Wonder Pigeon
'Shelbourne FC Supporter'
Ah just get one of those inflatable women. Just make sure it's a woman though, cos this one time, heh heh...
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Chalmers: Good Lord, what is happening in there?
Skinner: The Aurora Borealis?
Chalmers: The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: May I see it?
Skinner: No.
MY EYES! ZE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!
Ned does everything with class... keeping clean in the shower.
The ball! In his groin! It works on so many levels!
Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a...car of some sort, heading in the direction of...you know, that place that sells chilli. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.
Homer (watching on TV): I can't wait 'till they throw his hatless butt in jail.
"Put it in H!"
Chief Wiggum: Here we are, 123 Fake Street. The home of knifey wifey!
Lou: Hey Chief, can I hold my gun sideways? It looks so cool.
Chief Wiggum: Haha sure. Whatever you want, birthday boy.
HOMER
Don't worry. We won a dental plan in the strike of '88. (indicating scar) That's where I got this scar.
Flashback to the strike. The employees protest.
CARL
What do we want?
EMPLOYEES
More equitable treatment at the hands of management!
CARL
When do we want it?
EMPLOYEES
Soon!
Pan across to Homer at the snack cart.
HOMER
Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito?
There still is: ArmandTamzarianThere used to be a poster on here called Armin Tamzarian.
"Do not touch Willie. Good advice."
Must, kill, Moe... weeeeee!
Must, kill, Moe... weeeeee!
Mr. Burns: And a stunt like that impresses people?
Homer: Oh yeah, and I'm not easily impressed. Woah, a blue car!
"Just ask this scientician""My crazy friend doesn't eat meat. Is he crazy?"
"No, just ignorant. You see your crazy friend doesn't understand the food chain"
"You make a very adulterous point, senator"
I'm disappointed that my post in the Old Clothes thread went unnoticed.
"I didn't say stop!"
I've not been able to find it online but does anyone remember when Marge is politically active or something and Homer makes her angry so he tries to make it up to her by printing a bunch of yards signs? And then instead of YES ON 24 he misspells on and it says YES NO 24?
That's one of my favourites from the show!"We are now approaching our final destination, Itchy and Scratchy Land. The amusement park of the future where nothing can "possa-bly" go wrong. Uh, possibly go wrong. That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong."
Homer: Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.
Ned: Wait! Homer, what did you just say?
Homer: I said shut your ugly face, Flanders!
I don't think any of us expected him to say that.That's it, you people have held me back long enough! I'm going to clown college.
Hello, my name is Mr Snrub. And I come from... uh, someplace far away. Yes, that'll do.
Barney - I'm Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa - Mr Gumble, this is a girl scout meeting.
Barney - Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit that you have a problem?