Television We didn't all go to Gudger College

[Mockney]

More Mr. Burns, lads.

Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whomever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya.

Hmm? What? Oh, and by that I mean, of course, it's time for the Worker of the Week Award

 

[Gazza]

Skinner on the phone to Chalmers

"I know Weinstein's parents were upset, Superintendent, but I was sure it was a phoney excuse... it sounds so made up, Yom-Kip-pur!"

 

[R.N7]

 

[Solius]

This episode is on C4 right now

 

[Solius]

Now, what is a wedding? Well, Webster's Dictionary describes a wedding as, "The process of removing weeds from one's garden."

 

[amolbhatia50k]

Grew up loving the Simpsons. What would you guys say are the best seasons? Thinking of getting a few.

 

[Solius]

Probably something like Seasons 4 - 9. It started declining when Phil Hartman died.

 

[Stobzilla]

Mr. Burns: Oooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans! Uh oh, the Germans are going to get me!
Horst: Stop it!
Man: Stop, sir.
Mr. Burns: Don't let the Germans come after me. Oh no, the Germans are coming after me.
Man: Please stop the "pretending you are scared" game, please.
Horst: Stop it! Stop it!
Mr. Burns: No! They're so big and strong!
Man: Stop it.
Horst: Stop it, Mr. Burns.
Man: Please stop pretending you are scared of us, please, now.
Mr. Burns: Oh, protect me from the Germans! The Germans--

 

[Gazza]

Grew up loving the Simpsons. What would you guys say are the best seasons? Thinking of getting a few.

Seasons 3-6 are probably the peak of my television watching existence

 

[Gazza]

"I'm sorry, we were talking about chocolate"
"THAT WAS TWENTY MINUTES AGO"

 

[The White Pele]

Skinner: Superintendent, we made the front page today!
Chalmers: Uh, what's that say under your hand there?
Skinner: Hmm? Oh, it's an unrelated article.
Chalmers: It's an unrelated article?
Skinner: Mm hmm.
Chalmers: Within the banner headline?
Skinner: Yes.

 

[Eboue]

How can ace be one and eleven?

 

[R.N7]

Smithers: Simpson! What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at work?
Homer: I made a mistake and Lenny sent me home to think about what I'd done, but I can't remember what I did, so I'm watching TV.
Smithers: Well, Lenny's reign of terror is over.

 

[Liam147]

Homer: You got a job?
Abe: They pay me $800 a week, to tell a cat and mouse what to do!
Homer: I see.... *Pictures himself wheeling Abe off to the nut house*

..

 

[Zen86]

Seasons 3-6 are probably the peak of my television watching existence

Agreed

 

[R.N7]

Tonight, we review an aging Charles Bronson in "Death Wish 9".
I wish I was dead. Oy.

 

[Mockney]

 

[Xander45]

Shake harder boy!

Now if you'll excuse me, all this talk has made me hungry

 

[Mockney]

We'd like to dedicate this next number to a very special woman. She's a hundred years old, and she weighs over two hundred tons.

This enormous woman will devour us all! Aah!

 

[Cina]

That bit was amazing.

 

[Liam147]

Another of my favourites.

Quick! There's a doins a-transpirin'!

 

[R.N7]

Just, just a second here...I don't have your money here...It's in Bill's house...and, and Fred's house!

 

[Gio]

Ned Flanders: Well, I guess this is a case where we'll have to agree to disagree.
Principal Skinner: I don't agree to that.
Ms. Krabappel: Neither do I!

 

[Excal]

“Talkin’ out of turn? That’s a paddlin’. Lookin’ out the window? That’s a paddlin’. Starin’ at my sandals? That’s a paddlin’. Paddlin’ the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that’s a paddlin’.”

 

[Bread]

Wait a minute..This Lesbian Bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap ladies.

 

[Solius]

Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding.

 

[R.N7]

 

[Snow]

 

[Eboue]

I want to go to Mt. Splashmore. Take me take me take me right now.

 

[Stobzilla]

Homer: Hey, Apu, you got that new beer with candy floating in it... Skittlebrau?
Apu: No such product exists sir. You must have dreamt it.
Homer :Well then, just gimme a six pack and a bag of Skittles.

 

[KiD MoYeS]

GO BANANA!

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fishing!
Fishing! Fishing... Fishing!

Lenny: Oh, if they hire a woman we wont be able to spit on the floor!
Carl: And we can't take off our pants when it gets real hot!
Homer: And we wont be able to pee in the drinking fountain!.... Y'know I... if we wanted to.. uh.. not that I ever.. did.

I find the defendant not guilty.
As for science versus religion, I’m issuing a restraining order. Religion must stay five hundred yards from science at all times.

I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty. And if its speed dropped, the bus would explode!
I think it was called.. 'The bus that couldn't slow down.'

 

[Eboue]

I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!

 

[The White Pele]

Spoiler

Homer: Marge, if you don't mind, I'm a little busy right now achieving financial independence.
Marge: With cans of grease?
Homer: <sarcastically> No. With savings and wise investments. Of course, with grease.



Employee: Four pounds of grease … that comes to … sixty-three cents.
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Bart: Dad, all that bacon cost twenty-seven dollars.
Homer: Yeah, but your mom paid for that!
Bart: But doesn't she get her money from you?
Homer: And I get my money from grease! What's the problem?


Homer: Lisa, I can't imagine anyone being more likable than you... but apparently this new girl is. So my advice would be to start copying her in every way.

 

[Scrumpet]

Emu farm!

 

[R.N7]

Mr. Burns: Hurl this (pudding) at THAT (Lenny)
Homer: At Lenny, but he's a war hero!
Mr. Burns: Well lets decorate him, then.
Homer: No!
Mr. Burns: Not even for... four dollars!?
Homer: :hurls it:
Lenny: Ow! My eye, I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!
Mr. Burns: Ahaha, that was capital! My lung is aching.
Homer: I like when I threw the pudding!
Mr. Burns: Do it again! I'll make it an even eight.
Homer: You're the boss :hurls another:
Lenny: Ow! I'm in hell!
Mr. Burns: Let's keep the laugh's coming eh, Simpson? Let's say I make you my executive in charge of recreation. No, better yet.. my prank monkey!
Homer: Will you keep giving me money?
Mr. Burns: I can't have my little monkey running around in rags!
Homer: Woohoo! :hurls another pudding, at Carl:
Carl: HEY!
Mr. Burns: What are you doing, man!? That's Carl!

 

[The White Pele]

Emu farm!

"You're priceless, Marge!"

 

[Eboue]

Are you talking to me?

No, my son is also named Bort.

 

[R.N7]

Oh, man! Ned spelled ink all over my poems. He’s a real flat tire, I mean a cube, man. He’s putting us on the train to Squaresville

 

[Eboue]

http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-simpsons-in-10-episodes,89184/

 

[Eboue]

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