I'm enjoying myself. I bet Labrinth is reeling from that scathing critique.

 

[rcoobc]

That actually deserves to be up there with Friday.

 

[Minkaro]

Tbh, I thought that other really popular Labrinth song (the one with Tinie Tempah) was rubbish too. The music to it is fine, but the rest of it is just appalling.

 

[Sw33t]

I heard that song on Radio 1 this afternoon. Terrrrrrrrible.

 

[cinc]

 

[Scrumpet]

The chorus is brilliant.

 

[cinc]

The chorus is brilliant.

And some of those are pretty well known singers from the 80s.

More information: Unofficial Speak Fan Site

 

[Scrumpet]

Now I don't mind MIA but this is so poor. There isn't really any redeeming factor. The lyrics are especially shite and she doesn't sound like she could be arsed with all this singing business.

Edit: MIA gets a late reprieve because this is far worse. Jesus. 25 million people have watched this shit on youtube.

 

[Sir Matt]

The dancing, singing, and everything else is...hilariously bad.

 

[Wonder Pigeon]

My sister was saying the other day that people in school and on Facebook kept talking about Labyrinth and she didn't know what they meant. She said she thought they were talking about the David Bowie movie.

 

[cinc]

Scrumpet, for a while I've thought you've ruined my earphones with that second video. You didnt, but you took away my innocence.

 

[Solius]

Any song by The King Blues. Horrendous band.

 

[Scrumpet]

Scrumpet, for a while I've thought you've ruined my earphones with that second video. You didnt, but you took away my innocence.

You must now trick someone else into listening to it. Knowing that you're not alone in suffering is the only thing that helps.

 

[jeston]

you a you a stupid hoe

 

[utdalltheway]

most anything by Katie Perry. pure feckin rubbish.

of course she makes shit loads of money off it so good for her but feckin hell, my ears!

 

[Scrumpet]

I like all Katy Perry songs. It shames me but I can't deny it.

 

[Pogue Mahone]

That's amazing.

Not many musicians have a name that so accurately describes their vocal style.

 

[cinc]

There's more:

 

[Zarlak]

Completely ruined it.

 

[Sally Cinnamon]

Edit: MIA gets a late reprieve because this is far worse. Jesus. 25 million people have watched this shit on youtube.

 

[EricaNo7]

Madonna's new one is a bit ropey

 

[cinc]

I have a winner:

 

[Eleven.]

This is truly horrific.

 

[pillory]

Now I don't mind MIA but this is so poor. There isn't really any redeeming factor.

Interesting. I really like that one.

 

[TuTuHimm]

 

[Mick1991]

 

[vanthaman]

I've heard genie in a bottle on the radio twice this week

 

[Sally Cinnamon]

 

[Scrumpet]

I was thinking of bumping this thread myself when I read the Benny Banks thread!

 

[cinc]

Thats shocking, but has nothing on Big Freeda.

 

[pauldyson1uk]

I as just about to post the very same , dreadful

 

[pauldyson1uk]

I have a winner:

WTF is this shit

 

[Scrumpet]

You know when you're browsing youtube and before you know it you've ended up in an odd and terrifying place? This just happened to me.


It doesn't even deserve to be in this thread. It's brilliant!

 

[pauldyson1uk]

You know when you're browsing youtube and before you know it you've ended up in an odd and terrifying place. This just happened to me.


It doesn't even deserve to be in this thread. It's brilliant!

 

[Smores]

Edit: MIA gets a late reprieve because this is far worse. Jesus. 25 million people have watched this shit on youtube.

I don't understand this world I'm going to go listen to Gershwin and probably never turn the radio on ever again.

 

[cinc]

I don't understand this world I'm going to go listen to Gershwin and probably never turn the radio on ever again.

Some of this shit makes even 2Unlimited or Rednex look good...

 

[Adebesi]

 

[Scrumpet]

The worst music video ever?



Oh and Cotton-Eye Joe is great, cinc!

 

[cinc]

I raise:

 

[pauldyson1uk]

I call that raise with.