Twentysixther Thread

[alonso767]

little freak the late night geek,
gay porn he does always seek,
he's secretly peter crouch, something for which i can vouch,
he distributes chocolate cake, with naked men he did bake,
peter crouch lanky, likes to wanky,
freak

 

[k-standred]

@ alonso

 

[Plechazunga]

Yorkshire Blyth rode to Rotherhithe
On a lame old donkey, collecting tithes...
Looks like friar tuck and has never had a feck
Benign...web design...
Blythy

 

[alonso767]

Don't call me dear, you vicious liar.

Stamford will desperately want the research job on this one if it's a chance to see me in my undies.

My response is not a 26ther because I find the form artistically limiting...

Alonso's a pathetic feck
At his jokes only Freak will yuck yuck
He did a Gonzo with Xabi Alonso
Now with genital herpes he's stuck.

silly old jason in need of a poetry mason,
when he sees naked men he surely does hasten,
cant write poems like 26 because he's quite thick
artistically limited, mentally inhibited
jason

 

[alonso767]

@ alonso

alright then, give it a go, its not easy. we're not all plechs.

 

[k-standred]

alright then, give it a go, its not easy. we're not all plechs.

i meant i thought it was good.

 

[blythy]

Yorkshire Blyth rode to Rotherhithe
On a lame old donkey, collecting tithes...
Looks like friar tuck and has never had a feck
Benign...web design...
Blythy

Friar Tuck

 

[alonso767]

i meant i thought it was good.

haha oh right. i cant read good, my apologies.

 

[alonso767]

k-standred, with other men he lies in bed,
'my location is the center of the universe' is what he said,
laughing at alonso while he looks like Gonzo
without a mate, his period's late,
k-strandred

 

[Big Andy]

Ponytail Pletch, the Pangolin Rimmer
Cruising round zoo's, looking like David Shwimmer,
Likes the little critters, straight up the "Gary Glitters"
Aardvark, Mammal nark
Pletch Lad.

Quality mate...

 

[k-standred]

k-standred, with other men he lies in bed,
'my location is the center of the universe' is what he said,
laughing at alonso while he looks like Gonzo
without a mate, his period's late,
k-strandred

alonso767, a total iq of eleven,
he's a little slow, maybe from devon,
don't start this beef, else i'll knock out your teeth,
granny stabbin, handbag grabbin,
alonso767

 

[alonso767]

alonso767, a total iq of eleven,
he's a little slow, maybe from devon,
don't start this beef, else i'll knock out your teeth,
granny stabbin, handbag grabbin,
alonso767

im impressed, my names tough to rhyme too

 

[Big Andy]

K-standred, has a reinforced bed,
and a real-feel doll that gives him head,
Thinks he's Hasselhoff, but he's more like Richard Gough,
Pencil, no lead.
K-Standred.

 

[k-standred]

K-standred, has a reinforced bed,
and a real-feel doll that gives him head,
Thinks he's Hasselhoff, but he's more like Richard Gough,
Pencil, no lead.
K-Standred.

 

[Sultan]

Every morning,evening in the S-bend, he arrives,
Pooing in the bowl with a thunderous bang,
Big Pooh.
Big Bad Pooh.
Big Pooh...

Gleefully emerged from the bowels of Lady Blunder,
And into the bowl with one big splash.
Big Pooh.
Big Bad Pooh.
Big Pooh...

 

[Big Andy]

Every morning,evening in the S-bend, he arrives,
Pooing in the bowl with a thunderous bang,
Big Pooh.
Big Bad Pooh.
Big Pooh...

Gleefully emerged from the bowels of Lady Blunder,
And into the bowl with one big splash.
Big Pooh.
Big Bad Pooh.
Big Pooh...

that is truly, truly the wankest 26'ther ever.

EVER.

 

[Wobbly]

K-Standred likes a grind with the dead,
Sleeps in coffins, recieving head,
Always on his back, perverted necrophiliac,
Likes Stiffs & Whiffs,
K-StandDead.

 

[Wobbly]

Every morning,evening in the S-bend, he arrives,
Pooing in the bowl with a thunderous bang,
Big Pooh.
Big Bad Pooh.
Big Pooh...

Gleefully emerged from the bowels of Lady Blunder,
And into the bowl with one big splash.
Big Pooh.
Big Bad Pooh.
Big Pooh...

Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime.....

