I bet he'll be joining the BNP next what with his labelling black people as black...
United's 07/08 handsome XI!
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
It was not explicitly stated that Evra is Black. Unless of course you mean "robbing and vandalising the streets" indirectly means he's black.
But that's racist.
But that's racist.
You could call him a "leftblack"?
exactly, redwhiteblack obviously connects that to being black. Which is true prejudice and racism, not just saying "he's black."Leftblack
I like that.I'm no homophobe, but I just cant help but find this a little disturbing.
Anderson
The last of our new signings, and they all make the grade. A handsome, young, successful black man with talent and determination. Look for some interesting hairstyles from him in the future.
Chris Eagles
Although he probably scores the most points with the homosexual following at the moment with his awful haircut and scrawny body, he certainly has a pretty face and is in this XI on merit, although we're not quite sure if he'll be in the squad come the beginning of the season. Enjoy it while you can, Chrissy boy.
Ronaldo
Even though Michelangelo did a great job on Hargreaves, this would have been his masterpiece. One of the most talked-about players in the world, it took him mere months to make United fans forget about David Beckham, and now a few years later has not only grown into manhood, but has also established himself as one of the best players in the world. Even Remy has started wanking to his stepovers.
Guiseppe Rossi
One of my personal favourites. His small stature doesn't take anything away from his boyish charms, and his italian eyes are sure to melt the ladies. He's gifted with an inventive brain and quick wit, and you just have the feeling he'll succeed in whatever it is he sets his mind to, both football as well as wooing the ladies.
Giggs
Sure, most of these boys are very impressive, but they're still boys... Giggs had it as a boy, he had it as a young man and he now has it as a senior in the squad. He's an all natural ball of exploding sexappeal and his hairy chest and good looks will never go out of style. An icon of both football and sexappeal.
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Honourable mentions go to Carrick , who lost out to Anderson, and Park for being so damn cuddly.
Full marks for effort, and originality though.
Having said that, I'd like to cuddle Park for a bit.
How is it rascist?
Pointing out someones black when describing his physical appearance is not rascist. If we were describing a 'handsome' basketball eleven or whatever, and only one or two players were white, do you not thinking we would point this out.
I'm black, that some people think the mere mention of the feckin word is rascist these days is a feckin joke...
While the Mods sure came up with your new title pretty quick.
Leftblack
Unless of course you're always coming up with stuff like this..
The Admins are quick here; already changed the tag.
'Author of gayest thread 07/08'
Priceless BUT ballsy.
The season hasn't even started yet and you are putting your eggs into one basket.
'Author of gayest thread 07/08'
Priceless BUT ballsy.
The season hasn't even started yet and you are putting your eggs into one basket.
Anderson? Eagles? I can appreciate the other nine (as much as a hetero male can), but I don't see it in them. I'd probably have went for Saha and Smudger myself.
Tongue-in-cheek, obviously... Everyone - White, black, brown and yellow are all laughing at this thread. It's typical redcafe humour - at least it used to be..
Even Marcos and Brad flirting couldn't out camp Bergen's masterpiece here. I'd say the tag is safe for the year.
Bury_Red why are you in Singapore for? How long do you intend to stay here?
Gay but nice thread lol
Exactly! This kind of humor used to rule the roost on here... I miss those days. Nothing wrong with trying to get them back.
What a bunch of homophobes these caffites! Gayest est thread ever
Ranting on about men being attractive or handsome or what makes them appealing in a sexual/social manner makes you a refined and modern heterosexual, does it? You pansy.
In India at the moment, live in Singapore at the moment but most of my work is in India so will most likely end up moving the family over here when my daughter's schooling finishes in just over 12 months. Been out in Asia for 6 years+ now and have no real plans to head back to the UK as long as the work out here keeps up.
No it gives me a sense of humour. And it also means know what this place used to be all about - being able to let go a little and make fun of yourself as well as others, all in good spirit though.
So feck you, spend a bit more time than two months on the forum before you think you're anything more than a barely noticable blip on the radar.
Why don't you use your sense of humour in your humour(l)ess thread, then, and perceive that my comment to you was merely a bit of fun.
haha
I do believe this is this thread's theme song.
isn't that that bloke from prison break?
Its the inside that counts, cnuts!
For your sake Bergen, i hope that you're female.
He could be! We all assumed Bergen was male..
weird that you didn't state how any of our white lads are actually white though.
why do you reckon that is?
what a twatish thread, very gayThis is a piss take thread right?? Please say it is!!! If not its like running into a lions den with steak tied to your balls..........
Out of interest, why is he called Tea Bag?
Young Chicken (of the coast)
Young Chicken (of the coast)
Gotta agree that Gary is the spitting image of T-Bag.
I am so upset you missed out Smithy. He is so sexy.
I am so upset you missed out Smithy. He is so sexy.
Well, given the fact that I'm stating these players' qualities, I probably didn't mention it because I don't think it's to their advantage.
So that makes me racist against whites, but I'm allowed to you see, since I'm white myself.
I stated that Heinze was a typical latin lover, yet you don't mention that. fecking PC cnut.
his name is theodore bagwell.
he had too much to drink round at Bergen's house one night and...
Smithy would have been in with a shout if he didn't dye his hair that horrible color.
lighten up g's! there's nowt racist about stating that someone is black!
Firstly,I know guys would would describe themselves as 'black' so I think its acceptable.
Secondly Bergens taste in men is well dodgy
Secondly Bergens taste in men is well dodgy
Are you one of those who thinks Rio and Rooney are hot?Firstly,I know guys would would describe themselves as 'black' so I think its acceptable.
Secondly Bergens taste in men is well dodgy