What's in the package?

I swear some of those things are actually school textbooks.
 
That Mayor guy had swag when it came to cutting the strings.
 
If you look closely you can see the devastation in your ones eyes that it wasn't a cheese burger in the package.
 
Don't even think that fat bitch is faking that smile.
 
Waaa, it's a bleedin' waste-of-time-capsule.
 
So it looks like they left us some rags, letters, documents and an example of their ability to MOTHERfeckING TIME TRAVEL!
 
I have just wasted an hour of my fecking life!
 
Well, Norway is the home of the troll...
 
The flags were probably made last year or something. Wankers.
 
fecking rushing them off the stage now. There is more important line dancing to be done.
 
Oh look, here's a copy of Pro Evo 2013 as well!
 
Bring on the bagpipes!
 
I can't wait to receive my ASOS package now. Who wants to see the unwrapping?
 
Well that was shit. A whole load of papers and shite. And those papers were from 1914 and 1919! Wtf?
 
They couldn't even afford to book A-Ha, by the look of it.
 
Notice how all the Norwegians are staying clear of this thread? They were all in on it.