Television We didn't all go to Gudger College

[Badunk]

Homer (trying to comfort Lisa): Liiiiiisa...just because I dont care doesnt mean I dont understand.

 

[Mockney]

Are you talking to me?

No, my son is also named Bort.

Forgotten gem

"We also have your older, balder, fatter son."

 

[Solius]

That whole episode is gold.

 

[Scrumpet]

http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-simpsons-in-10-episodes,89184/

I've never really understood why everyone seems to hate the Armin Tamazrian episode. Even if you were that bothered by the idea, the judge forbidding anyone to ever talk about it again saves it.

 

[Mockney]

My children need wine!

 

[Mockney]

I've never really understood why everyone seems to hate the Armin Tamazrian episode. Even if you were that bothered by the idea, the judge forbidding anyone to ever talk about it again saves it.

Abe Hello Beautiful.
Mrs Skinner In your dreams!
Abe We'll see about that!

Abe Simpson: *mumble mumble* Hello Beautiful.

 

[Mockney]

We're too late!

I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut.

 

[Count Orduck]

Yeh it's a fecking atrocious episode. It kind of spelt the end of the Simpsons for me, and now I see that that was kind of the point!

 

[Mockney]

I'm so embarrassed. I wish there was a hole I could just crawl into and die.


- Ok, throw her in the hole.

 

[Solius]

"You girls were great. Cats back for everyone."

"I had a dog."

"Is cat now."

 

[Solius]

Homer: (to Bart) Young man, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, then he gets to break yours.
Grandpa: Aw, this is gonna be sweet.

 

[Liam147]

Lads, looking for the episode that goes through the morning/day of a few of the family's lives. Like, it starts in the morning, with 'Bart's Day', and plays his story, then flashes back to that same morning, and shows 'Lisa's Day', with them all coming to a head at the end. Any ideas?

 

[Olly Gunnar Solskjær]

Lads, looking for the episode that goes through the morning/day of a few of the family's lives. Like, it starts in the morning, with 'Bart's Day', and plays his story, then flashes back to that same morning, and shows 'Lisa's Day', with them all coming to a head at the end. Any ideas?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trilogy_of_Error

 

[Liam147]

Nice one Olly, cheers.

 

[R.N7]

I've never really understood why everyone seems to hate the Armin Tamazrian episode. Even if you were that bothered by the idea, the judge forbidding anyone to ever talk about it again saves it.

I think it's an accurate point when the golden age ended, the following episodes were pretty meh and the season overall wasn't as good as the previous ones.

 

[Mander]

I think it's an accurate point when the golden age ended, the following episodes were pretty meh and the season overall wasn't as good as the previous ones.

But the episode before that did have khlav kalash!

Homer: Now, what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?
Khlav Kalash man: Mountain dew, or crab juice.
Homer: Yuck! Ew! Geesh! I'll take a crab juice.

 

[R.N7]

That's why it's so accurate, it started on a high and then that episode happened.

 

[Gio]

I think it's an accurate point when the golden age ended, the following episodes were pretty meh and the season overall wasn't as good as the previous ones.

Aye, although there were a number of classic episodes during the remainder of 9 and the quality really dropped off into season 10.

 

[Elliott]

 

[brad-dyrak]

"Itchy Runs Afoul of an Irishman"

Milhouse: Look out Itchy! He's Irish!

 

[Mockney]

Er, is this going out live?

No Homer, very few cartoons are broadcast live, it's a terrible strain on the animators' wrists.

 

[Snow]

 

[R.N7]

Newsman: Simpson scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers
Homer: Hey, that's a half-truth!

 

[Mockney]

The Treehouse of Horror episode with "The Shining" is on C4 now.

Marge: Police, come in, this is Marge Simpson, my husband is on a murderous rampage. ..Over

Wiggum: Whew, thank god that's over, I was worried there for a little bit

 

[Liam147]

"Don't you mean the shining?"

"Shhh. You want to get sued?"

 

[paceme]

I got season 2and 3 for ten quid yesterday, bargain!

 

[Mystry]

Eddie: Did you hold a grudge against Mr. Burns?

Moe: No!

(The lie detector buzzes, indicating a lie.)

Moe: Okay, maybe I did, but I didn't shoot him!

(The lie detector dings, indicating the truth.)

Eddie: Checks out. Okay, sir, you're free to go.

Moe: Good, 'cause I've got a hot date tonight! (buzz) Odd date. (buzz) Dinner with friends. (buzz) Dinner alone. (buzz) Watching TV alone. (buzz) Alright! I'm just going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog! (buzz) Sears catalog. (ding) Now, would you unhook this already, please?! I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! (buzz)

 

[R.N7]

Oh, we all want peace, but it’s always just out of reach.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Shhhhh, A mother can't die, and I'm a mother, see? see?

 

[Don16]

What do people like?

Police
Cops

Police-cops

 

[Scrumpet]

...No, Bart, put it down...put it down, Bart...Bart, put it down...

 

[Eboue]

From tonight's episode.

 

[Eboue]

Homer: Which one am I, Serena or Venus?

Bart: You're Andre! I'm Serena.

Homer: Hehehe. You're a girl!

 

[Elliott]

From tonight's episode.

Not only do I like Van Halen, I think they keep getting better.

 

[Snow]

 

[R.N7]

Quiet! I can't hear the eggs.

 

[Bread]

"we just created the greatest democracy in the world you low life commoner!"

 

[Solius]

Stonecutters ep? Was on the other day.

 

[Xander45]

Stonecutters ep? Was on the other day.

 

[Snow]