Remember those nights in the 90s when we would stay up all night fretting whether our success was undeserved
'What is it darling, can't sleep?'
"No, it's going round and round in my head: were Andy Cole's eyelashes offside?"
Hours we'd spend desperately trying to upscale the image to a higher resolution. Drawing and redrawing lines. Badgering the ground staff for plans and technical architectural drawings of the stadium so we could make sure we were getting the angles right. It would run our whole season and send us spiralling into a vortex of doubt and shatter our confidence.
Thank feck VAR has ended those days and saved football