Television We didn't all go to Gudger College

[Scrumpet]

 

[Scrumpet]

If you kids can't keep your hands to yourself, I'm gonna turn this car around, and there'll be no Cape Canaveral for anybody!

 

[Damien]

Spoiler

That was a classic.

 

[Cina]

"Hey where's he going?"
"Remember that Old Plymouth we just couldn't fix?"
"We're going to sell him to Mr. Nikapopoplus?"
"You're a dull boy, Billy"

 

[adamwest]

"Hey where's he going?"
"Remember that Old Plymouth we just couldn't fix?"
"We're going to sell him to Mr. Nikapopoplus?"
"You're a dull boy, Billy"

Haha. This is a top thread.

Started buying the seasons on DVD when they first started bringing them out in all the differently shaped cases. I stopped at 11 I think. Going to get them out this weekend

 

[R.N7]

That's it! Back to Winnipeg!

 

[R.N7]

And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords

Homer: I sure could go for a hot dog right about now...
Marge: Homer, we're at a funeral.
Hot Dog Vendor: Hot dogs. Get your hot dogs here.
Homer: Woohoo!
Marge: Do you follow my husband around?
Hot Dog Vendor: Lady, he's putting my kids through college.

I was so gay, but I couldn't tell anyone

 

[R.N7]

 

[Rado_N]

Khlav Kalesh Guy: Fresh Khlav kalash! Get your khlav kalash!
Homer Simpson: Hey, uh, could you go across the street and get me a slice of pizza?
Khlav Kalesh Guy: No pizza, only khlav kalash.
Homer Simpson: Aw, shoot... Oh, all right, all right, gimme one bowl.
Khlav Kalesh Guy: No bowl, stick, stick.

Homer Simpson: [Homer buys one, tries it] Oh, geez! That's just awful.
[finishes it]
Homer Simpson: Now, what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?
Khlav Kalesh Guy: Mountain Dew or Crab Juice.

Homer Simpson: Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice.
[Homer drinks the can of crab juice, then several more]
Homer Simpson: [burps] Uh-oh. Uh, you got a men's room in there?
Khlav Kalesh Guy: Only khlav kalash. Men's room in tower. Tower! Observation deck!

 

[Ubik]

 

[R.N7]

 

[Duffy]

 

[R.N7]

 

[R.N7]

Taxes! The finger thing means the taxes!

Oops, sorry kid!

Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!
He was a zombie?

 

[Duffy]

Hey, Dolph, take a memo on your Newton: beat up Martin.

Homer - But Marge!!! We're missing the Chilli!!!!

 

[Duffy]

Can't find the exact pic it's just after the pic below when Bart and Lisa look out the window...

Lisa - Is that Dad???
Bart - Either that, or Batman's really let himself go!

 

[Duffy]

Homer - Marge!! Is Lisa at Camp Granada?!

Stop that Mr Simpson.

 

[Guy Incognito]

 

[R.N7]

...

Get out of here, Homer!

 

[Duffy]

Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart’s activities but then I’d be afraid of smothering him.
Homer: Yeah, and then we’d get the chair.
Marge: That’s not what I meant.
Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.

Maude - Don't mention S-E-X infront of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!!
Krusty: Sex Cauldron?! I thought they closed that place down!

 

[Ubik]

 

[Liam147]

One of my all time favourite scenes. Absolutely in stitches from it.

 

[R.N7]

 

[Guy Incognito]

Grade me...look at me...evaluate and rank me! Oh, I'm good, good, good, and oh so smart! Grade me!

 

[Liam147]

God that gif looks wrong, she's 8!

 

[Stobzilla]

Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike, myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Loafers, former Gophers

.

If it's clear an yella, you got juice there fella.
If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town

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GREASE ME UP WOMAN !!!!!

 

[R.N7]

 

[R.N7]

 

[Scrumpet]

- Folks, this is your captain speaking. Our nonstop flight to Tahiti will be making a brief layover in North Haverbrook.
- North Haverbrook... where have I heard that name before? Oh, no... OH, NO!

Monorail is definitely one of the best episodes.

 

[Mockney]

Dad, they called me a PC thug!

Oh Lisa, I've been called a greasy thug before too, and it never stops hurting. So here's what we're gonna do: Grease ourselves up real good and trash that place with a baseball bat!

 

[Stobzilla]

Town crier, I'd like to ask some questions. 1. Where's the fife ? 2. Give me the fife.

 

[Mockney]

You've gotta start selling this for more than a dollar a bag. We lost four more men on this expedition!

Apu: If you can think of a better way to get ice, I'd like to hear it?

 

[Olly Gunnar Solskjær]

 

[Ubik]

Saxamaphooooooooooooone...

 

[Stobzilla]

 

[Stobzilla]

"Morning mr. Burns, heres your messages."
"You have 30 minutes to move your car."
"You have 10 minutes to move your car."
"Your car has been impounded."
"Your car has been crushed into a cube."
"You have 30 minutes to move your cube."

"Yello, Mr Burns' office"


"Is it about my cube ?"

 

[R.N7]

 

[Snow]

Monorail is definitely one of the best episodes.

One of Conan O'Brian's best work.

 

[LoveInTheAsylum]

Homer watches Twin Peaks:

Spoiler

Dialing wand:

Spoiler

 

[The White Pele]

Spoiler

"I got the idea when i noticed the refridgerator was cold"

"In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women"

"Owww. They're defending themselves somehow!"

"To the Beemobile!"