United's 07/08 handsome XI!
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
How many girls have we got on this ship anyhow? You all need to grow some balls, start a "Best XI to send to vietnaam" thread. Now that would be a MANS thread.
Yes, i've just realised this thread is 2 months old... My apologies...
Wtf does Vietnam got to do with this thread ? and it's a single 'a'.
Never mind, it's quite obviously gone way over your simple head. I was trying to re-address the balance by simply stating that a thread should be created about the top XI you'd want to back you up if you were at war. Say Stam, Vidic et al. You get the idea yet? Or would you like pictures too? Maybe a pie chart?
Racist.
Nani is so graceful!
Nani celebrating a goal for Sporting.
this is quite humourous, in the gayest possible way, still it's funny enough.
i wonder how sad was this guy when becks got transfered
If I'm a girl, Maybe, I'll have a fantasy about Vidic.
You don't get to shag with the Drago all day
You don't get to shag with the Drago all day
What guy?
That's a good shout, but he's not handsome though. Girls would probably love a good pounding from him, but it's not because of good looks.If I'm a girl, Maybe, I'll have a fantasy about Vidic.
You don't get to shag with the Drago all day
Yep. This is the least hetrosexual thread i've ever come across.
That'll have to depend on the age of the girls.
17-20 they'll go for Ronie for sure, But I bet the older lady's prefer a more "rough" treatment of Russia's pride!
gay but hilarious!I'm going to bump this because it's so damn GAY.
Bergen is such a fag.
Look at Gary. He looks very much like T-Bag...
Its the inside that counts, cnuts!
@ "extremely black" Didn't catch this last time - top thread, Bergen!And it's always funny to see all the blokes afraid to say a man looks good, but still waste no time pointing out an ugly one. Surely both evidence you actually notice and consider looks?
This thread reeks of homosexuality.
This thread is gayer than Julian clary on Clapham Common at 4:00am looking for Kevin Spacey's dog.
look at that glorious stache!
Its the inside that counts, cnuts!
Finally someone who gets it.
And it's always funny to see all the blokes afraid to say a man looks good, but still waste no time pointing out an ugly one. Surely both evidence you actually notice and consider looks?
Can't have one without the other.
for those who might like to add some of our newer signings ... great thread bergen ..
Michael Owen is a sexy beast
I forgot how gay this thread was
SortedI forgot how gay the cafe was
Half off the list isn't even playing here anymore
I'm afraid the loss of Cristiano is going to put us in among the beauty league relegation fodder. A sad day indeed.Half off the list isn't even playing here anymore
On the plus side: Tevez out, Owen in has to count in our favour.
Let's pray to the gay gods we don't sign Ribery..
Foster
Rafael Evans Vidic Evra
Erm, Valencia? Hargreaves Fletch Giggs
Berb Owen
Not the best but it's not the worst. Lucky we've got such a big squad though fecking hell. Serial killer Gibson, Rooney, Ubertan, Nani, Rio, Carrick, we're hardly the prettiest side in the world.
Actually I want to just put Hargreaves in every position.
Rafael Evans Vidic Evra
Erm, Valencia? Hargreaves Fletch Giggs
Berb Owen
Not the best but it's not the worst. Lucky we've got such a big squad though fecking hell. Serial killer Gibson, Rooney, Ubertan, Nani, Rio, Carrick, we're hardly the prettiest side in the world.
Actually I want to just put Hargreaves in every position.
I'll bet you do (oo err missus)
Fletcher better looking than Carrick? You're having a laugh.
Neither are exactly stunners.
This is tough, we don't exactly have the most attractive bunch of players, do we?
Foster
Simpson Chester Evans (?)
Valencia Carrick Giggs Nani
Berbatov Macheda
That's the best I could do, I'm stuck of the LB position. The cutest for that spot is probably Fabio.
Foster
Simpson Chester Evans (?)
Valencia Carrick Giggs Nani
Berbatov Macheda
That's the best I could do, I'm stuck of the LB position. The cutest for that spot is probably Fabio.
This is tough, we don't exactly have the most attractive bunch of players, do we?
Foster
Simpson Chester Evans (?)
Valencia Carrick Giggs Nani
Berbatov Macheda
That's the best I could do, I'm stuck of the LB position. The cutest for that spot is probably Fabio.
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Always thought Johnny O'Shea was a bit of a cutieThis is tough, we don't exactly have the most attractive bunch of players, do we?
Foster
Simpson Chester Evans (?)
Valencia Carrick Giggs Nani
Berbatov Macheda
That's the best I could do, I'm stuck of the LB position. The cutest for that spot is probably Fabio.
where are ribery and tevez?
Oh god, thank you so much, I'm forever in your debt. Evra at the LB position then
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