Lingard is our best player every preseason.
Weird feelings of football
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
For a while now! I remember he scored one or two crackers under Moyes/SAF too.
They bid 35 million for every striker in europe last summer.
Rashford has never scored a one on one
As soon as de Gea stopped nervously spitting into his gloves every few minutes he became world class.
1. Real Madrid have had the same team for the past 5 years, only just waking up.
2. All Robben thinks about is cutting in and shooting with his left foot
2. All Robben thinks about is cutting in and shooting with his left foot
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50% of Watford's players are bald.
Every late consolation goal scored is either an absolute worldie or a major defensive error. There's no inbetween.
Aaron Lennon disappeared off the face of the earth when in fact he still plays PL football
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He had mental problems and took time off
Inspired by our little calamity last night no doubt.
On that subject whenever a keeper is brought on they will be involved in a major incident in the game, usually a negative/embarrassing one.
United's pitch is a darker shade of green than any other ground.
This is my last post of today as I'm a newbie and I'm restricted, but anyway even before the whole mental health thing I genuinely forgot about him, like after he left Tottenham I thought he went to join some championship team or retired or some shit... until one day I saw him running down the wing at Everton and I was like 'oh he's still alive' lol
Emirates is darker than any other I've always thought
Lindegaard retired when he left us. He made a comeback just now signing for Burnley.
hazard always seem to be on the floor anytime I watch him..
Players who were 20 years old in 2007 should now be around 26-27ish. Instead, they're 30.
Was saying this to someone earlier- we never play well when we wear red tops with black shorts.
Goalkeepers are never happy with their goal kick
Football fans continue to get excited when their team wins a corner even though no one has scored from one since the nineties
Any late City winner must be scored by Sterling.
If team A is predicted to absolutely murder team B, like City against Moyes for example, then the game always is much closer and Team B puts up a good fight.
Mauricio Pellegrino and Claude Puel are the same bloke.
*Bump.
Players dribble better or have more flair when they are wearing gloves, especially black gloves.
Players dribble better or have more flair when they are wearing gloves, especially black gloves.
Something like, in the late 90s and early 00s, players with white shoes were the most technically accomplished ones.
There are about 10 players each in the world with the surnames dembele, traorè, sakho etc. And they’re all Ivorian
Nearly all commentators still call Daley Blind Danny because of his father.
Gareth Barry has been playing football since the early 80s
Whenever I watch one of our players dribble, say Martial, Mikhi or Mata the ball seems to be wobbling and never fully in their control as opposed to when I see Coutinho, Salah, Sanchez, Hazard, Sterling dribble, the ball seems to be stuck to the turf.
When we win a throw in it occasionally looks like we shouldn't have won one.
Danny Welbeck is still 21.
West Brom and Chris Brunt are actually one and the same thing.
West Brom are still yet to win any game in the Premier League, against anyone, ever.
No one actually knows where West Brom is. It's just a stadium in the middle of nowhere somewhere in the middle bit of England.
West Brom don't have an away kit.
Every team in the PL seems to have at that one average midfield player who is 100% interchangeable with any other average midfield player at another club. Except for West Brom who seem to have an entire squad of this type of player.
West Brom are still yet to win any game in the Premier League, against anyone, ever.
No one actually knows where West Brom is. It's just a stadium in the middle of nowhere somewhere in the middle bit of England.
West Brom don't have an away kit.
Every team in the PL seems to have at that one average midfield player who is 100% interchangeable with any other average midfield player at another club. Except for West Brom who seem to have an entire squad of this type of player.
Ashley Young takes a foul throw every match.
Every left footer's long range shooting is miles better than right footers.
Every left footer's long range shooting is miles better than right footers.
That’s antonio Valencia’s speciality is that, honestly I don't think I’ve ever seen him take a legal throw in.
Calvert-Lewin is a made up name as no-one is called Calvert or Lewin.
This is definitely a good one.
By the time you get 18 blokes all crammed in the area, it's actually pretty difficult to score from one, hence only seeing a goal once every 1000 corners or so
He only scores 4 goals a season and always spends 4 months a season injured, yet still without fail loads on here cannot believe we sold him
That's a good one. I'm actually struggling to picture it in my head. I had to look it up.
Apparently this is it:
That kit has never been worn by anyone.
And at least 1 of those goals will be against us!