Just because May couldn't finger herself to foxes being killed, she's decided to get revenge on those of us who have slightly less perverse desires.
UK government to force users to provide credit card details to access porn sites
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It's because they're w*nkers.
I don't live in the UK, thankfully
For now, I have absolutely unlimited access to porn.Stumbled across... As in hands slipped on the keyboard and wrote Tittes in my face!
Matt Hancock is the aptly named minister in charge.
Have you heard that interview of her being asked what's the naughtiest thing she's ever done? She says "when we were young we ran through the farmers corn field, I bet he wouldn't have been too happy about that!". Couldn't be more beige if she tried. Either that or she is a sordid deviant trying to hide behind the conservatism.
I'm not sure I can un think this. You may be due a substantial counselling bill for all the readers of this post.
Not so long ago, I saw two 21 years old guys swearing that they never masturbated and never watched porn in their lives. I don't even understand the lie.
Conclusion: 35% of 15 to 16-year-olds are liars.
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Insurance companies to launch "Porn Insurance" scheme where-in you can protect your credit card for fraud on a porn site.
I used to lie about when i was a kid.
I think it was a 'I dont want to talk about this, so im going to deny its existence' kind of thing
Looks like Labour will be collecting a significant percentage of the male vote.
If only there was some kind of filtration system parents or guardians could use to restrict content.
10 years ago yes, but these days access on phones and smart devices makes that trickier. Plus not all parents are that switched on and the rest of the peer group will still therefore be affected.
Credit cards aren't going to solve that. All it takes is a VPN.
You are right, but the government don't seem to understand that the advent of the smartphone has meant that the cat is firmly out of the bag and nothing is going to get it back in there. This legislation is useless to stop things being shared via the likes of WhatsApp, which is where porn will be shared if this goes through.
Can the UK force non-British porn sites to comply with this?
No but they can force ISP's to block their IP addresses.
It'll just create a black market. Now's the time to invest in VPN stocks.
I might open a market for the british pervs.
Get a prepaid card with £5 on it. You really dont want to be giving your credit card details out to porn sites.
Also, get a VPN.
Also just dont worry about it, this will never happen
I think if this happens, one porn site will be hacked and have all the details leaked much like Ashley Madison.
Its been 24 hours since the new doctor who was announced.
Both the sun and mail have published topless pictures of her.
I'll believe handycock wants to protect kids when he starts censuring those rags.
PS, dave cameron just spent £10k on his custom shed, the mastabatorium, hes got to be annoyed.
Both the sun and mail have published topless pictures of her.
I'll believe handycock wants to protect kids when he starts censuring those rags.
PS, dave cameron just spent £10k on his custom shed, the mastabatorium, hes got to be annoyed.
Must be weird to land the biggest role of your life only to have some rag publish semi nude photos of you.
I'm not worried as I don't live in the UK. I was just curious.
Isn't about porn. Just another message of "we own you". It should come as no real surprise, for years western governments have been relentless in revoking as many freedoms as possible. It's common knowledge that facebook/google spies on you, that TVs record you but no one cares. No one stopped using them. So of course they will keep on pushing with it all.
I'm on a thread about porn and my Redcafe adverts are selling me credit cards. I miss my Russian Brides. What the fck is happening to this country that I fought two world wars and three black Fridays for?
What the fck is happening to this country that I fought two world wars and three black Fridays for?Stock up on VPNs lads, winter is coming.
Killed Page 3 for looney feminists with no tits of their own, and forced shops to sell lad mags like Nuts and Zoo in 'modesty bags' both now defunct under their government.
Now there's an excuse at least
Feck, how is @2 Man Midfield going to access his incest porn now?
I'll sort something out. Sunday lunch just got harder though.
Won't happpen, its an empty policy announcement. Seems to be a week of them for Tory PR.
I am sure that no unscrupulous porn site will consider setting up with the specific intention of obtaining credit card details of unsuspecting pervs.
You would think that reasonably intelligent people would have some imagination, wouldn't you?
You would think that reasonably intelligent people would have some imagination, wouldn't you?
Great headline
For a second I read it like "Govt needs to work on their kinkiness"
Pretty sure MPs are well-versed in kinkiness. Fine work from the Sky subs though.
Better to delay it now rather than find a load of gaping holes when it launches