Television We didn't all go to Gudger College

[Snow]

 

[Lynk]

Homer: Jump, Free Willy, jump! Jump with all your might!

[The little boy's hopeful face turns into that of terror. Willy falls on him, ultimately crushing him]

Woman: Oh, no. Willy didn’t make it. And he crushed our boy.

Man: Ew. What a mess.

Homer: Ooh, I don’t like this new director’s cut.

 

[R.N7]

Simpson, you diabolical...

 

[Mockney]

Needs more dog

 

[R.N7]

Fireman: Homer, this...this is never easy to say. I'm going to have to saw your arms off.
Homer: They'll grow back, right?
Fireman: Oh, er, yeah.
Homer: Whew!
Fireman: Wait Homer, are you just holding onto the can?
Homer: Your point being...?

 

[sammymc]

 

[Xander45]

Argh! Who would've thought a whale could be so heavy?

 

[R.N7]

Dr. Hibbert: You do have insurance, don't you?

 

[Dan]

Canadian Ned Flanders.

http://viraltoob.com/media/canadian-ned-flanders

 

[Sally Cinnamon]

 

[R.N7]

Don’t look at me… DON’T LOOK AT ME!

 

[Pink Moon]

That episode is brilliant.

Wiggum: Oh my God! It's a ghost car!

 

[Liam147]

Reminds me of this:


Originally had me in stitches, great episode.

 

[Sixpence]

Kent Brockman: Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?
Professor: Yes I would, Kent.

 

[Sixpence]

And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest... Aw, it's not for you. It's more of a Shelbyville idea.....

 

[Sixpence]

 

[Sixpence]

 

[R.N7]

 

[Sixpence]

Bart caught shoplifting.

First, he's grounded. No leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no egg nog. In fact, no nog, period. And third, absolutely no stealing for three months

 

[R.N7]

 

[Sixpence]

One of my all time favourite moments, Flanders going crazy insulting everyone, actually in tears laughing watching this, absolutely hilarious.

 

[gooDevil]

 

[Snow]

I quote that line a lot in the same condescending tone.

 

[R.N7]

Troy McClure: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such medical films as "Alice Doesn't Live Anymore" and "Mommy, What's Wrong With That Man's Face?"
Billy: But Mr. McClure, what is DNA?
Troy McClure: What the... Oh hi, Billy! Let's find out together. DNA is God's recipe for making you! Take a dash of dad, a pinch of mom, then we bake for nine months and... mmmm, that's good Billy!
Billy: Mr. McClure, what does DNA stand for?
Troy McClure: ...

THE END

 

[R.N7]

Alright, are you willing to go undercover to nail this creep?
No way, man! No way, man! Get yourself another patsy, man! No way am I wearing a freakin’ wire!
Alright alright alright, would you be willing to wear a hidden camera and microphone?
Oh, that I’ll wear.

 

[Solius]

Lisa: Wow did you know they had those wings for gliding?
Skinner: Yes, but I was hoping they wouldn't know that.

 

[gooDevil]

 

[Skywarden]

Ralph Wiggum: There's the key!
[a rat takes it]
Ralph Wiggum: Aah! The pointy kitty took it!

 

[R.N7]

Homer: How was jerk practice, boy? Did they teach you how to sing to trees? And build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs? Huh?
[His chair collapses] D'oh! Stupid poetic justice.
Bart: Actually, we were just planning the father-son river rafting trip.
Homer: Heh heh, you don't have a son.

Captain Horatio McCallister: Arr, I don't know what I'm doing

Ned Flanders: Oh, Warren, I know your dad is in prison, but don't you fret! A special celebrity dad has been arranged for you!
Warren: But, my older brother would like..
Ned Fladners: Sorry, but I'm afraid Ernest Borgnine has already been confirmed!
Ernest Borgnine: Hiya! I'm sure you kids know me best as Sergeant Fatso Judson in "From Here to Eternity".

I love that episode.

 

[R.N7]

Ned Flanders: Oops. That's for me. Flancrest Enterprises is my home business,
Homer Simpson: You liar! You don't have a home business! Why would you make up a lie like that?
Ned Flanders: No, it's true. Maude and I sell religious hook rugs over the internet.
Homer Simpson: Internet, eh?
Ned Flanders: Yes, indeedy. Making some good scratch too.
Homer Simpson: Scratch, eh?
Ned Flanders: Yep.
Homer Simpson: Maude, eh?

 

[Gazza]

Homer: "Well Mr Malloy, it looks like the cat has been caught by the very person who was trying to catch him"
Skinner: "How ironic."

 

[Solius]

I don't really find the newer episodes funny but it made me laugh where they spoofed Pixar and the peanut butter jar shouted "Don't let them put pencils in me!" before smashing on the ground.

 

[JustAFan]

The Ned Flanders dating video Homer made cracked me up. That was a lot of pixels needed to blur out Ned's holy instrument.

 

[Solius]

"I had an idea Chief, why don't we check out that suit Burns was wearing when he got shot?"

"Did you have the same backwords talking dream with the flaming cards?"

"Uhhh, I'll drive"

 

[Gazza]

"If I had $75 for every novelty I've removed... by the way I'll need a check for $75"
- Dr. Hibbert

 

[Gazza]

"I had an idea Chief, why don't we check out that suit Burns was wearing when he got shot?"

"Did you have the same backwords talking dream with the flaming cards?"

"Uhhh, I'll drive"

"Looks like you just bought yourself a lottery ticket... to jail!"

"He's unconscious, chief."

 

[Solius]

I think Chief Wiggum is my favourite character.

"Let him go, Lou. Someone going that fast has no time for a ticket."

 

[Goooose]

"He's got the tape of Kent Brockman picking his nose. ...Look! He's picking his nose!"

 

[Snow]

I don't really find the newer episodes funny but it made me laugh where they spoofed Pixar and the peanut butter jar shouted "Don't let them put pencils in me!" before smashing on the ground.

They usually have 1 or 2 old school classic moments but overall they're a bit meh. The funny parts are usually a single joke not relevant to what's going on.

"Just wait 'til my dad hears this at 3.am on NPR. It'll prove that I'm not wasting my life."
"You realize you just ruined the recording."

Anyways, saw an episode yesterday that ended with this song. As it's impossible to find good Simpsons clips online it's only the audio.

 

[RedMist99]