 

[alonso767]

sultan, whose poetry is a bit broken,
has no talent, id rather watch bolton,
by posting on a current event he cant pay his rent,
hoping heaven with an iq of seven,
former redsultan

 

[Sultan]

that is truly, truly the wankest 26'ther ever.

EVER.

 

[k-standred]

Big Andy, at weekends he's named Mandy,
wears a dress, likes cock flavoured candy,
He's going bald, a wig maker needs to be called,
Man-whore, total bore,
Big Andy

 

[k-standred]

Every morning,evening in the S-bend, he arrives,
Pooing in the bowl with a thunderous bang,
Big Pooh.
Big Bad Pooh.
Big Pooh...

Gleefully emerged from the bowels of Lady Blunder,
And into the bowl with one big splash.
Big Pooh.
Big Bad Pooh.
Big Pooh...

 

[USDevil]

Red Cafe, home to Red Devils and a City castaway,
Shelter to a few Scousers and Highbury Gays,
We'll let you have fun until we find you're a WUM,
transfer muppets, ban the feckwits,
Red Cafe.

 

[Edgio]

Oh bollox, I'll have a go

Stamford Bridge has a miniscule widge
You could say he’s hung like a midge
Goes out on the scav like a true Chelsea chav
Loves Lampard, Retard
Stamford.

 

[alonso767]

dear old flash always posts useless trash,
now retarded, he smoked too much hash,
he hails from new york, he's not allowed to eat pork,
cant cook, never read a book,
flash

 

[very Ruud]

CR7, aged eleven,
sniffs ronnie's undies, and he's in heaven,
must be on pills, and wants be slickskillz,
likes boys, from Devon.
CR7

 

[Murt]

Warrington, man of the ppl, friend of stars,
met Carra at a wedding and came in his drawers,
said Mike was to come, back to the slum,
now hes the source of lots of Caf fun,
Warrington

 

[golden_blunder]

Gillespie, King of the Wums
an arse fan, he likes his bums
gay freddie floats his boat
only time hes here is when its time to gloat
Faggot

 

[spinoza]

Gillespie, King of the Wums
an arse fan, he likes his bums
gay freddie floats his boat
only time hes here is when its time to gloat
Faggot

Good one

 

[alonso767]

very ruud is one queer dude,
in homosexual acts with cr7fan he does collude,
he says bullshits twice per second, and prefers to take it up the bellend,
massive queer, fancies david weir,
very ruud

 

[golden_blunder]

Hoomanronaldo, the gansta rapper
His raps were shit, could they have been crapper?
Thought he was big but was really a tard
Half the Caf outrapped him, it wasnt hard
Hoomanronaldo

 

[golden_blunder]

CR7Fan, model looks and hair dye
kissed the girls and made them cry
when the boys came out to play
he kissed them too because hes gay
Slickskillz

 

[golden_blunder]

Flashwok, king of smilies
posting links and annoying Miley
He's got an enemy, his names Yadda
New Id every week, its getting Sadda
Flash/Yadda

 

[sincher]

Fat Frank Lamppost, likes a spit roast,
Records it all, and lavs it the most,
Bangs rough hos - Su'agoaws!
'Yeah fanks, that skank's
Fat Frank's'

 

[FLASHWOK]

Flashwok, king of smilies
posting links and annoying Miley
He's got an enemy, his names Yadda
New Id every week, its getting Sadda
Flash/Yadda

you've done better.

 

[very Ruud]

very ruud is one queer dude,
in homosexual acts with cr7fan he does collude,
he says bullshits twice per second, and prefers to take it up the bellend,
massive queer, fancies david weir,
very ruud

 

[sincher]

Nice red charlie, rides a Harley,
Holidays in Skeg, or Bali
Gives good thread, shit in bed,
Likes Dali, looks gnarly,
Red Charlie

 

[alonso767]

dirty yianni, he's not azerbaijani,
fancies men wearing armani,
he hails from greece and wants to marry his niece,
one euro cup, it was just a screw up,
yianni

 

[Number7]

dirty yianni, he's not azerbaijani,
fancies men wearing armani,
he hails from greece and wants to marry his niece,
one euro cup, it was just a screw up,
yianni

 

[golden_blunder]

RedCharlie, a top bloke
would give you his last penny even when broke
A gentleman, with many talents some hidden
bolloxs to that who am i kidding
Chaz

ps only joking mate