Let's face it - everyone has an opinion about everything. And while it's perfectly reasonable for football followers to declare opposition players - or their own team's - as ugly or fat or whatever, that automatically makes them aware of the looks and appeal of every player they encounter, and therefore we all have our views on who are good looking as well. So let's put our homophobia and prejudices aside, and look at the most handsome eleven players in the united squad!
My team plays a fairly unbalanced 3-4-3 formation, with emphasis on attack - because defending simply ain't pretty, and that's a fact.
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Ben Foster
An example of rugged manliness, Foster beats out VDS and Kuszcack rather easily for the goalkeeper's spot. His no-fuzz good looks and down to earth mentality is a sure winner with the gals.
Gerard Pique
The spaniard returns to Old Trafford after a successful loan spell at Real Zaragoza, and although he's by no means certain to establish himself at Old Trafford, his strong facial features and defining eyebrows make him a ladykiller of the highest degree. I could see him go for the shaved Veron look when he's a bit older.
Gabriel Heinze
Two or three decades ago, United's left flank would have been littered with women's panties when Heinze was playing. The epitome of the latin lover, and rounds off the package with passion and a great sense of humor.
Patrice Evra
Let's face it - all girls like a little naughty. And they don't get much more naughty then Patrice Evra. Between robbing and vandalising the streets of paris, stating that failing to cut it at OT would make him "the king of all cnuts" and calling Lampard a "motherf**ker" on camera, he's established himself as a great leftback with a mean streak. And he has looked good doing it.
Nani
Our new recruit is thin, athletic, flexible and extremely black, and his innocent looks will be sure to stir up some motherly affections from girls all around - which he'll take advantage off quite easily to rack up his tail tally.
Hargreaves
What can we say? He looks like he was sculpted by Michelangelo himself, and his curly locks and deep eyes are sure to hypnotize. One of the best looking men around. And his stamina on the field is sure to give a hint to what's to come off it.
My team plays a fairly unbalanced 3-4-3 formation, with emphasis on attack - because defending simply ain't pretty, and that's a fact.
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Ben Foster
An example of rugged manliness, Foster beats out VDS and Kuszcack rather easily for the goalkeeper's spot. His no-fuzz good looks and down to earth mentality is a sure winner with the gals.
Gerard Pique
The spaniard returns to Old Trafford after a successful loan spell at Real Zaragoza, and although he's by no means certain to establish himself at Old Trafford, his strong facial features and defining eyebrows make him a ladykiller of the highest degree. I could see him go for the shaved Veron look when he's a bit older.
Gabriel Heinze
Two or three decades ago, United's left flank would have been littered with women's panties when Heinze was playing. The epitome of the latin lover, and rounds off the package with passion and a great sense of humor.
Patrice Evra
Let's face it - all girls like a little naughty. And they don't get much more naughty then Patrice Evra. Between robbing and vandalising the streets of paris, stating that failing to cut it at OT would make him "the king of all cnuts" and calling Lampard a "motherf**ker" on camera, he's established himself as a great leftback with a mean streak. And he has looked good doing it.
Nani
Our new recruit is thin, athletic, flexible and extremely black, and his innocent looks will be sure to stir up some motherly affections from girls all around - which he'll take advantage off quite easily to rack up his tail tally.
Hargreaves
What can we say? He looks like he was sculpted by Michelangelo himself, and his curly locks and deep eyes are sure to hypnotize. One of the best looking men around. And his stamina on the field is sure to give a hint to what's to come off it.
Don't tell me you wrote all these.
It would have been a good piece of writing if it was written by girl!!!