Medical tomorrow apparently
United sign Jadon Sancho - Dortmund CEO Waltzing No More!
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It better be the best announcement we've waited a year for this
He should either play a violin or an electric guitar. And smash a piano to smithereens
No instrument please. That died with sanchez.
The biggest of days.
It's going to be worth it, I can see it now, Jadon walking towards the camera with piano's exploding left right and centre behind him, Jadon winks to the camera and says nothing but 'you love to see it'It better be the best announcement we've waited a year for this
NiceIt's going to be worth it, I can see it now, Jadon walking towards the camera with piano's exploding left right and centre behind him, Jadon winks to the camera and says nothing but 'you love to see it'
It's going to be worth it, I can see it now, Jadon walking towards the camera with piano's exploding left right and centre behind him, Jadon winks to the camera and says nothing but 'you love to see it'
To be honest that would be fantastic. Self-referential enough to be tongue in cheek, but also petty enough for rival fans to hate it.It's going to be worth it, I can see it now, Jadon walking towards the camera with piano's exploding left right and centre behind him, Jadon winks to the camera and says nothing but 'you love to see it'
Sancho smashing a piano would seriously be brilliant
Smashing a piano with Alexis Sanchez would be even better.Sancho smashing a piano would seriously be brilliant
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Is that big enough to smuggle a piano in as well?
It's happeninggggggggg.
That looks like a hearse. I hope he did pass that medical...
I see a black vehicle and the driver and no Sancho in it
can't believe the day is finally here. What was the line in Titanic? "It's been 84 years ..."
bloody brilliant player, I can't wait to see him play for us for the first time.
bloody brilliant player, I can't wait to see him play for us for the first time.
Glad to see this has finally come to a resolution and it's going to be brilliant seeing him in Red. He was a big fish that we needed to catch but we still have some work to be done to make this summer really impactful.
It's a decoy he's in the white van behind
Plot twist, That's Varane!
Fab Rom says medical done etc.
How has the caf not seen a pic of him in some car or entering carrington or behind a bed sheet etc.
Muppets you have let us down!!
How has the caf not seen a pic of him in some car or entering carrington or behind a bed sheet etc.
Muppets you have let us down!!
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Later this week? Feck off why not today?
Doesn't our new kit get unveiled on thursday?
Makes sense to combine the two announcements.
Woodward and Co. are going to milk this to the very last drop. That’s how our big transfers usually go.
All the bed-sheets were used when Carrington was invaded
Hes going to be a superstar here. Not a doubt in my mind
Have they put him in the trunk?
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Phil Jones insisted on riding in the front seat.
Jadon Signedcho.
Finally. Reveal the new kit with him alone, I wouldn't mind.
Finally. Reveal the new kit with him alone, I wouldn't mind.
The board have finally coughed up an Alexis Sanchez replacement. Hopefully Sancho will be what Sanchez was meant to be.
Now we just need the Lukaku replacement.
Now we just need the Lukaku replacement.
Somebody is desperate for some credit
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Lukakez?